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10 May 10
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DO THEY GET THERE EARLY TO GET THE BEST PLACE,AND DO THEY LOOK AT YOU FUNNY IF YOU STAND NEAR THEM
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ARE YOU ALLOWED TO TAKE A FOLD UP CHAIR AND TABLE IN WITH YOU
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I DONT WANT TO BE SAT THERE WITH A TABLE AND LAP TOP ,AND PEOPLE THINK IM THE CUSTOMER SERVICE MAN
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I WAS GOING TO GO AND LAY HORSES THAT GO SLOW,BUT IM COLOUR BLIND AND WOULD GET MIXED UP WITH THE JOCKEYS COLOURS ,I NEED TO GET TO KNOW WHO THE HORSES ARE PERSONALY SO I DONT GET THEM MIXED UP
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IF I TURN UP WITH A LAPTOP,WILL ALL THE JOCKEYS THINK IM A TAX INSPECTOR,AND HIDE IN THE TOILETS,I DONT WANT TO SCARE THEM
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I HOPE THERES NO MAFIA LAP TOP THUGS WHO BEAT YOU UP ,BECAUSE YOUR AT THEIR TRACK,
THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO MAKE SOME MONEY,I BOUGHT AN ICE CREAM VAN ,AND ALL THE ICE CREAM VAN MEN LET MY TYRES DOWN,BE CAUSE I WAS ON THERE PATCH I JUST HAD STEREEPHONIC VERTIONS OF THE TEDDY BEARS PICKNIC INSTALLED |
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say after me..."highmer sill leek hunt" |
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IM FINDING IT HARD TO GET A KEYBOARD WITH BIG KEYS AND BIG LETTERS ON,AND ITS EVEN HARDER TO FIND ONE THATS WORKING AT THE CAR BOOT SALE
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THE LAST LAP TOP I BOUGHT FROM THE CAR BOOT SALE, I FOUND OUT WAS A COMPACT DISC PLAYER WHEN I GOT HOME
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get a magnifying glass |
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I SHOULD HAVE ASKED THE MAN TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE HARRODS CARRIER BAG,AND SEE IT FIRST
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IVE WORKED IT ALL OUT,IM GOING TO GO TO THE TRACK ,AND GO TO THE PARADE RING ,AND LOOK FOR HORSES WITH SPOTS AND WARTS THEY WONT WANT TO BE ON SHOW AT THE FRONT ,THEY WONT WANT ANYONE TO SEE THEIR FACES,THEY WILL STAY COVERED UP AT THE BACK
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IM GOING NOW TO THE POUND SHOP TO GET SOME NEW POUND READING GLASSES WITH LENS IN ,THE LENS KEEP FALLING OUT OF THE ONES IVE GOT
BUY BUY |
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PS DONT BUY READING GLASSES FROM CAR BOOT SALES,SOMETIMES THEY HAVE GLASSES THAT PEOPLE HAVE DIED IN
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I HOPE THERES NO MAFIA LAP TOP THUGS WHO BEAT YOU UP ,BECAUSE YOUR AT THEIR TRACK,
THE LAST TIME I TRIED TO MAKE SOME MONEY,I BOUGHT AN ICE CREAM VAN ,AND ALL THE ICE CREAM VAN MEN LET MY TYRES DOWN,BE CAUSE I WAS ON THERE PATCH I JUST HAD STEREEPHONIC VERTIONS OF THE TEDDY BEARS PICKNIC INSTALLED --------- genius |
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In a league of hos own.Another great read.
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Must be a painful death, dying in glasses
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It sure is .......... my uncle was glassed by a man in a pub.
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Class apart is Do Wah
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stay of the railway tracks
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IVE BEEN TO THE POUND SHOP ,THE MAN SAID HES WAITING FOT THE READING GLASSES TO ARRIVE,HE SOLD ME A SPY GLASS UNTILL THEY CAME ,AND SHOWN ME A TRICK HOW TO BURN YOUR HAND WITH THE SPYGLASS WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT,
I SAID WHAT IF THE SUN DOESNT COME OUT,HE SAID I CAN TAKE IT BACK AND GET A FULL REFUND |
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IT WAS A MAGNIFYING GLASS SORRY AND IT WAS PLASTIC
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NOW IVE GOT A MAGNIFYING GLASS I MIGHT START STAMP COLLECTING ,IM GOING TO SEND MY SELF SOME LETTERS,IVE GOT A FREE BUS PASS I CAN GO ANYWHERE IN MANCHESTER,
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class so wah, as usual
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and do wah
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Teddy Bears Picnic! Smashing!
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Have you ever been down south Do Wah ?
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YES IVE BEEN DOWN SOUTH ON THE MOTORWAY,I TOOK MY COMPASS WITH ME ,BECAUSE I CANT READ THEM MOTORWAY SIGNS WHEN YOUR GOING FAST AT 50 MPH ,I DIDNT SEE NO WHITE CLIFF S OF DOVER IN SOUTHAMPTON,MIND YOU IT WAS NIGHT WHEN I GOT THERE
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SOUTHAMPTON WASNT VERY NICE ,I THINK THATS WHY THEY BUILT A PORT THERE,SO PEOPLE CAN GET AWAY IF THEY DONT LIKE IT
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AND THAT LONDONS VERY HORRIBLE,THEVE BUILT 2 AIRPORTS SO YOU CAN GET AWAY EVEN QUICKER
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I CANT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE IN LONDON ,ITS NOT EVEN GOT A BEACH
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AND THERE ASHAMED OF THE TRAINS,THEY DONT WANT ANYONE TO SEE THEM,THEY RUN THE TRACKS UNDERGROUND
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THEVE GOT BIG STATUTES OF LIONS IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE,IVE NEVER SEEN A LION IN ENGLAND,ARE THEY ASHAMED OF OUR COWS
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Do wah Diddy Joined: 24 Jul 06
Replies: 3884 10 May 10 15:51 IVE BEEN TO THE POUND SHOP ,THE MAN SAID HES WAITING FOT THE READING GLASSES TO ARRIVE,HE SOLD ME A SPY GLASS UNTILL THEY CAME ,AND SHOWN ME A TRICK HOW TO BURN YOUR HAND WITH THE SPYGLASS WHEN THE SUN COMES OUT, I SAID WHAT IF THE SUN DOESNT COME OUT,HE SAID I CAN TAKE IT BACK AND GET A FULL REFUND |
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What price all these have appeared in Viz at some point?
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I CANT UNDERSTAND WHY ALL THE HOUSES IN LONDON ARE DEAR,IT MUST BE THAT THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE HAVE ALL GOT ASBOES AND NO OTHER TOWN WILL HAVE THEM,
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CHOMPY BAR,IF THEY ARE THEVE COPIED THEM OFF ME,I CANT EVEN AFFORD A PAPER NEVER MIND A FUNNY MAGAZINE
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CHOMPY BAR ,I NEVER EVEN COPIED AT SCHOOL,NO ONE WOULD SIT NEAR ME
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