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off duty for a few days, make sure he doesn't escape
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not to worry Lee, now he's walking I had the vet put in one of those satellite tracking devices
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Don't miss the jelly & ice cream Lee Ho Fooks
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oh yes! and I still haven't asked Delta to speak on "romance and the professional gambler", I'm hoping he can do a presentation on on-line dating.
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fallen asleep on the sofa [again], c'mon baby, bed-time.
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come along Malcolm, I know it's only two sleeps until our party... but it's time for bed.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
Who is arranging tomorrow's party please. |
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Betfair said they were taking care of their ' baby'
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fear not SS, all under control... been in touch with Sir Henry has been in touch and is more than happy for us to borrow Frankel for the opening ceremony. MoneyTree is going to ride him into the main hall, clad in a magenta cloak with gold trim.
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Look forward to it
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Sounds pretty good.
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I will
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![]() fancy dress is more than acceptable, but remember the magenta theme. I LOVE the big ears, we just need a BF employee to dress up as Noddy to add to the atmosphere. |
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I'm sorted
![]() Captain Magenta (Patrick Donaghue) is a character in the 1960s Supermarionation television series Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons. He is a senior officer of the Spectrum organisation, but seldom leaves Cloudbase. ( AKA BETFAIR or cloud cuckooland) Unlike the other Spectrum agents, Captain Magenta does not have a military background but rather is a reformed criminal with a history of major robberies, having been recruited by Spectrum for his detailed knowledge and understanding of the criminal underworld. He is a very eager character, with a notable catch-phrase; "Yes, sir, Colonel White, sir!" Profile Real Name: Patrick Donaghue Place of Birth: Dublin, Ireland Date of Birth: 17 May 2034 Height: 6'0" Weight: 173 lbs (12 stone, 5 lbs) Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Nowt to do with Paddy Powers ? ![]() |
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Malcolm Happy birthday to you. |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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oh madhatters... a dublin accent!
You can have extra jelly and ice-cream for that. |
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awww.. Malcolm is so very touched by your kind words. so sweet. |
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Erm....Exactly what is magenta please ?
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race time
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oh my god, I've only just got up!
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When are the strippers coming please.
Request from Malcolm who has reached puberty early. |
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power cut ruin the party
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damn, I knew buying him that laptop was a mistake! still, don't suppose he can do any real damage can he
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still race time but not much good if you can't do anything
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have some jelly and ice-cream Lee - it will help
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yum 3 flavoured ice cream
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Nice party.
Attempt to ruin it by Betfair management failed imo. |
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d'you fancy a boogie SS?
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Not for the last 10 years yeahyeah
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soon remedied SS.... pull on your dancing shoes and go to:
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I've lost the sound on Youtube.
No idea why but the other similar sites work OK. Malcolm being YOUNG could probably fix it in 10 seconds. |
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errr, at the risk of really offending you
you haven't got the sound on the youTube video on mute have you?Do you know how to check if your [sound] drivers are ok? |
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Perhaps Betfair are on mute?
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I am terribly hungover. Must have been all that jelly.
You can't insult me about my computer skills yeahyeah as they are non-existent. I assume the problem is that but I can't find the right button to press. |
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Come on Malcolm don't give up now. It was Cheltenham that was responsible for your birth.
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And we will be here to celebrate your birthday next year too
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Yep
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