Failed asylum seekers to be offered 40k to leave

Send 'em home with fkc all if they are failed cases.
Joke.

As you say reg, a nice expenses paid holiday back home to see the family, then pay for them all to get the boat back.

Alternatively,you could force them to watch Spurs home games

Mar 5, 2026 -- 10:21PM, uptheirons wrote:

Alternatively,you could force them to watch Spurs home games

This must go against international laws !

Just been a bit of clarity...
10k per family member, up to max 40k
Labour says it will save the British public money in the long term on accommodation etc
You couldn't make....etc

Just been a bit of clarity...
10k per family member, up to max 40k
Labour says it will save the British public money in the long term on accommodation etc
You couldn't make....etc

Steel Toe capped Boot up their arse should suffice

Stringy, I  think the winklepicker shoe is more accurate

4 in and £40K out.

It's a clown government obviously. But apparently, the threat is if they don't accept the bounty, they'll be kicked out a week later.

It kinda begs the obvious question, why not just skip the reward bit, and just kick them out ?

Where does the Home Secretary come from ?

Macron will be glowing.

The bbc interviewed just two people who arrived back at Stansted on the first rescue flight back from the Middle East

You guessed it

rupert lowes party restore britain says if he gets power he will stop the attraction of them wanting to come here ,ie stop benefits and healthcare etc and the ones who are here illegally will be sent back , he also said i can cataorgorically state when questioned by some leftie ,quote .i never once said i will deport a million illegals ........it will be many more than that.

Rupert Lowe is the only one you could trust imv,he speaks like most citizens of the Uk.

yes ace heard his restore britain speech and joined ,never been political till this labour mob got in ,rupert says it how it is and says he will look after the britsh first ,now i know we have heard this before but this fella offers hope ,best speech i have heard from a politician in decades tbh.

This crack pot who is leader of the Green Party says the defacing of the sir Winston statue amused him

No you've got it wrong, that offer 40k more Asylum seekers will want to come  here."FANTASTIC"

£40K brucie bonus what a headline I'd be on first boat no I'd swim over as quick as possible when our old people cannot afford to heat their homes have to pay social care charges to be looked after cannot get a health appointment hospitals are full and overflowing docs are striking nobody feels safe Chagosians are laughing all the way to the bank so is the world and plod are only interested in catching motorists speeding.

Worryingly true liberator

When i see any from the circus on the Thames i immediately reach for the remote,especially the 40k individual…..

Talking of remote the batteries have been replaced in time for Cheltenham…..

Does anyone really fail asylum? I can imagine under the current govt that genuine asylum seekers from Ukraine or Hong Kong might struggle but not the ungenuine* illegal entrants. Even serious crims seem to get to stay by arguing that they will be treated badly (i.e. appropriately) in their native country so if you're not already a serious crim then become one. Or if that fails get someone pregnant, convert to christianity / homosexuality, claim to be a child, all the usual stuff.

* obviously anyone who is genuinely fleeing for their life is not going to suddenly become safe by getting 10k

Not all asylum applications are successful. In 2025, 42% were granted at initial decision (not counting withdrawals or 'administrative outcomes'). The annual grant rate was lowest in 2004 (12%) and highest in recent times in 2022 (73%).


So 42% of the dinghy boys waved straight in last year, the rest get a free lawyer to keep them here for good.
There is no will to remove them, Rupert Lowe may be the last card we have.

Yes, I suppose it depends on the definition of "fail" given that they can launch an unlimited number of appeals courtesy of the uk tax payer until they eventually succeed.

We must be the World centre of immigration lawyers. You don't
hear many English ones either.

plenty of DG's  will be saying they are not allowed in the country...biggest betting balance they've ever had.

saddo is correct rupert lowe could well be our last chance to save the country , a man with balls whos not afraid to  rock the boat he puts a  bloody great hole in it ,you can see the leftists and apologists squirming  uncomfortably at those mps questions in parliment when they have to face lowe , he dont take any shyte , ok not every one of his policys will please everyone but he is the only one talking any sense imo.

He will never be able to win a majority.

Perhaps not on here, but most people aren't aware that huge amount of asylum applicants aren't actually the floaters. Although that is palpable as we can see them regularly being dropped off by the border farce courier service.

