I've suceeded in acquiring a birds number this time.

troll

texting takes a lot less courage. you could get a feel for weather or not shes interested by her response before asking her out

Hey how you doing? I was wondering wether you wanna grab some lunch in town then see that new Leonardo Dicaprio movie? x


That should work.

Anymore advice feel free to ask.

Ask her if she takes it in both holes (NAP)

When in doubt,
Whip it out.

Hope this helps.

I was wondering if you wanted to come over and play a game.

It's an easy game, you sit on your knees, with your mouth open and suck on the lollipop I give it.

it's never failed for me.

wow eboue i dont think i could say no if you text me that 

tell her you want to pot the black as well as the pink imo

I think that I might start a training school for you blokes!  You give them your number and wait for them to call ffs.

LOL Dean.

It seems Thommo will do anything to get people to phone his BUZZLINE

I already know she wants to come out. She text me her number saying she would like to meet up. I posted a topless photo on my profile and it seems to have done the trick. UKMALIA wasn't too far off the way to go after all.

Mr Eboue Joined: 15 Sep 09
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Hey how you doing? I was wondering wether you wanna grab some lunch in town then see that new Leonardo Dicaprio movie? x


Is that inception? I was actually gonna do that coz Cinema is in town and right next to a load of bars.

There you go then.

Just dont sound desperate or weird. Act like you do this all the time.

She'll say yes.

And Robert's your fathers brother.

Just dont sound desperate or weird. Act like you do this all the time.



I must beg to differ.  In my experience you pick up the squirters when you dumb down to weird.   You just don't have the hang of this do you Mr Eboue?

lol.

And always remember that wet is best.

Dont be vulgar now Alex.

Mr Eboue     24 Jul 10 21:57 
Dont be vulgar now Alex.



I am being realistic not vulgar.  Wet is always best and it saves a fortune in KY costs.

enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
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I already know she wants to come out. She text me her number saying she would like to meet up. I posted a topless photo on my profile and it seems to have done the trick. UKMALIA wasn't too far off the way to go after all.
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Yep, I have considered this again.  Topless photos is not a trick that I have used before even though I am a bit of a hunk.


Worth pondering do we think chaps?

I should have guessed that Alex would have a shipment of KY Jelly sitting in his rat infested bedsit.

azertyioup_the_2nd     24 Jul 10 22:07 
I should have guessed that Alex would have a shipment of KY Jelly sitting in his rat infested bedsit.



Attention to detail is not your strong point is it.

Ask her if she is interested in a photographic evening.
You take her out for dinner and see what develops.

ask her if she can lend u a fiver

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Haha you;d be surprised. Just had another one add me to MSN. Fighting them off with a stick now.

Enjy, whatever you do, don't take her to the cinema for the first date. Madness.

Get her somewhere you can relax & talk. It would be leonardo lines that she was swooning to not yours. Cinema is OUT.

& stay cool. Alex is bang on, let her do as much of the chasing as you can.

**** birds u dont need the hassle just get a random sl ut round

Enjy, remember to take the home made popcorn box with hole in the bottom.

Ah ok Dave. Will take that advice. You've been shrewd up to now.

ask her if she fancies a s ha g. If she says no, ask her if she minds lying down whilst you ahve one.

You're wanted on your pro Scotland thread cricketer.

whats the pro scotland thread, french keyboard?

You know it makes sense. Just one thing you need to watch out for. If she is trying to play the long game & hold out on you in the bedroom dept trying to draw you into a long term relationship. Which might be fine if you decide you like her etc.

You got to be confident when you meet up with her. Don't overdo it being all cocky etc. Just look like you are comfortable within yourself.

& when you speak to her on the phone to arrange things tell her you enjoyed her company etc the other night etc etc. & when you meet up with her, pay her a compliment about how good you think she looks. She'll have put in some effort getting ready to meet you. You've got to say it, even if you don't believe it!

Good luck.

She's 7 years older than me haha. She looks good on the pics just got to hope that's really her.

ask her if she wants to watch a movie... while she sits bare on your face.

cricketers comment the best on here

Is it 2 8 2 0  ?

please keep us updated. We are now part of this. I am always fascinated how their t!ts look great until you get the bra off and they roll down like spaniels ears, and what appear to be nipples like 5/8th Whitworth bolts turn out to be like jelly babies heads.

