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SEAGULLS @ THE BISONS
SEAGULLS @ THE BISONS
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I've narrowed it down to 22 I don't think the chairman of the gay parade committee is the father because he has witnesses who insist he couldn't make a baby even if he tried .and I believe them after seeing him
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DO WAH DIDDY DID YOU FIND OUT WHO THE LADY BUS DRIVERS DAD WAS
no but we found out her mother had a std and that she had sex with at least 250 men and 49 women and she never washes her hands after she uses the toilet . WAS HER DAUGHTER UPSET WHEN SHE COULDNT FIND OUT WHO HER REAL DAD WAS no not really but she was glad she found out that her mother never washes her hands after using the toilet as she had told her many times that she was not the only one in the house who didn't wash them |
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DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU WATCH ALOT OF T V
only if I'm sure the t v licence detector van isn't in our area DO WAH DIDDY THEY SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS A T V LICENCE DETECTOR VAN ILL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT |
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DO WAH DIDDY WHEN YOU REPLY TO ME YOUR SUPPOSE TO REPLY TO ME IN LOWER CASE LETTERS
I know but that last post of mine I forgot |
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I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue |
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I've just seen one of the seagul greats in Waterstones signing copies of his biography
DID YOU GO IN THERE DO WAH DIDDY TO BUY HIS BOOK OR WAS YOU IN THERE TO BUY ANOTHER BOOK no I was in there because I needed to go to the toilet and they have soft toilet tissue |
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DO WAH DIDDY WHICH SEAGUL WAS YOUR FAVOURITE IN ALL THE YEARS YOU WAS A FAN
I've told you before I don't know they all looked the same to me don't you read my threads I'm not repeating myself again unless the keys on my iPad get stuck |
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I've just seen one of the seagulls in the royal box on center court at Wimbledon on t v
WAS HE WATCHING THE TENNIS DO WAH .NO HE WAS WATCHING THE RACING ON HIS I PAD HES GOT A GAMBLING PROBLEM |
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Did you notice who he was sat next too
HE WAS SAT ON PIPPA MIDDLETONS HEAD .HE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET A TICKET |
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was it the same seagull you saw last year
I THINK IT WAS OR THEVE GOT A DOUBLE |
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just as a matter of interest do wah who was your favourite bison
THE ONE THAT SITTING BULL SHOT IN THE FILM ROY ROGERS GOES VEGETARIAN |
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do wah is the seagull still sitting on Pippa middletons head
NO HES FLOWN ON THE UMPIRES SEAT why do wah to get a better view NO TO DIDPUTE THAT last net call decision |
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do wah is the queen sat in the royal box
NO I BELIEVE SHES GOT AN APPOINTMENT WITH HER CHIROPOTIST.HER SKIN UNDER HER LEFT FOOT HAS GONE VERY HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN ,AND THE CORN ON HER LITTLE TOE ON HER RIGHT FOOT IS CATCHING THE BUCKLE ON HER FLIP FLOPS |
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do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB |
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do wah wah does the queen still visit Wimbledon to watch the tennis
ONLY WHEN SHES GOT NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO SHE NEVER ATTENDS WHEN ITS HALF PRICE AFTERNOON BINGO AT HER OVER 60s COMMUNITY CLUB |
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do wah I thought you didn't have a TV .I know you've not got a t v licence
IM WATCHING IT IN CURRYS WINDOW IVE BEEN INSIDE AND TURNED THE VOLUME UP doesn't you legs ache standing up all day NO HABITAT IS NEXT DOOR AND IVE BORROWED A FLAT PACK CHAIR .BUT IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO ASSEMBLE IT. |
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doesn't any one ask why your sat on a chair watching TV outside Curry's window
NO BUT SOMEONE ASKED ME IF I KNEW HOW OFTEN THE NUMBER 10 BUS RUNS |
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do wah do you still watch your t v even though you've no licence .
