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Just bought one of those roll on deodorants instructions said remove cap and push up bottom
it hurts a bit when i walk but when i fart it smells lovely
it hurts a bit when i walk but when i fart it smells lovely
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette's boyfriend bying flowers
She sighs and says oh no my boyfriend is buying me flowers again
Now i'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air
The blonde says Don't you have a vase
She sighs and says oh no my boyfriend is buying me flowers again
Now i'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air
The blonde says Don't you have a vase
Cheer up, Harold
It's hardly been a
year since you re loined the -orum with a new username and you're already averaging
over 20 posts a day on each
and ever day for the
last 339 days
It's hardly been a
year since you re loined the -orum with a new username and you're already averaging
over 20 posts a day on each
and ever day for the
last 339 days
Relentless Harold still leading Rico a merry dance....
Looking through some of my old photos I came across this one made in 2015...
Can either of you and it’s a fair question, give an opinion each on any given race?
Top2 only posts cartoons and doesn't bet.
I will debate races with sensible individuals which rules out Delbert
I will debate races with sensible individuals which rules out Delbert
There’s a thread on the Dubai World Cup, but maybe it’s not your thang, for either of you?
You can of course tip something here in the Lincoln or any race
Checked my emails earlier on this morning. I've had a 'warning' so my days on here may be numbered. This could be the last photo I ever post...
Perhaps if you posted about Horse Racing occasionally instead of your obsessive cartoons you might avoid the chop,Top2?
I find that 'cartoons' as you call them are less likely to cause offence than the written word. Just look athe 'cartoon' below depicting a post on the Football forum last weekend. I've redacted some info but the 'Joined' date might offer a clue.
As I said,you are obsessive,Top2.
Please feel free to carry on
Please feel free to carry on
Rico-Dangleflaps: Any idea who that WSL goalkeeper is? Plays for a London club. Club Doctor put her on a course of steroids last summer and now she's grown a pair of testicles!
uptheirons: Hannah Hampton?
Rico-Dangleflaps: No. Just the testicles.
uptheirons: Hannah Hampton?
Rico-Dangleflaps: No. Just the testicles.
A Tony Blackburn joke, not my own but one that I remember
One to start the day with with 
Bored husband and disillusioned wife lay in bed ….
Bored husband and disillusioned wife lay in bed ….
Wife… did you know that a bull can have sx everyday of the year?
Husband replies, yeah but not with the same miserable cow!!
I’m on a roll ….
I rang the NHS helpline today and asked how to use a suppository…
I can’t belive how rude they were!!
I rang the NHS helpline today and asked how to use a suppository…
I can’t belive how rude they were!!
Everytime I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager…
It’s called the Heineken Manoeuvre!
It’s called the Heineken Manoeuvre!
Before being allowed to rejoin the Forum under a new username uptheirons had to submit photo ID to complete the process. Unsurprisingly, the Moderators were duped.....Spoiler:
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Last night my wife farted so loud she woke herself up,then turned over, hit me and called me disgusting
This is what love after 20 years of marriage is like
This is what love after 20 years of marriage is like
It may be posted my fakin arse....They never get posted.
You’ve done Frank the Tank a right favour Acey with that hair, going thinner by the minute!
He’ll have to go to the place that the Italian went to who’s behind his right shoulder!
I was on tenterhooks for a few hours last night but as you can see all was well that ended well.
Nicola and Peter way up north....
https://youtube.com/shorts/dorL_ib1_sc?si=gAbQbih0DXRC1KKj
https://youtube.com/shorts/dorL_ib1_sc?si=gAbQbih0DXRC1KKj
I was shocked to see an asylum seeker eating grass from the side of the road. I had to pull over and said to him "please don`t eat that, come home with me". He then asked if he could bring his 4 wives and 12 kids. I told him to f*ck off as I only have a small lawn.
Is it impossible for the Two Bobber to tell the truth?
Whereas,he said West Ham and Spurs would go down
Whereas,he said West Ham and Spurs would go down
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