Poop deck Cheltenham 2014 competition.

Nah, we'll stick with what we've got but tar anyhow

which is?

phuck nose but we'll stick with it anyhow

Stick Chavman in that spare space STATS - I get the impression he won't be able to help himself posting all the winners

suppose youve got a week to come up with a format even more convoluted than you have now.

best of luck

good idea drew, afterall the thread needs a toy

Then again they've only recently cracked Fermats last theorem

conjecture innit

So there is hope for you

I sussed that years ago - but it would not fit in the margin of my notebook

I gave up years ago chav

who is Fermat?

some geezer that plays with numbers or summat like that

STATS is thinking about Goldbach by the way.....only conjecture here too

chav busy googling conjecture imo

Your cheltenham comp rules are the similar to the financial instruments that bought the banking world to its knees.probably more complex though

or
just busy

chav why dont you join in,don't you regularly win 100+ points per week?

You would be a very valuable player imo

I have a cunning plan, Baldrick

More fun taking the piss

he's struggling with the rules now peds, wait til he the others are published

Hate to be the courier that has to deliver them

4 artic loads

You've been peaking!

Mary Celeste     

Come on one player required for the hottest comp of the year !

I'm willing and able.

Thank you custardcream.
You're in       
That's it unless someone drops out or Capt STATS says otherwise.

Good afternoon

Thank you custardcream64 and good luck. That's the full compliment

Good work the STATSMAN.

Look forward to it.

We got there eventually

I hope so.
Shanelee who is on my team,and I would normally say was wholly reliable,is currently hospitalised having been taken ill suddenly. It SOUNDS as though he is likely to be OK by Tue though. There could be a dropout or two also so I will keep the thread active on Your Comps.
Assuming we are clear there will be 5 teams of 4 can you change the odd name on your spreadsheet if necessary ?

Hope shanelee's ok

Yes - 5 teams of 4

The name change isn't a problem and if people do drop out, there's a plan B.

Thanks

I do hope i am not too late to be in a team.  If i am no wuckin furries.

HC

Ahh sugar reading back, looks like I am

Hi HC

You're not too late mate, but it would mean you being Captain of Team 4

HC v smiffy

Or if you require an almost A/W team, I could do some juggling

No Stats that sounds good me v the smifster.

I could do my own recruitment if required let me know mate.

Ok so,basically what you're doing is taking my place, so you'll captain Team 4.

I only took part to make up the numbers. I'll become reserve in case anybody drops out

Good luck m8

By the way, no more place are available.

Ok Stats understood. I  suppose being captain entails dragging Smiffy along with me.

He reckons the game's over already, as do a few others

Have all teams been chosen and if so, which poor bas tards are on my team?

Team 1
1 - salmon spray
2 - THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD
3 - Shanelee1966
4 - Lampus

Team 2
1 - Pedro39
2 - alleged22
3 – geos1
4 – hello :-)

Team 3
1 - Bigsmiffy
2 - Virgin
3 – lester pickit
4 - drewboy

Team 4
1 – mysexyscousebirdkylietait
2 – ooO{Alpha Centauri}ooO
3 – bluenose7
4 – maggot

Team 5
1 - Colin2909
2 - Tiger Tiger
3 – sixtwosix
4 – custardcream64

Good to see some indecent opposition HC

My team as winners wroteall over them

Wd STATS.
Hope chavvers is suitably impressed       

I'll be putting up a new thread tomorrow

chav's always impressed, just he doesn't show it

Only 16 more races to look at and then  my festival portfolio is complete

go me

Stupid Question

1. How many points can each team member play each race/day

I presumed it was 1 per race,stops the odds on backers

Yep. Keep it simple imo.

2 per race aint it??? and 5 for the nap???

I dunno,I was guessing and being a little mischievous

Virgin 06 Mar 14 18:47 Joined: 16 Oct 07 | Topic/replies: 59,551 | Blogger: Virgin's blog
Stupid Question Blush

1. How many points can each team member play each race/day Confused


it was all going so well......for about 10 minutes

alleged22 06 Mar 14 19:08 Joined: 18 Feb 12 | Topic/replies: 1,837 | Blogger: alleged22's blog
2 per race aint it??? and 5 for the nap???


brilliant im really impressed

confused now? theres still another 4 days to go.brilliant viewing

chavvers get it through your thick skull that our ORGANISER will set the rules tomorrow. That is 4 days before kick-off
What would we do without knockers       

Evening all.  Have I missed much?

salmon spray
     06 Mar 14 21:36   

chavvers get it through your thick skull that our ORGANISER will set the rules tomorrow. That is 4 days before kick-off
What would we do without knockers


Suck our thumbs!

( . )v( , )

Guess which 1 has been ...errr.. played with!

I was going to say there are a few old tits on the thread.

Some old ones too

Interesting how the bookies price up this team comp?


Team 1
1 - salmon spray
2 - THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD (TAKE 2/1) should have been fav?
3 - Shanelee1966
4 - Lampus

Team 2
1 - Pedro39
2 - alleged22   (TAKE 7/2)
3 – geos1
4 – hello :-)

Team 3
1 - Bigsmiffy       
2 - Virgin           (TAKE 7/2)  could be the value?
3 – lester pickit
4 - drewboy

Team 4
1 – mysexyscousebirdkylietait
2 – ooO{Alpha Centauri}ooO        (TAKE 7/4) bluenose knows how to chill
3 – bluenose7
4 – maggot

Team 5
1 - Colin2909
2 - Tiger Tiger       (Take 5/1) never heard of the feckers?
3 – sixtwosix
4 – custardcream64

rules out today.

this should be good

^^^^^^^
Oh ye of little faith.

Afternoon all

I think I'll wait until chav's home from work so he can contribute the 1st post.

Wouldn't like to disappoint him

metro john, those lurking in the background could be Group class

drumroll,fanfare.....the moment weve all been waiting for.....

custardcream certainly has what the Americans call back form.

Finished your basket early chav ?

How's the son's car chav?

long weekend salmon .car going well statto.all payments up tight.

yeah right!!

Not long now chav

suspense getting to me.humiliation for all involved imminent,cant wait

Looking forward to this gents. Been hard studying but i have a  vfew up my  sleeve hopefully

GL ALL

HC

All will be unveiled soon HC

Just got to wash some pots.

Won't be long chav

pot noodles?

No mate, thats's next.

Finished the pots, now for lunch

Back soon chav

chav's light's gone out. Must have got bored "dangling"

Or

going to the pub

I think chavvers is an excellent knocker     

Enjoy your beers chav

If he stays out till closing time there will be mayhem tonight       

He's a puppy when it comes to banter

I prefer my knockers in pairs sammy




(   *   ) v (   *   )

New thread up

Team captains/members, where able, to collate their team members selections and collectively post them on the thread ie:


Joe.
Vautour
Champagne Fever
Bury parade
Hurricane Fly
Mischevious Molly - NAP
Foxrock



Won't they need to be posted with win or e/w status ie:


Joe.
Vautour Win
Champagne Fever E/W
Bury parade E/W
Hurricane Fly Win
Mischevious Molly - Win NAP
Foxrock E/W

Selections will be to a win unless otherwise stated.

Sorry, I didn't mention that

Thank you AC