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here here
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There already is one - it's called Twitter!
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x twitter
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bit of lag on here 2day
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God what a threesome ffs
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4some
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5 some
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actually mr ace likes to tell about his lady conquests so maybe he's got some 3some/4some/5somes from his time as the yorkie bar kid
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has f4rty gained any weight in the last hour please?
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A few years ago Mrs Gravy asked if I fancied a threesome, I told her no just in case he had a bigger c°ck than me.
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dg, what u should have said is yes thank you, i'll let you know how it goes
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Women like to play that game because they ain’t getting satisfaction at home…..
Ffs |
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is that from experience?
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Eh…..no!
Still capable of stirring cold tar ffs |
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when you were out on the lorry, they didn't call you two ton ted from teddington by any chance?
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mate called ernie?
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where you developed your love of horses?
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Long time ago..
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did they swoon at your macaroons?
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You talk some pish Elsie ffs
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is it my fault you're slow on the uptake?
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Lol just you think that,can read you lot like a book ffs
All in the hip pocket ffs |
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in fairness you've a lot of hips there so i'd imagine you prob could get a few people in your pocket
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Ffs is that it…..
Two minutes on stage and they would have the fireman’s hose on you…..ffs |
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do you know many firemen?
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Like having a debate with Two Ton Ted From Teddington.
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He thinks he’s good at the wind up ffs….
Like dealing with a peddle bin….. |