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Should we invite Betfair Customer Services? After all he gave birth
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Oop we go.
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What's this you say, we're having forum issues?
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Now, as to our up-coming party. Betfair customer services/management are most certainly invited! As as Guardian journalists and/or shareholders
![]() Although Malcolm is very advanced for his years, we do need to bear in mind we are talking about our FIRST anniversary (although I have no doubt more will follow), and so the entertainment will need to be age appropriate until Malcolm is safely tucked up in the land of nod (ie, no strippers or Matt Chapman doing his nude-butler act until after beddy-byes). Jelly and blancmange will be served at the start of racing and available throughout the day. (Sugar-free, dairy-free, additive-free versions are available on request) Entertainment (so far... more to follow folks) is as follows: Relate have very kindly agreed to offer free counselling for those traumatized by any Live Video issues. They will also provide emergency therapy for any "devastated" BF senior management. Rishi Persad has kindly agreed to be our star auction bid. The winning bid will win the right to stuff Rishi into a ZORB ball and launch him off Hammersmith towers! Claire and Alice are going to recreate "I've had the time of my life" from Dirty Dancing Dress Code: Magenta |
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I don't think the last one would be fit for Malcolm
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Flagging a bit again.
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Flogging a dead horse ?
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No slouching ! |
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quite right madhatters
all present and ready for duty. Sir! |
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ooh, night racing
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Late night as well with no school tomorrow .....
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just got in & found you right down there hiding away so up you come
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c'mon honeybun, let's get you to the top all ready for tomorrow's racing
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ttt who's going to be number 900?
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Think you got it LHF
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bath-time Malcolm, c'mon along
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I see they want feedback on the new My Bets Beta addition
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seems like all these beta people have escaped redundancy. Ah betfair management, what would be do without you....
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Are these beta people an alien species ?
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from the dark side?
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Come on Malcolm it's almost Saturday
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up and at 'em SS! pricing up today's cards at this very moment
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Blimey
Only a week to go ......... |
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they'll probably kill us the day before...
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A boost for Sat afternoon.
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bath-time Malcolm... come along
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Rubber ducks.
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