poogling is my new word

its when you are sat down on the shiitter, doing what comes naturally, and get bored so pull out the phone and check something out on google

hence the poogle!!!!

You lost son, your the mug you think you know it all, but know very little. Your playing a few years, barely off your mothers breast and out of the nappy, and now you cant take being outplayed get over it son...

wtf is a super user ffs

A fine haul.......wp that man :^0

R0ykeane 14 Jan 23:57
wtf is a super user ffs


are you for real ? there are superusers now. not only can they see your hole cards, they can see what cards will be dealt in advance.

this was revealed by punterz in his recent blog, along with overwhelming evidence that they exist.

what was once considered the delusional rambling of crack addled conspiracy theorists, is now accepted wisdom.

nobody who has posted on this thread, and i mean nobody, apart from you and me, actually exists. the user names were created by a man called terry, as were the posts. he is a former superuser now employed by ibas. a poacher turned gamekeeper if you will. he is trying to brainwash you into thinking poker isnt rigged. do not fall for it.

just by posting this i have put my life, and the lives of my family in danger. the superusers are everywhere. they are working on a code that will crack the chip and pin system and bring the banking world crashing to its knees.

again.

keep fighting the good fight roy. keep fighting the good fight.

Haven't read whole thread, but has anyone else other than Roy/Patience agreed that shoving with the AA here is strange?

Deep breath....sigh.....ok. God give me strength.....

Levels are 15mins. You have not overshoved all in with the bb before, nor has he reshoved you. All fairly peaceful loving stuff. Odd raise call, nothing seemingly out of line from either party.

We are 4 handed. Top prize is about $3.3k, 4th is $911.

You have just doubled after calling a large raise and hitting a set of twos.

Very next hand It is folded to you in the SB. You have the best hand in poker. You are unlikely to see said hand again.

There is only 32 k in the middle and the BB is not in desperate shape and has circa 340k?? Something like that. He has shown himself to be tight aggressive.

Pray tell what on average is your best line in terms of extracting value from this hand should it be played over 1000 times?

Given you have no history of this (with a smaller stack and the blinds the same) to now do it with a bigger stack and the same blinds reeks. The only way you get action is if the bb has a premium.

Only way you play AA like this in the above spot with the above history is if you know what he bb has.

Roy - it was a 'donkerment' though. I've seen people go all-in with 8-2 offsuit and get called by Q7. So, is it that surprising that he was hoping for a call (and thus win maximum with his aces)?

Plus, if he only picks up the blinds, at least he hasn't been suckered by someone hitting a set/2pair on the flop...

stu 15 Jan 14:26
Roy - it was a 'donkerment' though. I've seen people go all-in with 8-2 offsuit and get called by Q7. So, is it that surprising that he was hoping for a call (and thus win maximum with his aces)?

Plus, if he only picks up the blinds, at least he hasn't been suckered by someone hitting a set/2pair on the flop...


1 a 20 dollar rebuy is not a dddddddddonkament
2. The money in the middle really aint enough you to warrant pushing any 2
3. Read my post you cabbages clown, he's only getting a call should i have a top hand given how ive been playing.
4. There is not enough in the middle to feel good about just picking up the blinds with aa 4 handed.
5. worrying about getting sucked out upon is a fish trait. Good players will always get more suckie suckie but you have to keep putting yourself in those spots because in the LR.....

R0ykeane 15 Jan 14:26

New guy, just dont do it son. Raise or limp your best line here

I've read only two books, and seen a few instructional videos. Whilst what you are saying has an element of truth to it, every bit of literature I've read so far stresses the importance of ,mixing up your play.
Honestly, wtf would you be risking everything for on an AK against the big stack? it's a gamble. Even if he'd had 66 you'd have lost.

Roy why dont you just settle it, instead of continuing to just state AA never pushes here so he must be able to see my cards,post the rest of the hands he played, if he can see cards it will obv.

