staking/mentoring

Wanted - Rich person to stake Lazy Unlucky Person

have a banana

no offense but who in their right mind would want to staker a player who admits he isn't playing well??

oh yeah, forgot to add this

if anyone is interested, no need to put it on here and open yourself up to ridicule like i have

my email for poker is:


teamonkey @ hot mail . co . uk (remove the spaces)

cheers

Mick

now feel free to add further withering sarcastic comments ladies and gents

well people staked ben

very good question Rich

hence why i have asked for mentoring and staking, not just staking


in the past i have performed well, i need to regain my previous levels

if i get no takers thats ok by me, nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that

If you can afford to deposit then you don't need staking. You need to stop being lazy and do some reading & hand analysis, don't expect others to pay for your mistakes.

You are offering the staker absolutely nothing other than a guaranteed loss of their capital. Read the post back to yourself and ask 'Would I take a chance on this person & what is the likely outcome?'

And for that reason I'm oot!

wot stakes do u normally play, how many hours do u plan to play? and do u tilt much?

and screenames?

wot stakes do u normally play? i dont have a fixed level, i have played as high as 10-20NL and as low as 1c-2c, i think i feel most comfortable playing 0.5-1 NL, $10-$30 STT and MTT

how many hours do u plan to play? my shift pattern is complicated and tiring, i dont play when on shift, i play on my rest days, of which i have on average 10 per month, in these days i would normally play approx 3-4 hours per day, 30-40 hours per month

and do u tilt much? well, no, i dont think i do anymore. i have played for 6 years now, i have played the WSOP main event in 2004 where i met good old Dave Shallow, i had only been playing about 6 months at that point. i have won a seat onto a TV game last year where i managed to get HU (with the eventual winner) where i ran out of cards and ran out of game after misscounting my *****and thinking the 5ks were worth 10k. i have been on both ends of bad beats too man times to tilt when they happen, but i dont use any analysis softwre so i dont know if i am above or below the EV line


perhaps it is the fact that i play for entertainment as opposed to for a living that has caused my game to suffer or lag behind the learning curve.

when i first started to play i made a good amount of money playing cash

then i moved onto STT and MTT and was, in an arbboy stylee, usually on the leaderboards on the old crapto MTT

however, the past 2-3 years i have found myself going wrong and, at best, breaking even in all disciplines of the game

probably not endearing myself to any potential backers, but i am, if nothing else, a nice guy, and i do think that with a little guidance i could be put back onto the winning track

bit of a ramble i know, appologies

most important thing u can do mick is to get HEM. all the regs use it and if you arent its almost impossible to beat the game over any sort of volume. its essential for self analysis and also for monitoring your opponents play

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most important thing u can do mick is to get HEM. all the regs use it and if you arent its almost impossible to beat the game over any sort of volume. its essential for self analysis and also for monitoring your opponents play

BULL SH IT

If you've got skills you shouldn't need to rely on anything but yourself. lol

I use no programmes, prefer to use instincts.

fine u be happy to play on instinct. if you ever want to really look at your own game and find leaks you need HEM simple. you could be winning 6bb/100 but with a little leak plugging up that to 10bb/100.

if youa re going to play cash then u need HEM simple. Anyone who doesnt use it is costing themselves money. best $60 u will ever spend (hell use the free 15 day trial and see what it can do for you before u buy it- i dont know a single person who has used the 15 day trial then gone naaaah i dont need it).

what is hem please

http://www.holdemmanager.net/

2 things

1. Ari - Is HEM better than pokertracker?

2. Staking for Mick.

Great honesty and this should be a plus for any potential backer. This isn't for me as I don't fancy the mentoring but I would just like to say Mick is a good bloke and a good player and will probaby make someone a decent return here.

HEM way way better than tracker keith- worth the $60 trust me

keith see my htread if ur interested mate

i might actuallly be interested. been looking for ppl to stake and mentor at same time, of course the big problem with that is u mentor them and teach them how to ply well then they b ugger off!

i'm too fat to run away spackers

i am currently trying the free 15 day HEM jobber

its tricky

have seen where my best return is tho so i am currently trying to improve my stats at that level

if you are interested i will be your horse/pupil for at least 6 months, perhaps longer

That Spackers hasn't got about twenty applications already is crazy.

spackers. Can i be considered please? I'll give you some background and contact details if you show interest

ok im not sure how it wud work exactly but my email is hurning_jim@**.com if any 1 else is interested might be able to do sumthin just send an email about where u r at.

but i only do cash games

thts h otmail. u can add me to msn if u like apples