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By:
soul of wit
When: 14 Jan 10 18:37
stake: (ah) soul of sh"t, surely.

custard: apologies for lowering the tone, couldn't resist.
By:
Vieri Sharp
When: 14 Jan 10 20:04
first time I've read this, absolutely fantastic
By:
Far From Trouble
When: 16 Jan 10 17:50
Gene Hackman 16 Jan 17:17


Fella at work had a boy last year.Called it STAN.
I laughed.
It's true.He did.



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By:
ben10
When: 06 Mar 10 09:30
Does he deserve a rhyme today ?:|
By:
custardcream64
When: 06 Mar 10 09:31
BEN 10 - Just working on it !
By:
ben10
When: 06 Mar 10 09:34
:D
By:
zilzal1
When: 06 Mar 10 09:35
Have taken the 33-1 myself, nice to see you Custard !!!
By:
ben10
When: 06 Mar 10 09:38
Will Venetia have him fully tuned on his first start back for her iyo?
By:
custardcream64
When: 06 Mar 10 09:42
Dear Stan
Hi hows it going man ?
i didnt expect to see you before cheltenham
you finished 4th in this race last year
but your out of form now i fear
your priced up as a 33-1 shot
can you land a final big pot ?
you only have 8 rivals to beat
just finish in the first 3 we need to eat
but most of all jump safely around
and come back safe and sound
By:
zilzal1
When: 06 Mar 10 09:43
Who knows Ben, if he is, then off this mark there is no reason why he wont be thereabouts, as i said on the other fred, you can chuck his efforts on soft or heavy into the bin, and hes won after seemingly bad performances.
By:
ben10
When: 06 Mar 10 09:49
Nice one CC ;)

Possibly worth a small punt today and will be watching closely.
By:
PFtrader
When: 06 Mar 10 09:56
today won't be the day though will it....
By:
custardcream64
When: 06 Mar 10 09:57
zil /ben , hi , i'm just hoping STAN shows a bit of the old sparkle today .
I think a few of todays other runners are having a prep race for the national and he shouldn't be a 33-1 no-hoper . cc .
By:
Graeme83
When: 06 Mar 10 12:23
Dear Stan
you are not the man
second name James
third name sham
By:
The Headmaster
When: 06 Mar 10 12:51
Who's in for a little tickle on the old boy? The boy Challoner could be just the lad for him imo.

Potential thread carnage here!
By:
savaloy69.
When: 06 Mar 10 12:51
Good luck custard, hope he runs well for you.
By:
custardcream64
When: 07 Mar 10 11:22
Dear Stan
No show again i'm afraid to say
maybe you should be lay of the day
at least i knew my fate after a mile
i knew then you wouldn't make me smile
retirement could be a few weeks away
standing in a field munching on hay
or maybe one more run at aintree
whatever will be will be
i was hoping for 2 weeks in the bahamas
but im sitting here in my pyjamas .
By:
zilzal1
When: 07 Mar 10 21:36
LOL
By:
apieceofcake
When: 08 Mar 10 03:02
:^0

Quality!!!!!!!!!
By:
custardcream64
When: 16 Mar 10 09:43
How are you man?
youre out for a day at the festival
the racing is the very best of all
youre now running over3 miles
if you win this ill be all smiles
im not expecting a great deal
but maybe you can provide one final thrill
im going to invest my few pound
just come back safe and sound
By:
yeast
When: 16 Mar 10 09:48
Good luck cc. Great thread.
By:
zilzal1
When: 16 Mar 10 09:50
STAN, Don't you DARE...........
By:
Far From Trouble
When: 16 Mar 10 09:53
Dear Custard
This is your best buddy Stan
I want to thank you again man
I know i've gone downhill these days
You'd have made a packet with plenty place lays
What I was i'm not that force
but i'll do my best for the cause
i'd have to be at my very best
if i'm to over come this test
To win this race would be a dream
now go and enjoy yourself a custard cream
By:
custardcream64
When: 16 Mar 10 10:06
Hi far from trouble
i think ive burst my bubble
but ill try my best for custard
look out for the flat , his tips are mustard
i think i will retire in a few weeks time
put my feet up with a vodka & lime
look out for me on channel four
ill be peering out of my stable door
By:
custardcream64
When: 17 Mar 10 08:53
Dear Stan
i hope you are safe & well man
you showed a bit more life yesterday
until a mile out when you dropped away
you were in the first 3 at halfway
i thought you were gonna make my day
the distance was too far we all know that
but when i see you next ill give you a pat
until then put youre feet up
im off to pick the winner of the coral cup
By:
custardcream64
When: 05 Apr 10 11:00
ttt .
By:
custardcream64
When: 05 Apr 10 16:35
Dear Stan
i hope you are well man
your owner as invited me to liverpool
sadly i'm working ,oh what a fool
i hear it's gonna be your last outing
so i'll be watching on tv doing some shouting
it's a shame i can't be there in person
if i could i'd bring paul merson
so just jump around and enjoy yourself
i'll keep your photo on my shelve
By:
Far From Trouble
When: 05 Apr 10 18:13
Dear Custard
Stan here once again man
On Thursday i'll run the best I can
It might not be good enough to win this race
But i'm happy as long as myself I don't disgrace
I return to the scene of my biggest success to date
At 25/1 the bookies thought I was great
It's the llast race of my career
And afterwards i'll enjoy a cool beer
I'm sure there'll be a few tears that you'll weep
But for now i'm off to get me some sleep
By:
custardcream64
When: 07 Apr 10 19:24
Dear Stan
Hi it's custard your biggest fan
it looks like this is gonna be your last race
i just hope you don't sink without trace
thanks for all the wonderful times
i'm glad youre retiring i'm running out of rhymes
youre the outsider in the race
but i'll be backing you win and place
it's a shame i can't come and see you run
it would have been a great deal of fun
so do your best it's only 2 miles
if you make the frame i'll be all smiles
By:
pmt
When: 07 Apr 10 19:57
so farewell to these our favourite poems
For once , a thread with lack of moans
Custard cream the last romantic
and far from trouble (a bit pedantic)
and the owner with graceful song
becomes the man to right those wrongs
All ends well, stan's last flings
tomorrow when the fat lady sings
By:
Far From Trouble
When: 07 Apr 10 22:00
:x
By:
ben10
When: 07 Apr 10 22:06
Be class if he runs a good race, poor race so chance at a price hopefully
By:
custardcream64
When: 08 Apr 10 16:39
Dear STAN,
how was it in Liverpool man ?
you ended up 6th so no disgrace
you came home safe from the race
that was the last time you will perform
taking it easy now will be the norm
its been great following your career
i will toast you tonight with a beer
i started following you over 5 years ago
back then you weren't so slow !
on 6 occasions you made those bookies pay
you even won on my birthday
but father time catches up with us all
so its retirement now you will have a ball
i'm sure Aidan will find you a new playmate
the sun will be shining life will be great
so its goodbye to my old friend Stan
have a nice long life from your biggest fan .


