IS THERE A CHARITY FOR FALLEN GAMBLERS

AND DO KNOW IF THERES A LIMIT TO HOW MUCH YOU CAN ASK FOR

CAN YOU BUY A SYMPATHY CARD FOR YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU TELL HER SHE CANT HAVE HER DIAMONDEEK ETERNITY RING OFF Q V C

I WAS GOING TO GO TO THE SALVATION ARMY ,BUYT I CAND STAND THE NOISE OF THEM TAMBOREENS

I WAS GOING TO GO TO CASH CONVERTERS WITH MY RECORD PLAYER ,BUT ITS GOT NO PLUG ON IT

AND THE ON OFF BUTTON IS MISSING

I THOUGHT OF HOLDING UP A BANK BUT KNOWING MY LUCK THERE WOULD BE A BIG QUE ,AND WHEN THE GIRL ASKS ME HAVE I ANY PROOF OF IDENTITY I WILL PROBERBLY GIVE HER MY PASSPORT

I COULD DO WITH OF THEM SECRET MILLIONAIRES COMEING TO MY STREET ,I WOULD GIVE THEM SUCH A STORY ,IM SURE THEY WOULD GIVE ME ENOUGH FOR A LABOTOMY

GOT TO GO ,I PROMISED MY MAM ID GLUE HER WALKING STICK BACK TO GETHER AFTER SHE HIT ME WITH IT YESTERDAY AND SHES BACK ANY TIME NOW

BUY BUY

A fallen gambler is a like a fallen angle, an acute problem.