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AND DO KNOW IF THERES A LIMIT TO HOW MUCH YOU CAN ASK FOR
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CAN YOU BUY A SYMPATHY CARD FOR YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU TELL HER SHE CANT HAVE HER DIAMONDEEK ETERNITY RING OFF Q V C
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I WAS GOING TO GO TO THE SALVATION ARMY ,BUYT I CAND STAND THE NOISE OF THEM TAMBOREENS
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I WAS GOING TO GO TO CASH CONVERTERS WITH MY RECORD PLAYER ,BUT ITS GOT NO PLUG ON IT
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AND THE ON OFF BUTTON IS MISSING
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I THOUGHT OF HOLDING UP A BANK BUT KNOWING MY LUCK THERE WOULD BE A BIG QUE ,AND WHEN THE GIRL ASKS ME HAVE I ANY PROOF OF IDENTITY I WILL PROBERBLY GIVE HER MY PASSPORT
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I COULD DO WITH OF THEM SECRET MILLIONAIRES COMEING TO MY STREET ,I WOULD GIVE THEM SUCH A STORY ,IM SURE THEY WOULD GIVE ME ENOUGH FOR A LABOTOMY
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GOT TO GO ,I PROMISED MY MAM ID GLUE HER WALKING STICK BACK TO GETHER AFTER SHE HIT ME WITH IT YESTERDAY AND SHES BACK ANY TIME NOW
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A fallen gambler is a like a fallen angle, an acute problem.
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