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Report acey deucy March 10, 2026 9:29 AM GMT
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Report Mick Sturbs March 13, 2026 3:07 PM GMT
Just bought one of those roll on deodorants instructions said remove cap and push up bottom
it hurts a bit when i walk but when i fart it smells lovely
Report acey deucy March 24, 2026 1:44 PM GMT
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Report Mick Sturbs March 24, 2026 3:57 PM GMT
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend bying flowers
She sighs and says oh no my boyfriend is buying me flowers again
Now i'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air
The blonde says Don't you have a vaseLaugh
Report acey deucy March 24, 2026 4:43 PM GMT
Good one lads.LaughLaughLaugh
Report TommyWestofLanark March 24, 2026 7:16 PM GMT
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Report top2rated March 25, 2026 10:12 AM GMT
Report acey deucy March 25, 2026 10:15 AM GMT
Lmfaro....LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report acey deucy March 25, 2026 12:01 PM GMT
Slmfao...LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report acey deucy March 25, 2026 10:56 PM GMT
Aye still lmfaro.LaughLaughLaugh
Report acey deucy March 26, 2026 9:12 AM GMT
Report top2rated March 26, 2026 10:34 AM GMT
Report Delashay March 26, 2026 11:06 AM GMT
Cheer up, Harold
It's hardly been a
year since you re loined the -orum with a new username and you're already averaging
over 20 posts a day on each
and ever day for the
last 339 days

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Report top2rated March 26, 2026 12:44 PM GMT
Relentless Harold still leading Rico a merry dance....

Report acey deucy March 26, 2026 3:14 PM GMT
Lmfaro.LaughLaughLaugh
Report top2rated March 27, 2026 6:37 PM GMT
Looking through some of my old photos I came across this one made in 2015...

Report uptheirons March 27, 2026 6:40 PM GMT
You are one sad individual,Top2Laugh
Report Delashay March 27, 2026 7:10 PM GMT
Can either of you and it’s a fair question, give an opinion each on any given race?
Report Delashay March 27, 2026 7:11 PM GMT
Add Rico to it and make it a 3 some Laugh
Report uptheirons March 27, 2026 7:23 PM GMT
Top2 only posts cartoons and doesn't bet.
I will debate races with sensible individuals which rules out Delbert
Report Delashay March 27, 2026 7:25 PM GMT
Oooh Sailor Laugh
Report Delashay March 27, 2026 7:29 PM GMT
There’s a thread on the Dubai World Cup, but maybe it’s not your thang, for either of you?
Report Delashay March 27, 2026 7:30 PM GMT
You can of course tip something here in the Lincoln or any race
Report acey deucy March 28, 2026 9:28 AM GMT
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Report acey deucy March 28, 2026 9:38 AM GMT
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Report Delashay March 28, 2026 9:39 AM GMT
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Report top2rated March 28, 2026 10:20 AM GMT
Checked my emails earlier on this morning.  I've had a 'warning' so my days on here may be numbered. This could be the last photo I ever post...Laugh

Report uptheirons March 28, 2026 11:07 AM GMT
Perhaps if you posted about Horse Racing occasionally instead of your obsessive cartoons you might avoid the chop,Top2?
Report top2rated March 28, 2026 12:45 PM GMT
I find that 'cartoons' as you call them are less likely to cause offence than the written word.  Just look athe 'cartoon' below depicting a post on the Football forum last weekend.  I've redacted some info but the 'Joined' date might offer a clue. Laugh

Report uptheirons March 28, 2026 12:50 PM GMT
As I said,you are obsessive,Top2.
Please feel free to carry onLaugh
Report acey deucy March 29, 2026 12:37 PM BST
Report top2rated April 5, 2026 10:19 AM BST
Report acey deucy April 5, 2026 10:23 AM BST
Lmfaro d1ckless **** LaughLaughLaugh
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Lmfaro d1ckless **** LaughLaughLaugh
Report Delashay April 5, 2026 10:28 AM BST
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Report Delashay April 6, 2026 9:58 AM BST
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Report top2rated April 7, 2026 9:32 AM BST
Rico-DangleflapsAny idea who that WSL goalkeeper is?  Plays for a London club.  Club Doctor put her on a course of steroids last summer and now she's grown a pair of testicles!

uptheironsHannah Hampton?