Loads of them come in via the student scam. After getting a student 'loan'. Most haven't seen a book aside from one that starts with q.

I personally have no truck with deporting people that came to the country following the rules. The rules that the establishment permitted may have been absurd, but it wasn't their fault. However, they do need to obtain UK citizenship in a specific timeframe. The feet of illegal people should never touch the ground, whatever nebulous excuse the liberalists have coached into them. 
We also need to outlaw translation services, unless they want to pay for them.
The other day I went to a local atm and had to select the language first. ffs we are going to the dogs.

Restore Britain Rupert Lowe’s new party, over 100,000 members in 3 weeks paying £20’ they will deport all illegals, they will have more members than most come the general elections, how to hiss off most of the uk paying them to leave, you couldn’t make it up, what planet are they on, how to gain voters lol

And another significant change I would make is every single illegal needs to have a loan account. Sure, 95% of it will be written off, but it should be like student debt. If any of them get benefits or god forbit, leave to remain and a job, their income should be chipped to start paying off their loan.

At least we would have a figure that each of them are costing us.

It won't translate into electoral success, know all.

It is what it is as they say. Decades after Blair, EU immigration et al. The political make up of the elections. You've got Scotland SW England, all the metros have been taken over. All deliberate of course.

Restore will never win an election, outside of Low I doubt any candidate would poll over 10%.

It's a non starter.

Lowe

Lots of elections in a couple of months obviously, I doubt Restore will be troubling the scorers.

Reform will tho…..hopefully.

Yes that's right, it's politics. Never mind what legacy media and oppo parties will try to tell you, Reform have become socially acceptable. Rightly or wrongly, you need to have that to win a GE. I'm especially keen to see how much traction they get in Scotland.

As I allude to, I have no appetite for kicking people out that are legitimately here. But they do need to adjust to our culture, not the other way around.

The circus on the Thames has the fodder dangling on a string…..

The horrible (imo) individual who came up with the 40k vomit has banned a few cesspits regarding visas….apart from the cesspit she originated…..

On paper I suspect it was intended to appease the marxists on the labour benches. If that's the case, they really have no idea.

the mainstream  media will only try to smear restore and rupert lowe but there is a growing army of unsatisfied brits who are now online and that is where restore will get attention ,wouldnt write em off  totally ,a lot of the younger generation have  also had enough  as well as the older brits who couldnt be arshed to vote as they thought it would be the samer old 2 party shyte may well get out and vote and momentum is growing .

Can't see it myself, social media is a distorted view of the world that rarely matches the real one. Didn't even field a candidate for the by election.

I'm a significant layer in regard to the secondary issue. My p&l

it was too late for them to field a candidate cider they only formed properly just over  3  weeks ago

I've laid average 17 in most seats, I'd stick at least another 0 on that.

good luck cider  i am a backer most seats  but i am new to politics so you will prob be collecting but not a big bet anyway.

cider correct me if i am wrong but wouldnt it be better if you laid rupert lowe next prime minister ? if starman goes then surely a labour bod will get the gig .does it work like that?

It does yes but in an event that doesn't settle for up to four years, you don't want liabilities tied up in both. Or at least, I don't! I have a better feel for parties than the individuals as such. I should really have got involved in PM when Burnem went very short, but generally I am not keen on playing the very long term markets.

Not sure any deported illegals would want to go through all the hassle of trying to re enter. 10k per head to leave sounds fair to me.

I've already joined Restore. I don't have children but I have a young niece and I owe it to her to do something. I was considering applying to become a Restore candidate for where I live but the majority of people here still vote for political parties that welcome more of the Orcs into our Country. They'll soon change their opinion on this once enough of the Orcs have  made their way out to the shires! If I ever did get a seat in the HOP? I'd be a big friend to Racing and I'd also call for an end of VAR being used in the beautiful game 

40K just in time for Cheltenham......how lucky is that

The woman is dangerous imo.

Every ****** and it's dog will be over this is not a deterrent it is the golden goose you could even put a down payment on the crossing and pay later thank - you how mad is mad.

Weak leadership brings misery for most….

Uk is a lawless dangerous landfill….

I see a BBC news presenter got mugged for his Rolex,doesn’t feel safe in the hell hole…..

He'd better not say so or he'll be out of a job.