STAN

39 runs

6 wins

5 seconds

5 thirds .
By:
cheshireboy
When: 08 Apr 10 17:30
CCK, just got home from Aintree and thought he ran well 6th, jockey said he would have been fourth if not hampered in straight first time.
VW and jockey think strongly he has a race in him, I am not so sure but they have pleaded with me to reconsider retirement.
He is still enjoying the job but wish he could talk mate....what do u think....difficult given he loves the job and he is a long time in a field
....entered at Cheltenham next week.....
By:
custardcream64
When: 08 Apr 10 18:17
Hi Paul ,
I hope you had an enjoyable day at Aintree .
As for Stan ,obviously you are the owner and
the one that pays the bills so the final word should
be yours .
He may have finished 4th or 5th this afternoon
without the interference but he would still have
been beaten a long way .
I've had a look at the entries for wednesdays race
at Cheltenham and i honestly couldn't see him being
involved in the finish unless the race cuts up badly .
If Stan is feeling well in himself and VW thinks he is
still up to it then who am i to say otherwise -she's
trained a lot more winners than me !
I would sleep on it tonight and then have another chat
with VW over the weekend .

All the best , Rob .
By:
cheshireboy
When: 08 Apr 10 22:05
Like you I am struggling to see what he can do but VW is staying at our house for the 3 days over Aintree and she is usually spot on and with all respect is the best women in the world at what she does !!.....(coming from the man who took him away from her last year)
Stan was full of beans today, Daryl Jacobs confirmed that he has plenty to offer so I guess we move on with him.....only time will tell whether he goes out on a high.
He will never point to point or hunter chase and to be frank as long as he enjoys himself he can continue.....this year at least.
When I am totally convinced he is either hating the game or cannot compete I will pull up stumps and he will retire to Ireland.
He really is a lucky horse in that his girl Sarah, VW, AC and the CCK not to mention his owner think the world of him.
In this sport it is about opinions and I hope I do not rue not retiring him.....only time will tell
By:
Extreme Conviction
When: 11 Apr 10 21:33
Hi Paul,

If you see this i'd give him one more shot at Cheltenham on wednesday if he's fit and well as i think it's the first race he's had a fair while where everything is perfect in him. It seems key that Aidan Coleman rides him looking at the form and would honestly think he has a massive EW chance if a few of the top ones come out (looks like they will) and AC rides him. I've kind of outlined by argument in a thread i've just started called '*** Cheltenham April Meeting - Old Favourites***", though obviously what's best for the horse comes first. He's been a pleasure to follow as i'm sure he has been to own.

Good luck on whatever route you choose to follow.
By:
cheshireboy
When: 16 Apr 10 11:26
Apologies to not respond but been away.
VW likes this race tonight having won it regularly before and hopefully Stan will go well tonight.
Like you I felt Wednesday was perfect but she knows best....lets hope so !!
By:
custardcream64
When: 16 Apr 10 13:36
Dear Stan
how you feeling man ?
you were set for a journey across the irish sea
but there's been a re - think and it's now plan B
only 8 rivals to take on tonight
i know you will put up a brave fight
are you gonna give us one last thrill ?
all guns blazing up that hill
you are the best horse in the race
i will back you win and place
By:
custardcream64
When: 16 Apr 10 18:09
Dear Stan
i hope you are ok man
you ended up fourth of eight
you tried your best but it wasn't great
i think the time as come to call it a day
get over to ireland and relax with some hay
thanks for all the fun over the years
i would hate to see it all end in tears .
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