admin, can we have an armchair jockey forum

here here

There already is one - it's called Twitter!

x twitter

bit of lag on here 2day

God what a threesome ffs

4some

5 some

actually mr ace likes to tell about his lady conquests so maybe he's got some 3some/4some/5somes from his time as the yorkie bar kid

has f4rty gained any weight in the last hour please?

A few years ago Mrs Gravy asked if I fancied a threesome, I told her no just in case he had a bigger c°ck than me.

dg, what u should have said is yes thank you, i'll let you know how it goes

Women like to play that game because they ain’t getting satisfaction at home…..

Ffs

is that from experience?

Eh…..no!

Still capable of stirring cold tar ffs

when you were out on the lorry, they didn't call you two ton ted from teddington by any chance?

mate called ernie?

where you developed your love of horses?

Long time ago..

did they swoon at your macaroons?

You talk some pish Elsie ffs

is it my fault you're slow on the uptake?

Lol just you think that,can read you lot like a book ffs

All in the hip pocket ffs

in fairness you've a lot of hips there so i'd imagine you prob could get a few people in your pocket

Ffs is that it…..

Two minutes on stage and they would have the fireman’s hose on you…..ffs

do you know many firemen?

Like having a debate with Two Ton Ted From Teddington.

He thinks he’s good at the wind up ffs….

Like dealing with a peddle bin…..