NO BUT THE OLD LADY NEXT DOOR HAS A T V LICENCE AND I BORROW HER T V IF THERE'S ANYTHING SPECIAL I WANT TO SEE why didn't you borrow it off her to watch Wimbledon . SHES WATCHING THE Q V C SHOPPING CHANNEL .ITS THE DIAMONEQE HALF PRICE RING SALE TODAY |
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SHE WONT LISTEN TO ME IVE TOLD HER SHES:102 AND DOESNT LOOK WELL. IVE TOLD HER IT MIGHT NOT ARRIVE BEFORE SHE PASSES AWAY
I TOLD HER TO WAIT UNTILL SHES HAD HER HOSPITAL APPOINTMENT THE WAY SHE LOOKS TO ME that's not a very nice thing to say do wah ITS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO SAY THAT .BUT ITS ME WHO SHE EXPECTS TO PICK IT UP FROM THE POST OFFICE IF SHE DOESNT HEAR THE POSTMAN DELIVER IT OR SHES ON THE TOILET . I DONT WANT TO TRAPES ALL THE WAY TO THE POST OFFICE IF SHES DEAD |
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do wah do you have a radio and do you listen to sport on it
YES I HAVE A RADIO I BOUGHT IT FROM A CAR BOOT SALE FOR 20P .I DONT LISTEN TO IT THOUGH .BECAUSE ITS GOT NO VOLUME KNOB .EVERYTHING ELSE WORKS ON IT .YOU JUST CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND |
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Do wah it's no good if the volume knob is missing
ITS AS GOOD AS ANY OTHER RADIO APART FROM HAVING NO VOLUME KNOB.EVERY THING ELSE WORKS ITS JUST LIKE ANY OTHER RADIO WHEN ITS NOT TURNED ON .IF I EVER LET ANY ONE IN MY FLAT .I BET YOU WHAT YOU WANT THAT THEY COULDNT TELL THAT THE VOLUME KNOB WAS WORKING WHEN IT WAS OFF yes but you said the volume knob was missing they could see it was missing . OH NO THEY COULDNT I HAVE MY BOX OF CORNFLAKES IN FRONT OF THE RADIO SO NO ONE CAN SEE THERES A KNOB MISSING |
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It's only sept and 6 of the seagulls have been struct down with bird flue
RA RA RA HAVE YOU HEARD THE LATEST RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST |
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Seagulls remember aim high fly high to the top of the leauge
No more am I sitting on the fence I'm going to tell you straight Sitting on the fence Could give you splinters in your bottom You should **** on all these teams in your leauge No there not worse than you but It will give them something to think about |
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****= s. H I t
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Forget last season
I know alot of you put alot of weight on But I've made it clear to our fans that they Must not feed you bread while the game is in motion |
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I don't want to see any of you pinching the children's ice creams this year .
Your bringing the club into disrepute as well as yourselves |
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When each game finishes this year .I want the whole team to go to our fans and flap your wings and let the fans know we appreciate their support
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I've heard Eddie the seagull is flying in for your first game to support you
He was a legend when he played for us .it was a pity he had to retire after breaking his beak He could still play brilliantly but the other seagulls couldn't communicate with him especially with him already having a stutter |
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The TV company was going to present him with a life time achievement award for hisxloyal service for us .
But the director of the t v company said no one wants to watch and listen to a seagull with a stutter .plus he never smiles |
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He was voted player of the year in 2012,13 ,14 and 15
Yes he was accused of taking drugs in 2016 but the vet prescribed them for him .after he sat on a cow that was infected with foot and mouth disease and gonneria The committe agreed he had to take them and no a further action was taken It hit him hard when his female supporters dwindled when gonneria was linked to his name Especially when the opposition fans kept chanting Whose the team whose got vd seagulls seagulls Whose the team whose got vd seagulls are their name |
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RA RA RA THE SEAGULLS ARE THE GREATEST
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The seaguls wanted to win the Superbowl until they found out that
it was just another piece of crocery to put on the kitchen cabinet |
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I was informed that the american Superbowl is much bigger than the world cup .It needs to be if you want to eat your cornflakes out of it
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I'll never forget the first game that I ever saw as a child
I had already heard that it was a dangerous game but when the players came onto the field wearing them crash helmets I thought the game must be played on motorbikes |
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I've read the book about the American Superbowl final .in its early days they had no money to have a star studded interval show .
So they hired a local cowboy to perform how to lassoo a steer .but even though they urged the crowd to stay sat in their seats.three drunken Dodgers fans tried to lassoo the cowboy off his horse and got trampled on by the 30 stone hot dog seller |
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For me the best half time show was when they did a tribute to Hollywood and Alfred Hitchcock ran onto the stage wearing a pair of shorts and an Hawaiian flowered shirt and his flip flops and sang a solo of there's no business like showbusiness
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There was a lot of controversy over it though .some in the audience thought he was mimeing
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Alfred would never mime.
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Exactly my words wise words
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