DARTS WINNING TIP UPDATE.
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BEER BEER BEER SEX AND BEER
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Van gherkin will win.

I think, like Sir Alex, ''one more season'', JOCI. I could never compete with your write-ups anyway

this was a great thread Chris

My missus wants to know why I am laughing my head off

an epic thread

Will save it for whenever I am feeling a bit down in the dumps

;Phoenix from the Ashes

138 Lay Murray in US Open Final v Djokovic (Tennis) - Return_Of_Dawsey

Imagine this scenario. I'd liken it to one of those epic cinematic moments in film history, such as Charlton Heston in Planet of the Apes discovering the Statue of Liberty protruding from the sand on the beach. This time, in
a post-apocalyptic future, someone happens upon a gnarled, battered piece of hardware buried in the sand, and upon opening it, finds that it's one of those ancient laptop machines, which somewhat miraculously, is still
functional. After  a few clicks, our finder is looking at a screen of writing, which on closer inspection, is the Football Forum of Betfair.  Our protagonist casts his mind back to history lessons at school before the Great Event,
and can vaguely recall learning about the world of gambling, and some of the most startling feats of betting ineptitude known to the history of man.

Staring at the screen his memory is kindled further upon seeing certain familiar words like 'mug', full bank job, and what must be some ancient money lending organisation known as Ocean Finance. He distinctly remembers
one of the funniest examples of abominable tipping he was taught in the old days, which described the worst ever sequence of tennis bets known to man. Over time it simply became known as the Dawsey Syndrome. And
lo and behold, on navigating futher into a thread he discovered entitled 'Epic Mug Bets of 2012', he finds himself staring directly at this legendary debacle in its full glory.

*** MUGGAY to choke AGAIN ***

He looks at the OP (ancient term for person starting a particlar thread), and finds it's the legendary loser, Return_Of_Dawsey himself. His interest is piqued immediately, and he is compelled to read on.
There again is that reference to 'MUG', which the reader assumes is some kind of derogatory term often aimed at gamblers who would have a difficult time recognising their @rse from their elbow.

Legend has it that Dawsey had earned himself a place in the Epic Mug Hall of Fame by confidently predicting in 3 consecutive matches that Murray would get beaten in the US Open. This described the third of those events, when Murray faced his stiffest task yet, again tough Serbian Novak Djokovic
in the final.


With the last of his dwindling financial resources, Dawsey staked all on a defeat for Murray, and confidently predicted it thus:

Djoker @ 1.45 is stealing money because the scot choker will do his normal thing and choke in a major final. I doubt the SCOTTISH joker will even take a set against the best player in the world right now. Djoker was simply amazing against Ferrer (ferrer is twice the player muggay is) so muggay stands no chance here tbh. I have lays of Murray winning outright @ 9/1 and also topped up against @ 3.2.. I should really take a red here but because Muggay chokes in every final I will just let it run and count the winnings later.

Ever confident in his ability (often misguided), Dawsey liked to brag to fellow forumites about how he was helping them with their financial issues:

I am giving the members of the great BFF a nailed on certainty!!

Despite Murray playing well and forging into a convincing lead, Dawsey could only envisage defeat for the Scotsman:

Murray gets infront for the first time and his arse goes. The guy cannot win. He is a massive choker.

As Djokovic fought back to take the third set, Dawsey sprang into action with the prediction:

THIS IS OVER CHAPS. ALL HAIL THE CROATIAN

In one respect Dawsey was right, it was all over, but for Djokovic, as Murray powered to victory and his first elusive Grand Slam victory.

Legend has it that Dawsey was never heard of again on the Betfair forum, and that due to financial difficulties, was forced into a life of prostitution, and was often roumoured to be have been spotted around the seedier side of town
complaining about having something called 'an @arse like a Japanese flag'.

Our protagonist closed the battered laptop, delirious with enjoyment after making a discovery of such historical significance.

"Wait til I let my friend know about this....he's always telling me that his great great grandfather was a legendary gambler, and would very much appreciate sahring my discovery..."

And with that, he opened up his mobile, scrolled though his address book to the H section, and alighted upon the name of his old friend HorseRacingExpert IX............

Keep 'em coming!

A wonderful fred. Trying to continue it was like Moyes following Fergie. I actually think BetfairDuddy is too big a cretin to grace this thread.

millionaire morse was funny he die to young

something to read while you are on your holidays

lots of Grade 1 mugs on this thread, sadly most of them no longer on the forum

wet yer pants funny