FFsmd 15 Jan 16:42
Roy why dont you just settle it, instead of continuing to just state AA never pushes here so he must be able to see my cards,post the rest of the hands he played, if he can see cards it will obv.

If you read the thread you will find i addressed this. Beggers belief the amount of support this ridiculous move has garnered

If you read the thread you will find i addressed this.

If i read the whole thread i would have lock jaw by now from the yawning.

A move that is either guaranteed to win the blinds and keep him secure in his tournament position, or take down a monster pot is not what I would call 'ridiculous'.

aa vv kk heads up is not uncommon so ak vv aa is certainly not uncommom

if i makes you feel any better this hand popped up LIVE last hand in a £100 freezeout i played in

Player 1 - allin 9s9h
Play 2 - call AsQd

Flop Kd10d9c
Turn Jd
River Ad

Player 2 runner runnered a royal flush when player 1 flopped a set

I also witnessed a queen high straight flush beat a 10 high straight flush in a cash game LIVE two weeks ago

it happens and its called probability - people win the lottery as staggering odds and instances like this are no different

Your last post was thrash

Metal?

Seriously though, you're starting to look very silly, throwing insults around while no-one agrees with you on a huge thread.

ok i read the post and u seem to think that a player would only ever go allin with AA if he knows the other play has a premium hand and cannot fold it?

sorry but that is absurd - plenty of players overbet AA like this to represent a lower pait and elicit calls from premium hands - and it worked perfectly against you!

can i ask why u called when u have over 30 big blinds?

oh dear another loony has escaped

The point is he only shoves this hand if he knows i cant fold.

LOLOLOOLOLOLOLL.

Do you think his notes about you say "Calling Station"

look at this session - look at callandlose player. I do not know what is is but it's not a luck or variance. 5bi up before one 18 min session on PLO.

