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Reports are coming in that traffic jams are causing choas in the centre of Navan . Police have been called out to marshal what has been a staggering surge of cars vans and in some cases buses trying to enter the town.When asked to explain what had caused this amazing sight Garda Tom O' Malley was at a loss ,he did say that rumours had spread on a forum that a certain bookie in the town was taking HUGE bets from customers .Some shoppers were agast at the goings on,one elderly man said in all his years of early morning shopping he had neverseen anything like it, and that the culprit who spread the rumour should be arrested for upsetting what was normally a quiet and often boring day . Garda O'Malley did relay an amusing story,one poor devil was seen outside a Laddies shop with a 100 bags of sand, when informed by Garda O'Malley that the Builders Providers was futher up the road he got very Snappy....
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How long did it take you to type that drivel one-fingered?
Garda are now saying some men are beginning to act strange ,one in particular has come to their attention ,dressed in a yellow and black jumper hes said to be buzzing and out of his head. Its thought hes uttering something like ,Snappy is the sand King, Snappy is the sand King, at least thats what they think hes saying . Medics have been called out , we await futher reports.
Another rather elderly gentleman has been heard to scream ,my LEGS are turning to stone , Navan Mushrooms have denied reports that some of their products have been tampered with.....
Should rename the Irish Forum as " play area for senior citizens"
Mrcombustible ,I'm only trying to lighten up their drap lives , a bit of a skit ,most of them are under the weather so a little lightness might do them the world of good..
Look on the bright side, this 'creative' effort will exhaust him for the rest of the day. he hasn't even been able to summon a smiley yet, such has been his concentration.
Things getting more out of hand than was first thought ,another of these messers has turned up dressed as a horse, with the words Cheltenham Roar across his chest ,running along the footpath frightening all and sundry with his antics, pushing women and children aside,he seems to be in a world of his own , like the others we might add .Navan has never seen anything like it since the last St Patricks Day Parade ,some people where even checking their calanders for confirmation that today WAS Sat 5th such is the array of dress on view.The situation could get worse if anymore of these arrive in town .
Now we have another one appearing with a placard saying You Did Lay The Bet ,whatever can it mean , Gardi now calling for reinforcements such has been the rise in numbers outside the bookies office..Waves of people trying to latch onto the back of what is now a massive queue.This could turn nasty..
Jesus Christ the man has lost the plot, I genuinely feel sorry for him, I think we should back off him for a while.
The man unfortunately has cracked and its there for all to see.
The man unfortunately has cracked and its there for all to see.
Well said, CR.
Time to give him some space, lads. This could end terribly and we would all be in the dock.
Time to give him some space, lads. This could end terribly and we would all be in the dock.
Hardly surprising this humourless charmless hotch potch don't get the joke.
Less surprising is the admission of hunting in packs.
Less surprising is the admission of hunting in packs.
Wonks, give us a wave or a smiley just to let us know all is well, please.
Certain people on here don't believe Mental Illness even exists, so their lack of concern at your apparent unravelling is of no surprise.
Certain people on here don't believe Mental Illness even exists, so their lack of concern at your apparent unravelling is of no surprise.
D'ozy, you give us as fine a example of Mental Illness on here everyday , why do you think we all feel sorry for you, you poor unfortunate.
Funny piece but the Ladbrokes shop is about a mile from the town centre. Locals say it's in an area nicknamed Johnnymun (Johnstown). You are more likely to find Anto, Deco and Taxi man Uncle Git in there. Rumour has it that Uncle Git gets text messages from all the big players and the boys gather around him for the nod.
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