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CHOMPY BAR ARE YOU FAT CHOMPY REMINDS ME OF CHOMPYNESS ,FROM THE LATIN EL FATO
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IM NOT A COPIER,IM AN ORIGINAL ,IM LIKE A PROPER PAIR OF WRANGLER JEANS FROM DEBERMAMS SUPERSTORE,IM NOT A COPY OFF E BAY OR OFF A MARKET STALL IN TURKEY
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CHOMPY BAR HOW COULD YOU CALL ME A COPIER FROM VIZ,IF I LOOKED AT MAGAZINES IT WOULD BE COUNTRY LIFE IN SALFORD,OR THE ANTIQUES MONTHLY
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IM AN ORIGINAL LIKE THE MOANING LISA
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I COULD HAVE BEEN A STAR,IF I HAD GONE TO STAGE SCHOOL ,BUT I DIDNT WANT TO GO INCASE ONE OF THE LESSONS WAS GARDENING,I DONT LIKE GETTING MY FINGER NAILS DIRTY,PULLING UP UHE POTATOES
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WHEN I WENT FOR THE INTERVIEW,THE TEACHER SAID IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR SIR JOHN MILLS TO PICK POTATOES ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,
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TOMMY COOPER ONCE CAME TO MY MAMS AND ASKED ME IF I WAS INTERESTED IN FORMING A DOUBLE ACT WITH HIM ,I SAID IM NOT LIVEING MY LIFE IN A SUITCASE
HE SAID WHY NOT,I SAID IVE NOT GOT A SUITCASE,AND CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT |
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I WAS UPSET WHEN HED GONE,I FOUND OUT LATER HE HAD TAKEN MY BIRO
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MY MAM SAID,YOU DONT WANT TO DO A DOUBLE ACT WITH SOMEONE WHO PINCHES YOUR BIRO,SHE SAID HE WILL PUNCH ALL YOUR FUNNY LINES ,I SAID NO MAM ITS NOT LIKE THAT,SHE SAID OH YES IT IS,ITS LIKE THIS
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IM GOING NOW ,IM GOING TO PRAY FOR CHOMPY AND A FEW MORE ON HERE
BUY BUY |
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yes
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top stuff [:D]
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