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THIS THREAD IS MY MONA LISA ,I HAVE MANY MORE BUT THIS IS MY MASTERPIECE,THERES NOT MANY PEOPLE WHOS BEEN INSPIRED BY A SEAGULL TO WRITE SUCH A MASTERPIECE ,
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IM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING AN UNDISCOVERED GENIOUS
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Great stuff Do Wah.
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Think the Seagulls will draw 2-1
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What are the odds for the next match?
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If Do Wah Diddy had been born in USA, he would be millionaire ten times over with his own comedy show on CBS
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THIS THREAD IS TOO GOOD TO DISAPEAR INTO OBSCURITY
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i agree...ttt
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A masterpiece.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h_zjBYi-2nM
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DO WAH DIDDY WILL BE VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UPSET WHEN HE REALISES YOUVE LET THIS THREAD SLIP SO FAR DOWN THE LIST
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One of your finest pieces of work imho.
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Been a long time since I saw you Do Wah. The golf forum eagerly awaits your triumphant return
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THANK YOU THE RHINO YES I WILL GIVE THEM THE TIP ON HOW
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DO WAH DIDDY WHATS HAPPENED TO THE SEAGULS
well ive lost alot of interest in them since one of them flew over the cuckoo's nest and was declared insane and got a free transfer |
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DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE REST ARE DO WAH DIDDY
well ones an alcoholic and sleeps on a form in Central park another one sits on top of the Eiffel tower in Paris and watches the world go bye hes got mental problems WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HES GOT MENTAL PROBLEMS DO WAH DIDDY well have you ever seen another seagull sitting upside down on the Eiffel tower |
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one is a seagull trafficker .he brings female seagulls in from the continent with promises of accomodation in the many empty buildings and easy pickings of food from the homeless when their asleep after drinking alcohol or taking drugs
he only brings them here to work as sex slaves for those who reward him .no bird should be treated like that |
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Two got on a log and headed for England for a better life .but they thought they had been blown to Pakistan when they landed and saw all the Pakistanis and mosques
THEY SOUND RACIST TO ME DO WAH DIDDY that's exactly what I thought untill they told me about how curry affects their toilet needs .they said TheVE enough trouble trying not to poo as it is |
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I SEE NONE OF THE SEAGULLS EVER DID ANYTHING IN THE SUPER BOWL
what do you expect when their dead you fool |
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DO YOU STILL GO TO SEE THE SEAGULLS TO GET YOUR EXCITEMENT DO WAH DIDDY
no but I still go to watch the pom poms girls jump about to get me excited |
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DO YOU KNOW IF THE POM POM GIRLS LIKE YOU DO WAH DIDDY
all i know is that three of them don't like me as they reported me to the police when I followed them home |
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DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE SEAGULLS COACH
yes when their not cleaning it .I can't stand people looking at me while I talk to it about where it's been and and if there there any traffic jams on its journeys |
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DO WAH DIDDY IT SEEMS TO ME YOU NEED TO SEE A COUNCILLOR ABOUT YOUR MENTAL HEALTH
no no no in England we see a doctor about our mental health .but yes I do need to see a councilor about the mess the binnen leave the roads in when they empty my bin .there's empty alcohol cans and donner kebabs and drug needles all over everywhere .I could understand if they were mine but someone's bin must be full and there using my bin |
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I've just seen one of the seagulls at the bus stop
DID HE TELL YOU WHY HE HAD LEFT THE GAME DO WAH DIDDY no he just kept moaning about the bus being late .he got on my nerves |
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DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her |
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DO WAH DIDDY I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ACCOMODATION TO RETIRED SEAGULLS DO YOU STILL TAKE THEM IN
no they kept pooing on my ex wife's cats and they ate them They caused alot of arguments between me and my ex wife .they would not stop flapping their wings when coronation Street was on t v .she said they were doing it on purpose to annoy her |
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DO WAH DIDDY THERE STILL MUST BE SOME GOOD PLAYERS LEFT ON THE SEAGULL SIDE
yes. There are still some good players left in the seagull side but they think their preemadonnas they wear wing warmers in the winter .in my days they wouldn't have got away with it |
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DO WAH DIDDY YOU KNOW THE NEW NUMBER TEN FOR THE SEAGULLS IS HE KNOCKNEED
no he just keeps getting caught up in the seaweed on the beach and he can't be bothered to undo it . I've told him he will lose alot of female seagulls fans if he keeps walking round with seaweed around his legs .it makes him look gay when he walks WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU TOLD HIM THAT DO WAH DIDDY he just said what he always says to me when I offer him advice piss of do wah and go and preach to someone else |
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DO WAH DIDDY DO YOU GO TO THE PLAYERS CHRISTMAS PARTY WITH THEM
no the management put a stop to Christmas parties WHY DO WAH DIDDY DID THE SEAGULLS HAVE TOO MUCH TO DRINK no the majority of them are Muslim seaguls and objected to Christmas being promoted |
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these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games |
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these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games |
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these Muslim seagul players won't integrate they just pass the ball to one of their own
no wonder they don't win many games |
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You just wait untill there the majority there's huge areas where non Muslim seagulls are not allowed to fly in . It's just the tip of the wing they won't be happy untill every non seagull Muslim is grounded and the male seagulls will be made to grow a beard or not allowed to play
DO WAH DIDDY STOP IT YOUR RANTING ON AND ON ABOUT THEM Well i ask you do you want a segull whose face is covered up pinching your ice cream or buttie from you .it's scary enough when they swoop down and you can see their face |
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The golden mile was a pleasure to walk down in Blackpool in my day .the seagulls all looked the same and you knew you were in Britain .take my word not a single non Muslim seagull will be allowed to perch on any mosque when their the majority of the seagull population.its ok for them to rest and poo on our churches but let a non Muslim seagull try and do it on one of their mosques and they will be stoned to death
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I've got to go now
WHY DO WAH DIDDY ARE YOU HUNGRY no i want to find out which one of them twenty three men is the real father of that lady bus driver on the Jeremy Kyle show . |