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Mr Magoo giggling during races again.
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whats with the chuckling? annoying pr!ck.
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Two 5 dogs running in each race today according to Slobberchops. "It,s 5 clear from 5", "close 3rd between 5 and 5" "its 5 still 5 lengths clear of 5".
Dear me, i feel sorry for the cleaners having to clean all that phlegm off the walls. |
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 bobby5 beats 5 and, yes you guessed it, 5 for the trio |
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slobberchops is doing my head in. how do these people get these jobs? I could do a better job than him.
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missing races now while playing replays ffs.
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NOW there are no replays
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" I stupidly guessed the third there... complaints on a post card "
U R a MUPPET mate  |
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****s facked off home
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Slobberchops at it again in the 7.58 @ Sheff
ooooohhhhhhh trouble at the first bend and it's 6 and 3 that shoot clear It's 3 nicely clear from 2, then its 1 and 4 with 6 at the back  *I had no bet in the race, just tuning in for the 3 steps. |
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You must have been listening to a different commentary to me!!!
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I was listening to the William Hill radio feed
Maybe I heard it wrong? Doesn't matter either way, as I said I didn't have a bet in the race. |
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Same feed I was on T6 unfortunately. 2 and 3 shoot clear T6 in big troublle
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Yeah I've seen the video now
5 went into 6 early, 6 never in with a chance |
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The clown on at the moment is total jank.....gives about four bits of information per race and you have no idea how the race is panning out until he gives the final result....I wonder if he actually believes he is good at what he does.....
Listen to Paul Lawrence to get some idea how it should be done |
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it was that dreadful scouce caunt on today
the man is so lazy ,he just cant be bothered "its won from three, four back in third.three and won as they go to the third bend. six gets up to beat thee and won" no mention of the 4th bend or the run in. as if these sh1te comms are not bad enough,the thieving,scrounging scally always finnishes his coms by asking me who has won "photo three and four,did three hang on there ?........" i dont know you silly caunt,you are the fooker watching the pictures |
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To be fair I like those comms - like the old racing stuff in the shops on the blower. Basically the job of the commentator was to give everyone in the smokefilled shop a sweat. Final result important, eveything inbetween irrelevant.
Only problem with `PL' is that if your beast aint had a mention going into the 3rd bend you might as well go and put the washing out. With the other mugs you have a sqeak they may call it home late even if they had said it had beem knocked over in a first bend melee. |
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All I want to know is what is actually happening! Can't be that hard? Slobber chops must be breaking some kind of EU working law the hours he's putting in
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It's Slobberchop Saturday........and he has a new bell.
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Nice start to the day Slobberchops.
"It's 3 been pressed by 2 and 3, 5 beginning to kick on now."  |
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For whom the bell trolls may the last troll, troll for thee!
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much better this bloke
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normal w**k service resumed.
Trap 2 vacant earlier but calls it in 2nd that hcap comm 1212 was a pleasure to listen to. not |
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ITS TIGHT
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THE WORST OFFENDER of the lot resurfaces for HG and Newcastle....random numbers in the wrong order with racing post comments chucked in from time to time....horrific stuff
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Mr Magoo
Painful to listen to |
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has he fecked off home?
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I reckon magoo is wearing 1 of those compression suits for dogs and its so skin tight its cut off his blood supply
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Wonders
What happens in the studio.......stays in the studio! |
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If you haven't already check out the Facebook group 'Greyhound videos'
Loads of replays from Nowso on there - check out the 7.32 from Nottingham last night for shocking comms  Blind as a bat |
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Could you post a link please Glad.
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The videos posted on there can't be posted elsewhere mate.
Its a closed group, if you search ''greyhound videos'' on facebook and look for a group with 660 members (its free, and load of bags racing vids on there) |
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Cheers, Glad.
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No worries mate, if you join the group check out that 7.32 from Notts
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I watched that 7.32 race, i just knew it had to be Mr Magoo. The number of times he gets the red and orange mixed up is frightening.
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Shocking mate, and near the line calls T3 as T6
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1 from 6
Is it any wonder they get stick on here, that race justifies the criticism they receive. He mentions that 5 is at the tail of the field, then in his next breath it's leading. Totally inept and embarrassing mate. |
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Yep, and he gets paid to do that
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Everton you mentioned the box to buy off eBay. Do you know anyone that has one up and running? Or
Anyone else? Cheers. |