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FORUMS BIGGEST LIE.
FORUMS BIGGEST LIE.
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tobymug been sent on covert intelligence manoeuvre?
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bigmart 04 Dec 15 15:07
who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken Ishkhara Lady 5:00. Stealing money? stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:20 I'm sure it is. Going to spunk 2 monkeys. Down 140 for the day, this should cover it. stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:42 Form different gravy here. 30/100 looks fair imo. stewarty b Joined: 02 Aug 02 Replies: 2835211 Mar 21 17:19 FWIW I wasn't heavily involved. I only tried to pull the forum gimp in. best comedy post last 10yrs..5/6 take your pick. |
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my fav was him and his brother picking up medals at the commonwealth games (?) when they ran down the track during the 100m final
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Here are another good handful that warrant serious consideration for the No1 slot....
14 putters on in the golf bag 48 computers that don't work on betfair Gave Suzi Quatro a good seeing to Beat Maradona playing keepy uppy Bookie gives him 4/5 for 4/7 shots Bookie lets him cash out for big profits even before the horse has run Bookie lets him fill his stakes in after the bet has finished Member of Royal family getting a round in during a drinking binge Lawyer charges £1,800 per hour £16 million nicely tucked away |
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2 classics ....
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"Me and my brother were jogging down the hill to get a kebab when we accidentally took a wrong turn and ended up on the track of Edinburgh stadium. Just then we heard a shot and realised we were lined up at the start of the commonwealth games 100m final.
We both legged it down the track to get away from officials, in doing so overtaking the cream of the commonwealths sprinters, we both ran through the line and out the stadium via the back door. Afterwards I saw on tv that we'd both gone under 9.7 secs and went back to get our medals to the tune of Oh Liar of Scotland." Footnote; Mart beat Norrie but only because Norrie dipped while Mart thrust his stomach out |
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bigmart 12 Jan 15 12:43I've got the original copy of the bible in my loft. Signed.
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The car headlights he had that can shine around corners was amusing.
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so was training the sas in between building bird tables
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smokey1919 25 May 17 00:26
not a mini cooper rs 56 twin panoramic sun roofs full body kit stainless steel twin exhaust 32 color changing amber lighting , upgrade full sat nav with built in blue tooth , the heads lights switch and light around a corner ie if you driving along a country road it lights up the corner before u reach it , air con , upgraded wheels , tuned engine racing filter , upgrade shocks, cruise control stop start, upgraded seats ,v8 engine 800hp 40mpg,goes like stink. |
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bigmart 08 dec 14 20:43
done a bungee jump for charity on forth bridge,rope snapped and lucky i landed on a ship delivering tyres to quickfit in edinburgh,had to get off at edinburgh docks and walk back to the bridge and do it again. |
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stewarty b 02 Oct 21 21:14
chavman, as you will have noticed I have kept my word to stu. I keep my word. First bet tomorrow ....1k win. Proofed before the off. walofs. |
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Martyboy is still the king
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bigmart 16 Feb 14 , go look it up, the plane was going down and richard branson sent me up the front to save the day, nevr flown a 747 but you either got it or you aint
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bigmart 13 Jul 14 holiday inn edinburgh 1978, mis world contest was held in the ballroom and me and my broter were at the back stage party, i pulled mis nicarraguia and my brother had mis peru, fact
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i met mary stavin miss world 77 at gosforth dogs.
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bigmart 22 Jan 15 i aint worried i seen more deaths in the falklnds when i was supporting 3 para, we was in disguises until they seen us dressd as animalds near the airfield but by then i had em in my sites and it was good night , was over in a few miuns we to much firepower
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you're as bad as him steve
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fosc
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i met mary stavin miss world 77 at gosforth dogs
Steve he might of Done , she went out with Don Shanks (Footballer) , He was a big Dog Fan ,She deffo went other tracks with him |
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Did he not say he was Building a Fence , for the No 1 UK Advisor in the fight against Co Vid ? Think it was at start of Pandemic
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deffo did..cant recall why she was there now.
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I’m £4.00 up this month so far.
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I miss mart
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Agree Statsman, if it wasn't for the aftertiming most would have
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spoke to mart last night he wants all his fans to know is well has lost 4 stone and is fighting off the crumpet but often succumbs much to the delight of the ladies , smashing it on the horses and is currently touring bespoke car showrooms for a new set of wheels . sends his regards to rico and other followers and said he is busy working on a loft perversion.
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You can't beat a good aftertime
or even a bad one! |
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mart never did bad aftertimes ,they were done with a bit of class and not a hint of shame ! always good for a laugh the great man ,the forum is poorer without him!
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I’m £470.00 up this month so far.
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i trained mart who then trained the sas !
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I’m £837.00 up this month so far.
380 bets. |
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1600/586
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Rico-Dangleflaps 15 Feb 22 19:29
ask gaze to poast his 3mth p&l soon scarpers. Gaze733 15 Feb 22 19:31 Horse Racing: €2438.32 Total P&L: €2438.32 poor gaze omitted a comma  |
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Ishkhara Lady 5:00. Stealing money?
stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:20 I'm sure it is. Going to spunk 2 monkeys. Down 140 for the day, this should cover it. stewarty b 11 Mar 21 16:42 Form different gravy here. 30/100 looks fair imo. stewarty b Joined: 02 Aug 02 Replies: 2835211 Mar 21 17:19 FWIW I wasn't heavily involved. I only tried to pull the forum gimp in. inducted into the bf hall of fame..wd stewyeebee. |
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bigmart 04 Dec 15 15:07
who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken |
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formoftheace 12 Sep 23 14:56
Langholm Big chance….imv formoftheace 12 Sep 23 15:48 Small bit of green no damage coffee money Rico-Dangleflaps 12 Sep 23 15:50 formoftheace 12 Sep 23 14:56 Langholm Big chance….imv green? it lost? formoftheace 12 Sep 23 15:52 Traded small |
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Zzzzzz ffs
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