i want to go on DRAGONS DEN. i need money for my BF account

someone once went on for money to play poker

Mighty Whites 2008
Joined: 27 May 06
Replies: 3807 02 Aug 10 22:11   
someone once went on for money to play poker 


yeah i remember, what were they thinking


hi can you give me £100k, im excellent poker player, i promise i can make you and me money LOL

I have just got a patent for an oven proof sausage turner. Saves having to keepturning them when under a grill abd get a nice all round well cooked look.

duncan would sh*te on you, he is taking NO prisoners this season

ask them for 100,000 to complete an arb

tell them they can get a 0.1% return

I don't get this show at all.

If you come up with a great business idea why would you want to give away equity to people in exchange for money, when you could easily just go get a loan off a bank. If the business plan is solid, the bank will have no problems offering you the money.

they want the experience and connections

and of course the air time

The idea is the dragons also spend alot of time with you, thereby increasing your profits, which is why they say 40% equity of a business, or 40% of nothing?

Exactly justin, they only show an interest if order book or assets already cover or near cover their investment. 

They are investing less than RBS in my book

JustinDaffodil
Joined: 08 May 10
Replies: 235 04 Aug 10 00:04   
I don't get this show at all.

If you come up with a great business idea why would you want to give away equity to people in exchange for money, when you could easily just go get a loan off a bank. If the business plan is solid, the bank will have no problems offering you the money. 


1) because their great business idea,is probably not so great
or
2)the bank is not willing to take risk on them, yet the dragons may do
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they probably come up to the show and they get some attendance money, and then if rejected they can go to the bank and also they get their face and product on national TV , will millions of viewrs

just ask for 1 mil to set up rival to BF

There "connections" and "experience" is overrated, especially as a lot of the business ideas they invest in, they will have no prior experience in.

arsenalman Joined: 05 Apr 08
Replies: 4763 04 Aug 10 00:10   
just ask for 1 mil to set up rival to BF 


not bad. what wud i call the site? BETFAIRER?

btw would anyone else ruin debby meadan?

would love to down shampers whilst pounding her up the ar*se whilst snorting ching off her back in her massive jucuzzi whilst theo looked on jelously saying I;M IN IM IN IM IN PLEASE LET ME INNNNNNN

You will get approx 0% expertise in your 2 bit company.  They only invest where investment is covered and if you do strike lucky they will take a slice.

I would love to punch Theo.  Any believe me,

he would be.... out!

[ ] could set up a longterm profitable betting exchange for £1 million.

Rocket to the FACE Joined: 28 Oct 08
Replies: 5364 04 Aug 10 00:12   
btw would anyone else ruin debby meadan?

would love to down shampers whilst pounding her up the ar*se whilst snorting ching off her back in her massive jucuzzi whilst theo looked on jelously saying I;M IN IM IN IM IN PLEASE LET ME INNNNNNN 



im about to throw up

what about reggea reggea sauce? that c*nts got sauces all over the place now, bet he's raking it in

hate debroah meadon...... shes like a witch...

only worth giving equity away if Peter Jones invests with you....

he is the man with all the contacts... knows everyone in every industry

he's a clever guy

debby is worth a pound[ing]

Yeah, Peter Jones pwns life.

I would love to bang the meadon

anyone notice duncans nose job?

that's some ****y nose job, it's squint as f*ck

the meadon aka the mead would get ruined

wonder if she shaves?

i remember looking at duncan last series thinking to myself... somethign diffferent abotu him.....

only when i saw some old clips of dragons dens i noticed is nose was completley different.....


well... hes got the money...... must have paid the plastic surgeon a fortune

Rocket, she would be so grateful, would expect a holiday cottage in return

Would you give her a rocket to the face iyo?

JustinDaffodil Joined: 08 May 10
Yeah, Peter Jones pwns life.

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he what?

no rocket to the face ...

explode all over back yes.