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636013329 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:26:51 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: bigjok ( $1.95 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $12.96 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $10 )
Seat 4: klemmma ( $3.82 )
Seat 5: Fibonazi ( $3.05 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $17.76 )
VooDooBoss posts small blind [$0.05]
bigjok posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ Th, Jh, Qh, Td ]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog folds
klemmma calls [$0.10]
Fibonazi raises to [$0.55]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.50]
bigjok raises to [$1]
callandlose calls [$0.90]
klemmma folds
Fibonazi goes all-in
Fibonazi raises to [$3.05]
VooDooBoss folds
bigjok calls [$0.95]
bigjok goes all-in
callandlose calls [$2.05]
** Showdown **
bigjok shows [ 4s, Ac, 2c, Ah ]
callandlose shows [ 9c, Jd, 5c, Js ]
Fibonazi shows [ 3h, 8d, Ad, As ]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, Qs, 9h ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Ts ]
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $2.20 from side pot #1 with a straight, King to Nine
callandlose wins $6.07 from main pot with a straight, King to Nine
************ Game 636013329 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636014704 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:29:21 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: bigjok ( $0.11 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $17.78 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $9.90 )
Seat 4: klemmma ( $7.50 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $0 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $16.86 )
keanosdog posts small blind [$0.05]
klemmma posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 9h, Js, Qh, Qd ]
VooDooBoss raises to [$0.20]
bigjok calls [$0.11]
bigjok goes all-in
callandlose calls [$0.20]
keanosdog calls [$0.15]
klemmma calls [$0.10]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5d, 2c, 4d ]
keanosdog checks
klemmma checks
VooDooBoss checks
callandlose bets [$0.91]
keanosdog folds
klemmma folds
VooDooBoss folds
Returning uncalled bet [$0.91] to callandlose
** Showdown **
bigjok shows [ Kd, Jc, Qc, Jh ]
callandlose shows [ 3h, Td, 2d, As ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $0.36 from side pot #1 with a Flush
callandlose wins $0.51 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 636014704 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636015264 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:30:19 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: bigjok ( $2.39 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $18.45 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $9.70 )
Seat 4: klemmma ( $7.30 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $10 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $16.66 )
klemmma posts small blind [$0.05]
ykos posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 5d, 8d, 5h, 6d ]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.10]
bigjok calls [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog folds
klemmma calls [$0.05]
ykos checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4h, 5c, Qh ]
klemmma bets [$0.37]
ykos folds
VooDooBoss calls [$0.37]
bigjok folds
callandlose calls [$0.37]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9h ]
klemmma checks
VooDooBoss checks
callandlose checks
** Dealing River ** [ 9d ]
klemmma bets [$1.20]
VooDooBoss calls [$1.20]
callandlose raises to [$6.41]
klemmma goes all-in
klemmma raises to [$6.83]
VooDooBoss folds
callandlose calls [$0.42]
** Showdown **
callandlose shows [ 3h, 5s, 6s, 9c ] full house, Nines full of Fives
klemmma shows [ Th, 4d, Qd, 4s ] full house, Fours full of Nines
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $15.65 from main pot with full house, Nines full of Fives
************ Game 636015264 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636015986 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:31:34 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: bigjok ( $2.40 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $26.80 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $9.70 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $9.90 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $14.99 )
ykos posts small blind [$0.05]
VooDooBoss posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ Qd, Th, 2d, 9s ]
bigjok folds
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog calls [$0.10]
ykos calls [$0.05]
VooDooBoss checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8h, Ah, 3d ]
ykos checks
VooDooBoss checks
callandlose checks
keanosdog checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
ykos bets [$0.10]
VooDooBoss folds
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog calls [$0.10]
** Dealing River ** [ 7s ]
ykos bets [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog folds
** Showdown **
ykos shows [ 9c, Kd, 7h, 8s ] two pair, Kings and Eights
callandlose shows [ 4d, Ac, 7c, 5c ] two pair, Aces and Sevens
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $0.86 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Sevens
************ Game 636015986 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636017810 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:34:43 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: bigjok ( $4.09 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $27.16 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $10 )
Seat 4: Hugeplums ( $0 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $9.50 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $14.69 )
callandlose posts small blind [$0.05]
keanosdog posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 4h, 9c, 5s, Jd ]
ykos folds
VooDooBoss calls [$0.10]
bigjok calls [$0.10]
callandlose raises to [$0.41]
keanosdog folds
VooDooBoss calls [$0.31]
bigjok calls [$0.31]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 7s, 2c ]
callandlose checks
VooDooBoss checks
bigjok bets [$1.33]
callandlose calls [$1.33]
VooDooBoss folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
callandlose checks
bigjok goes all-in
bigjok bets [$2.35]
callandlose calls [$2.35]
** Showdown **
bigjok shows [ Js, Kd, Qc, Ah ]
callandlose shows [ Ac, 8s, Ad, Ks ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $8.26 from main pot with two pair, Aces and Sevens
************ Game 636017810 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636022925 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:43:39 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: canelo ( $5 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $28.54 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $9.40 )
Seat 4: Hugeplums ( $32.36 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $4.01 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $13.40 )
Hugeplums posts small blind [$0.05]
ykos posts big blind [$0.10]
canelo posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 7s, 6s, 7c, 4d ]
VooDooBoss raises to [$0.20]
canelo calls [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.20]
keanosdog folds
Hugeplums calls [$0.15]
ykos calls [$0.10]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2h, Td, 8h ]
Hugeplums checks
ykos bets [$0.10]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.10]
canelo calls [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
Hugeplums calls [$0.10]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4s ]
Hugeplums checks
ykos bets [$0.10]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.10]
canelo calls [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
Hugeplums calls [$0.10]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
Hugeplums checks
ykos checks
VooDooBoss checks
canelo checks
callandlose bets [$2]
Hugeplums folds
ykos folds
VooDooBoss folds
canelo folds
Returning uncalled bet [$2] to callandlose
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $1.90 from main pot
************ Game 636022925 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636023956 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:45:26 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: canelo ( $4.60 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $30.04 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $9.40 )
Seat 4: Hugeplums ( $31.96 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $3.61 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $13 )
ykos posts small blind [$0.05]
VooDooBoss posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 7s, 9h, 5d, 4d ]
canelo calls [$0.10]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
keanosdog raises to [$0.55]
Hugeplums folds
ykos folds
VooDooBoss calls [$0.45]
canelo calls [$0.45]
callandlose calls [$0.45]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Qc, 9s ]
VooDooBoss checks
canelo checks
callandlose bets [$2.25]
keanosdog calls [$2.25]
VooDooBoss folds
canelo calls [$2.25]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
canelo checks
callandlose bets [$9]
keanosdog calls [$6.60]
keanosdog goes all-in
canelo folds
Returning uncalled bet [$2.40] to callandlose
** Showdown **
callandlose shows [ 3c, 8c, 4s, 6s ]
keanosdog shows [ Ah, Js, As, 2d ]
** Dealing River ** [ 2c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $21.09 from main pot with a Flush
************ Game 636023956 ends ************
***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636024696 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:46:44 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of active players : 5
Seat 1: canelo ( $1.80 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $41.73 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $0 )
Seat 4: Hugeplums ( $31.96 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $3.56 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $12.45 )
VooDooBoss posts small blind [$0.05]
canelo posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ Ah, Qc, 7s, 9c ]
callandlose calls [$0.10]
Hugeplums folds
ykos calls [$0.10]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.05]
canelo raises to [$0.50]
callandlose calls [$0.40]
ykos calls [$0.40]
VooDooBoss calls [$0.40]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, Jc, 6s ]
VooDooBoss checks
canelo checks
callandlose checks
ykos bets [$2]
VooDooBoss calls [$2]
canelo folds
callandlose calls [$2]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5h ]
VooDooBoss checks
callandlose checks
ykos checks
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
VooDooBoss checks
callandlose bets [$4]
ykos calls [$1.06]
ykos goes all-in
VooDooBoss calls [$4]
** Showdown **
callandlose shows [ 5c, 6d, Js, Ac ] full house, Sixes full of Jacks
ykos mucks [ 8c, As, 7h, 7d ]
VooDooBoss mucks [ Ah, Qc, 7s, 9c ]
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $5.88 from side pot #1 with full house, Sixes full of Jacks
callandlose wins $10.33 from main pot with full house, Sixes full of Jacks
************ Game 636024696 ends ************

