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Still standing
14 Sep 13 15:43
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There is NEVER a sure thing in gambling, but here goes:

Take 5% of your total bank and bet it on N.O. Saints moneyline @ 1.64.

Wait for the price to drop down to about 1.22, and GET OUT.

What could happen ?  The bet goes as planned, Aints are always winning, you trade out as a winning gambler would, thank you for the easy 2%.
Tampa wins, but you would have had a chance to trade out for your 2% win, but don't.  Then this bet is considered a win, and you're an idiot.
The game is tight and NO wins in the last second, then consider yourself lucky because you've won 5% less commission.

Tampa goes wire to wire, your bet was dead all day because the Aints never lead.  Then you lose your bet, that's gambling, and I'm the idiot.  But this idiot will be back at it on another game because losing 5% isn't going to break me.

Good luck tomorrow, obviously this bet, and IMO, every bet on the exchange has to be watched all day.  BF is not for placing a bet and forgetting about it.
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Report themightymac September 14, 2013 7:47 PM BST
YAWN, YAWN, YAWN, YAWN, YAWN, YAWN.
Report Still standing September 14, 2013 11:02 PM BST
Yup, big yawn indeed SpammerMac.  That's the difference between us.  I make my money 1, 2 and 3% at a time.  You make yours, if any, by spamming people and sending them to a spamming website.  What does your crappy site say about this weeks games ?  I just jumped on Bama (do you know who they are ?) at 1.03 with a 21 point lead in the 3rd.  And you ?
Report Still standing September 14, 2013 11:24 PM BST
Oh no, Texas scored and I had to jump in for some 1.05  What about you SpamMac.  Your website helped you win what, 400 last week.  What are the bets for this week ?
Report themightymac September 15, 2013 1:05 AM BST
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

YOU WOULD BACK "BAMA" AFTER ALL IT`S AN ANAGRAM OF YOU - A BAM Laugh

BRAGGING ABOUT BETTING 1/33 AND 1/20 SHOTS LaughLaughLaugh

LOOKING FOR 2% and 3% PROFIT A BET (THATS 2 CENTS TO YOU A BET) PLEASE STOP MR PROFESSIONAL YOU`RE MAKING ME LAUGH LaughLaugh

I HAD A 100/1 WINNER THE OTHER DAY - LETS SEE - THATS 10,000% PROFIT 1 BET

I WIN MORE ON ONE BET THAN YOU WIN IN A YEAR SO CUT OUT THE CRAP TALK

NOBODY IS INTERESTED IN YOUR STRATEGY TO WIN 2% PROFIT. THIS IS A GAMBLERS SITE.
Report themightymac September 15, 2013 1:07 AM BST
Bets for this week are only available to subscribers. I can get you a discount. Whoops
Report Still standing September 15, 2013 4:30 PM BST
It's obvious Mama SpammerMac didn't raise anybody who could comprehend English.  Or took an economics course.  I post up a bet that I estimate has over an 80% chance to increase my whole bankroll ( not per bet as your lacking comprehension skills interpreted ) by 2% and you scoff at it ?  HA ha ha ha ha.  You come on here and brag about winning 400, and those picks are from a free web site.  Ha ha ha ha.  Maybe my picks, MY PICKS, at 2@ trump your free picks from a scammer spammer web site.  Kaching kaching, some muppet just clicked on one of your worthless banners,  3 more P in the account of MightySpammerMac.  Actually, I really don't know how much you get per click, so maybe I should just shut up.  Kind of like you and the NFL.

So, spamBoy, I've posted up 2 bets, including a live in play one yesterday.  You don't know that I also had Bama ( have you had time to google them yet to know who they are ) @ 1.21, then more @ 1.12, then out at 1.05, then in again at 1.03, them more at 1.05, then finally out at 1.01.  Not the best of days because of low liqidity, but I bet it was at least 10,000 spammer banner clicks worth. I didn't have to dupe anybody, and WTF, it was only a couple jours work.

So you had a 100 to 1 shot the other day.  Go ahead and aftertime, post it up.  Let us all see the quality of that great pick.  What are the great free NFL picks for this week, or are you sworn to never tell, because to get them, suckers have to sign up ?  Ha ha ha ha.

Hey spammer, I think another 3 P just went into your affiliate account.  Several thousand more clicks and you could get yourself a new tattoo.
Report casemoney September 15, 2013 6:59 PM BST
is the OP on drugs please ?
Report DirkDiggler September 15, 2013 7:28 PM BST
I think so.
Report casemoney September 16, 2013 2:25 AM BST
well 5% isnt going to break anyone imvho Laugh how did this trade go was there an out at 1.22 or was it pants shat and got the lot ?
Report themightymac September 16, 2013 3:10 AM BST
Definitely on something. Where did I brag that I won 400? I found a website offering FREE bets from some internet bookies that even I, with 30 betting accounts, hadn`t heard off and I took advantage of the offers and got 400 in bonuses for nothing. I posted a link thinking that some on here would appreciate it and I get verbally attacked as a "spammer". Shocked Next time I`ll keep them to myself.

He then slates my comprehension of English and Arithmetic Laugh. Simple arithmetic really. If you have a betting bank of 1,000 and you make 2% profit, that`s a whole 20, I think, but I may be wrong since I can`t count Whoops It`s been a long time since I bought my University degrees from a tout who sells them cheap. 2$ profit? Big deal, don`t spend it all at once Laugh Not bragging, but I got 300% clear profit on Dirk`s college football tips last night Grin

Talking about college football, thanks for telling me that the Crimson Tide, or Bama as you call them, are a college football team. I phoned Joe Namath, a personal friend of mine, and he tells me that you are indeed right. One learns something every day. I`ve also just realised that since I know nothing about the NFL, I must have wasted 10 years of my life as a Jets season ticket holder Sad

I want everybody on this forum to win, provided it doesn`t cost me money, and there are some shrewd judges on here whom I`ll gladly follow if I don`t have an opinion myself, but on real bets, not "scared to bet" bets. Whoops
Report Still standing September 16, 2013 3:45 AM BST
You're right, 5% isn't going to break anyone, but that's my point.  Who has the discipline to only bet 5%, and settle for a 2% win.  Especially important betting the NFL because of the wild price swings.  But then I probably shouldn't be talking about discipline because here I am betting in week 2 of the NFL, where it's mostly just dart throwing. I usually hold off until week 4, but this game was such a standout for a trade, I couldn't resist.

I got out early in the 3rd after NO scored a FG, @ 1.15. I think they may have gone down to 1.09 If I had held the bet to the end, I wouldn't have won 5%, only 3.3%

Betting only 5% is hard to do.  It was for piddling amounts several years ago, now betting 5% and winning 2% isn't so hard to take.

My numbers were a bit off in my opening post, I wrote it without putting too much effort into it.
Report casemoney September 16, 2013 4:07 AM BST
well it was a winner so carry on for next week imo Grin
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