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Hello kv ive put some skis on the cosworth and got a team of dawgs
Yep aweful thymes 27 but im afraid it is what it is. |
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You sent Marty down the shop...
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Yep a few chickens and a huge Kebab a golden trowel and a cuddly bear
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To be fair to the big man he did say yonks ago he would send me a huge bottle of whiskey and he did.
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Didn't you say it was unsealed as well ?
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Hello Rooster i cant rem to be fair, sure went down well tho
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bigmart
Date Joined: 01 Sep 10 Add contact | Send message 04 Dec 15 15:07 who cares waflos so they dont make errors even a master like me gets it wrong its human errors paddy deffo settle in both dots and commas depends on settler i wrecken  |
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stayinin 27 Feb 21 17:19
4k up with Australia and UK racing today nice days work Arrivederci Mr Shafter........... ricardo is proud of thissun. |
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Nutters out in force is it a Full Moon?
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well..as it apppens..
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A classic modern day forum fred and it deserves a toon ooooosssss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro |
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Closely followed by......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFrMSJgOIpM |
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hows it hanging smirn?
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a bit like your bank balance..
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a song for the massives ala Billy ,,,,, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMZMhot1wU0 the jam/style to follow |
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aye..akin to this forum...thats entertainment.
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Wheres the Basildon Butcher ?
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bought a fireworks factory..now an expert in a different type of banger.
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glentoby 07 May 21 21:42
Onenightstandards @ 5/2 will be another click and collect.........£800 win.Santa Anita..... glentoby 07 May 21 21:45 Hope you laid it!! Like shelling peas.............buona notte idioti classic |
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Missing commas? Have you contacted your local lepidopterist?
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 Fine example IMO |
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punts
Twitter info.... punts Date Joined: 16 Feb 06 Add contact | Send message 28 Apr 21 23:16 Joined: 16 Feb 06 | Topic/replies: 4,144 | Blogger: punts's blog Don't ask but a decent source passed this on.. 14:00 Lingfield: Ivynator I'm told it wins. punts Damn 4th place! |
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ketchup?
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glentoby: Joined: 12 Mar 06 30 April 21 19:35
80% strike rate on threads if you include NECs at prices you shun TM? 80% strike rate - what is he on??? |
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clozapine
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 But it has to be a possibility. |
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tobyjugmugs busy putting his newly acquired che guevara posters up..
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bigmart 05 Aug 15 00:09
you dont bet in large enough amounts ya dopy hunt often no comas on stake only on returns ya fan aye |
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World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.
Recent competitions In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated.[5] A Bishop of Carlisle[6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life."[7] Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition.[1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels.[1] In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea.[4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders.[2] Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today.[8] The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails.[9][10] 2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake.[11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition.[12] 2019 sees Martin Rowan of Edinburgh installed as odds on fav after telling the story of how he beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test,and i quote 'am being honest I got belted at school becise I was finished test in 10 min they said we’re is the answer book you got these all correct no one can do that they thought I was cheating ? I genuinely can’t tell u how I work it out , but I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test they were furious saying I must have a calculator , somethings can’t be explained am perfectly normal just my brain just calculated dif the head of the foundation said if you can imagine someone with an engine yours is running with a super charger' |
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fruitcake recipe..more nuts imo.
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punts 09 May 21 15:01 Joined: 16 Feb 06 | Topic/replies: 4,165 | Blogger: punts's blog
I just got a free £10 bet from 365 so I'm going to play the 17:15 Maiden. punts 09 May 21 15:32 Joined: 16 Feb 06 | Topic/replies: 4,165 | Blogger: punts's blog Well I logged in and just claimed it and my account Win/Loss is +1k Figure that one out |
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World's Biggest Liar is an annual competition for telling lies, held in Cumbria, England. Competitors from around the world have five minutes to tell the biggest and most convincing lie they can.
Recent competitions In 2003, Abrie Krueger of South Africa was named the world's biggest liar after telling a story about how he was crowned King of the Wasdale Valley. This marked the first time that a foreigner had won the competition, which was marked with allegations of Krueger having cheated.[5] A Bishop of Carlisle[6] was supposed to have once won the competition with the shortest-ever speech; he simply said, "I have never told a lie in my life."[7] Comedian Sue Perkins won the competition in 2006, marking the first time in the event's history that a woman won the competition.[1] Her winning tall tale was about how the ozone layer became damaged, ice caps melted and people had to be taken to work on camels.[1] In 2008, John "Johnny Liar" Graham won the competition for the seventh time after telling the judges a story of a magical ride to Scotland in a wheelie bin that went under the sea.[4] The previous year Graham's winning lie was that a World War II German submarine had invaded Britain to capture digital television decoders.[2] Paul Burrows from Essex won the competition in 2010. He told a story of how the lakes and mountains of the Cumbrian countryside had been stolen from the county of Essex, leaving it as flat as it is today.[8] The 2011 winner was Glen Boylan. His story involved betting on a snail race with Prince Charles (who advised him to remove the shell to make it more aerodynamic) and losing because his opponents cheated with battery-operated snails.[9][10] 2013 saw Mike Naylor win for the third time of his Lying career. Naylor, a 57-year-old man from Wasdale told a story about Wassie, the monster that lives in Wastwater, the local lake.[11] He is the nephew of Joss Naylor, better known as a fell runner, but himself also a former winner of the competition.[12] 2019 sees Martin Rowan of Edinburgh installed as odds on fav after telling the story of how he beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test,and i quote 'am being honest I got belted at school becise I was finished test in 10 min they said we’re is the answer book you got these all correct no one can do that they thought I was cheating ? I genuinely can’t tell u how I work it out , but I beat 2 maths teachers in a speed test they were furious saying I must have a calculator , somethings can’t be explained am perfectly normal just my brain just calculated dif the head of the foundation said if you can imagine someone with an engine yours is running with a super charger' 2021 Betfraud have installed Glendopey in as a 1/2 fav after hearing his exploits about banging suzi quattro behind the odeon in soho,absailing down the golden gate bridge with 6 bazookas strapped to his back,chasing lucky luciano from sicily and defusing 17 IRA bombs seconds before they exploded. |
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2021 Betfraud have installed Glendopey in as a 1/2 fav after hearing his exploits about banging suzi quattro behind the odeon in soho,absailing down the golden gate bridge with 6 bazookas strapped to his back,chasing lucky luciano from sicily and defusing 17 IRA bombs seconds before they exploded.
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Is that true ?
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no,been an objection,he sez was 8 bazookas.
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Chewing gum ?
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yes...not sure how he's going wrigleys out of this wun.
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GI Joe will be along shortly,just going through the outcome of the Ballymurphy enquiry with a fine toofcombe.
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