***** Betfair Poker Hand History for Game 636026196 *****
PL $0.05/$0.10 Omaha - Friday, January 15, 23:49:20 GMT 2010
Table Death 02 6-max (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of active players : 6
Seat 1: canelo ( $1.67 )
Seat 2: callandlose ( $51.24 )
Seat 3: keanosdog ( $10 )
Seat 4: Hugeplums ( $31.96 )
Seat 5: ykos ( $5 )
Seat 6: VooDooBoss ( $5.75 )
callandlose posts small blind [$0.05]
keanosdog posts big blind [$0.10]
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to VooDooBoss [ 4s, Ac, 4h, 5c ]
Hugeplums folds
ykos calls [$0.10]
VooDooBoss raises to [$0.45]
canelo calls [$0.45]
callandlose calls [$0.40]
keanosdog folds
ykos calls [$0.35]
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, Js, Jh ]
callandlose checks
ykos checks
VooDooBoss checks
canelo checks
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7s ]
callandlose checks
ykos checks
VooDooBoss checks
canelo checks
** Dealing River ** [ 6c ]
callandlose bets [$0.80]
ykos folds
VooDooBoss folds
canelo folds
Returning uncalled bet [$0.80] to callandlose
** Hand Conclusion **
callandlose wins $1.81 from main pot
************ Game 636026196 ends ************