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get rid of the crack machines and they will need your money again, all shops are now arcades for the feckless and reckless, raking in 2 billion a year before anyone has even made it to the tills to get a bet on, and if you do get a bet on, you are offered peanuts to stake on any odds that that are not double digits. It's like walking into a normal shop to find there's a seedy massage parlour at the back, you didn't go looking for it but you thought you'd try it anyway, that's what betting shops are, a front for selling CRACK. Betting shops by name, abominations by nature, Kind Regards.
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Was in Billy Hills last Tuesday or Wednesday first time in a year or so just in and out.
No one was in bar 2 workers and even the 3-4 roulette wheels where not getting played this was about 1pm maybe.Maybe people are getting the idea of those robbing machines just empty wallets and one lucky fecker will hit a winning streak and tell you how to play roulette, fark off you t1t you hit 0 3 x in a row ya kn0b end. |
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ive worked in one for 10 years, anyone want to offer me a job so i can get out fast???!!??
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Get a transfer yuvutu different shop new atmosphere and all that
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why cant you get your bets on at betfair ?
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mes works at tesco next door , when they need him in the mini tesco express he land son his feet with he bookie next door and no min £2s
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There is not an ounce of wit inside your deep fried mars bar brain is there
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deep fried mars bar brain , with witty stuff like this you mean
Fck sake mate deep fried mars bars as far as i know where introduced in the 90s and are on no menu in my area.The Myth got all the plebs thinking we eat fried mars.That's just fat fecks who do that and all those shows about fat sh1ts in UK are made in England. I have never seen a deep fried mars i don't think maybe one back in the 90s and the guy got called a savage for eating it , sure they do toffee crisps in places , manky coonts. |
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lovely bite
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Reported REPORTED
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Why is your spelling and grammar so bad, Chaser? Were you home educated ?
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I've never ever seen a chippie selling fried mars bars.
I think us Scots are too sophisticated for stuff like that. |
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Chaser seen yer earlier post re roulette system.
Was in a laddies and one ne'er do well was telling all and sundry of a system for the cartoon races. The only thing I remember was bet any number 11 that is 22/1. Never lose seemingly. |
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The people who play them are clueless , i played them for a while when they first arrived , then you get people telling you how to win on them and they believe there is a system  They are all linked around the other shops aren't they? They just drop to some lucky fecker or someone who has ploughed a grand in and walks with 500 quid in his back burner and thinks he is up for the day. mesmerised 21 Sep 16 23:51 Joined: 10 Nov 10 | Topic/replies: 16,723 | Blogger: mesmerised's blog Why is your spelling and grammar so bad, Chaser? Were you home educated ? I don't go over things after i type mate i don't care about mistakes on betfair forums I can spell any word i need to , my fkcing name on the dole card |
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Is portman park still a cartoon track , thats the first i remember
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My mate did a raffle in the bookies he managed with the first prize a tour of portman park.
He caught about 20 |
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Take it he handed the raffle money back
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always bet the virtual pushes at betfred on saturday from 10.00am
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He never actually took any money.
Just had one of them 1 -100 jobs. |
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did he do the draw in the bookie
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why 10 duke is this a sequence
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It was 5 tickets for a £1. Get lunch with one of the trainers he told them as he tore out 5 tickets.
Was only when they offered ther £1 he told them. |
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lunch with the trainer
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A guy I used to work with stopped me in the street and whispered, "I`ve got a wire today but don`t tell anybody the horse". I agreed and he told me the horse. "Never heard of it", I told him, "Is it running in Ireland?"
"No", he whispered, "2.30 at Portman Park. A friend of a fiend knows the guy that does the commentaries"! .... p.s. it got beat and no, no, no, aka - I didn`t bet it |
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themightymac 22 Sep 16 00:53 Joined: 05 Apr 02 | Topic/replies: 19,533 | Blogger: themightymac's blog A guy I used to work with stopped me in the street and whispered, "I`ve got a wire today but don`t tell anybody the horse". I agreed and he told me the horse. "Never heard of it", I told him, "Is it running in Ireland?" "No", he whispered, "2.30 at Portman Park. A friend of a fiend knows the guy that does the commentaries"! LaughLaugh .... p.s. it got beat and no, no, no, aka - I didn`t bet it LaughLaugh When i was about 18ish me and a few mates where in the bookie and a regular gave us a tip ( his tip ) he had pennies on it and told us to keep it hush as the price would crash if it got about and you know the rest. |
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My horse was just coming up for to catch the leader , last fence so i shout fall ya bast anyway mine went on to lose and i got told of from the old mob that was not on as they cheered it home
bookies where old timer meeting points but arcade joints now |
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Not virtual racing i'm on about
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The Coup - Ken Payne`s biography. Get a copy of that chaser if you can. Great read. He used to raid the Scottish tracks in the 70s and landed many a hefty gamble. It`s been reprinted and on Amazon.
There is also a dvd named Murphy`s Stroke about the Gay Future betting coup at Cartmel on a 70s Bank Holiday. Well worth a watch. |
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The cartmel one is that when it was a fake card and no races at all ?
I'll check them out |
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I have never read it proper just seen it mentioned on here and wiki i think
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You hear all sorts of nonsense from the regulars in the bookies.
Was standing next to a FOBT studying a race card when a punter went up to the FOBT player and told him "7 coming up a lot today" Feckin lunatics some of them. |
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No mate. They brought a Ringer over from Ireland and trainer entered it along with two stablemates across the card and they went round all the shops punting the three in Trebles with no intention of running the other two. In fact they never left the stables but phoned the other track, where the other two were running, telling them the horse box had broke down and they were scratched. All the money went on to the Ringer and it romped home. I`ll tell you no more. Watch the film.
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The non runner fecked them mac.
You remember the tote con that McCririck unearthed? They used to bump in imaginary bets if the dividend was too big. They stuck too much in and 2 loud ones paid pennies in a dual forecast. |
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You sure do aka. Betting shops are like theatres. Only more entertaining.
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The thing with these machines is that you have no opinion whatsoever. If I back a horse at 10/11 I have studied and came up with an opinion. Win or lose it's down to me whether I'm right or wrong. No choice with the machines.
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I mind of that aka. I think the warm favourite that day was Little Owl which got pulled up. They changed the face of Tote betting.
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Little Owl mmmm backed that beast a few times. Was it Easterby that trained it?
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You can`t beat the machines stewarty. They are programmed to beat you.
The AI robots the Japanese are developing are absolutely scary. One day, AI robots will take over the world just like in The Terminator films. We`re Doomed, Doomed! |
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Wrong spelling there.
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AKA your right , to start with you got a mix of people now it's just people who need help
Sounds a good watch mac i will watch it soon , won't bother reading about it as i don't think iv'e heard about this one.Where was the fake card one about if you know? |