Rico-DangleflapsNo.  Just the testicles.
Report acey deucy April 7, 2026 11:23 AM BST
What a pair of ***** LaughLaughLaugh
Report acey deucy April 7, 2026 8:45 PM BST
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 8:52 PM BST
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Report uptheirons April 7, 2026 9:00 PM BST
Acey struggles to deal with being a potless punter
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 9:04 PM BST
A Tony Blackburn joke, not my own but one that I remember
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 9:05 PM BST
Drum roll please
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 9:06 PM BST
A guy walks into a pub,
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 9:06 PM BST
Lays a piece of tarmac on the jump
Report Delashay April 7, 2026 9:07 PM BST
Says one for me and the road Laugh
Report uptheirons April 7, 2026 9:08 PM BST
Not bad,DelbertLaugh
Report Delashay April 8, 2026 9:24 AM BST
One to start the day with with Grin

Bored husband and disillusioned wife lay in bed ….
Report Delashay April 8, 2026 9:25 AM BST
Wife… did you know that a bull can have sx everyday of the year?
Report Delashay April 8, 2026 9:26 AM BST
Husband replies, yeah but not with the same miserable cow!!

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Report Delashay April 8, 2026 9:30 AM BST
I’m on a roll ….

I rang the NHS helpline today and asked how to use a suppository…

I can’t belive how rude they were!!

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Report acey deucy April 8, 2026 11:05 AM BST
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Report Delashay April 8, 2026 11:10 AM BST
LaughLaugh Have a good one Acey Cool
Report acey deucy April 10, 2026 8:21 AM BST
Report Delashay April 10, 2026 9:11 AM BST
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Report Delashay April 10, 2026 9:17 AM BST
Everytime I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager…

It’s called the Heineken Manoeuvre!

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Report acey deucy April 10, 2026 10:54 PM BST
Report top2rated April 11, 2026 10:21 AM BST
Before being allowed to rejoin the Forum under a new username uptheirons had to submit photo ID to complete the process.  Unsurprisingly, the Moderators were duped.....Spoiler: Show


Report acey deucy April 11, 2026 12:52 PM BST
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Report acey deucy April 12, 2026 11:46 AM BST
Aye and we nose who the biggest bullsh1tter is.LaughLaughLaugh
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Report Delashay April 14, 2026 9:19 AM BST
The belly and skinny arms! Laugh
Report Mick Sturbs April 14, 2026 7:10 PM BST
Last night my wife farted so loud she woke herself up,then turned over, hit me and called me disgusting
This is what love after  20 years of marriage is like
Report TommyWestofLanark April 14, 2026 8:51 PM BST
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Report acey deucy April 16, 2026 2:52 PM BST
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Report acey deucy April 16, 2026 2:53 PM BST
It may be posted my fakin arse....They never get posted.Grin
Report acey deucy April 16, 2026 2:54 PM BST
I know how to beat the fackers though.Whoops
Report acey deucy April 21, 2026 11:45 AM BST
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You’ve done Frank the Tank a right favour Acey with that hair, going thinner by the minute! Laugh

He’ll have to go to the place that the Italian went to who’s behind his right shoulder! Wink
Report top2rated April 23, 2026 9:52 AM BST
Report Delashay April 23, 2026 9:56 AM BST
LaughLaughLaugh Brilliant!  And the face on “Two Planks” behind him! Laugh
Report top2rated April 23, 2026 10:41 AM BST
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I was on tenterhooks for a few hours last night but as you can see all was well that ended well.
Report acey deucy June 1, 2026 2:33 PM BST
Report Tattcorner June 3, 2026 4:15 PM BST
Nicola and Peter way up north....

https://youtube.com/shorts/dorL_ib1_sc?si=gAbQbih0DXRC1KKj
Report ekbalko June 8, 2026 3:27 PM BST
I was shocked to see an asylum seeker eating grass from the side of the road. I had to pull over and said to him "please don`t eat that, come home with me". He then asked if he could bring his 4 wives and 12 kids. I told him to f*ck off as I only have a small lawn.
Report formoftheace June 8, 2026 3:55 PM BST
Iron predicted WH would stay up……comedy gold tbf.
Report leif June 8, 2026 3:58 PM BST
Report leif June 8, 2026 3:59 PM BST
Lincoln welcomes West Hammered Yanited.
Report uptheirons June 8, 2026 4:00 PM BST
Is it impossible for the Two Bobber to tell the truth?
Whereas,he said West Ham and Spurs would go down
Report diabolicalliability June 8, 2026 4:31 PM BST
Why was 6 scared of 7, because 7 8 9
Report top2rated June 8, 2026 4:48 PM BST
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