I've decided I'm going to lie about my job. It seems what I do is no better than being a dole head. Considering saying I am a bin man as it's pretty easy to explain what I do. Also is it still the thing to do for the fella to pay for 1st date? I don't mind paying but will it be considered too nice?

tell her you like dressing up in your gimp suit in your spare time and was just wondering if she would like to come over and abuse you

^^^ That might actually be better than lying to her on your first date Enjy. Have a word with yourself mate. One lie begets another....

a bin man
yeah push the boat out hey

Dont worry about lying. Its a means to an end. Great poem I once heard went something like this:

From the time you says youre his, whimpering and sighing
and he says his passion is infinite, undying
Lady just remember this
One of you is lying.

What you should do is make up a story that you can get out of later.  For instance you are a research chemist for genetic foods studying beans.  So that makes you a bean man.  oops darling, I said bin man not bean man. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

I was chatting to a bird last night and when I told her I was a poker player he reaction was "so you're a dole head".

Got a better lie anyway. Going to say I work in IT support for poker sites. The Live Help etc.

If you are going to lie then be a test pilot for Mi5.

Daveedwards

Anyway my ex told me all gamblers are liers;)

No-one answered if I should pay for the date. Is that a good idea or does it set a precedent?

good luck benjy, keep us up to date

and yes, PAY.

Jonny

Enjy, just go with the flow. Take enough money to pay for everything and if she wants to put her bit in & is doubly insistent on it then let her do so.

& Calm down! You've got to stay

if she is really insistent prob means she isnt interested.

I semi bottled it, text her instead haha. She got back right away. Got to play the game now and wait awhile before I get back. The more I read about these dating techniques the more I realise how much I messed up with my last date. I fancied her too much and she pushed pulled me to perfection and now I can't get the b1tch out of my head no matter how many others I speak to.

Certain facts need to be established from the start imho.

Does she swallow

dont play games enj, if you wanna text her back then text her back, you dont have to wait.

pushed pulled you? Is that a new w**king technique?

Like I said Engy, lighten up mate. & Stop thinking about any women as b!tches. If she played you it was probably your fault. Let it go.

Ask her if she knows the difference between a pen1s and a chicken sandwich, if she says no ask her to go on a picnic

Yeah it was my fault. I wasn't calling her b1tch with nastiness. Listened to too much rap.

Do I not have to play games then? My gym partner just been advising me that I should. I really can't be assed with it all personally. I'm an impatient barsteward at the best at times.

Could i suggest growing a pair and quickly arranging some action with her.

HTH

lol forget the games and call her

enjy, whatever book it is you've got about techniques for women etc, you've not got time to learn all of that stuff. Arrange the date, be yourself & have a good time with her.

She's already agreed to meet up with you ffs, relax!

how old are you btw, 7 years is quite an age gap unless you are both over a certain age imo

I'm 24. 25 in September.

how old is she ??

ok yes thats not such a gap then, cant imagine at 31 she would be wanting to play games tbh, just out right ask her. "do you fancy going out sometime, are you free anytime next week" then go from what and where from there. do it now right now then let us know.

if i was nearly 25 i wouldn't be chasing a 31 or 32 year old unless she was an absolute knockout personally.

dsmith the is no retirement age for women playing games i'm afraid.

even though my wife is 30 and very fit, id have to agree with madlung at 24 you have got the pick of all the 18 to 23 year olds who look up to the older man. im 11 years older than my wife and certainly wouldnt do it the other way round the thought of a 52 year old women is grimacing

I agree dsmith, but sorry enj i don't mean to put you off. You have been after a date for a while so take her out, and enjoy the time with her, don't analysis her every sentence too much, and weigh it up when you get home if you think she deserves a 2nd date.

She is fit though. On her pictures at least anyway. I don't think I want a long term relationship like. I haven't had sex for 4 years so any reasonable age will do. Anyway it's on for next weekend. Chatting to someone my own age on MSN. Will chase her too.

when you text her enjy make it have a double meaning. try something like............ wot u fancy doin tonite? sking my ck?

This could easily be misinterpreted as sucking my cokc, but actually means soaking my conkers.

yes do go for it benjy.

cricketer I think an rs on the end would make it clearer 'ckrs'

The actual phrase is 'soaking my conkers in vinegar before baking them in preparation for the season'. This has to be shortened to 'ck'. It is well known.

Other bird wants me to take her out now too. Seems I'm a pimp all of a sudden. Could be a busy weekend.

Make sure that none of them are involved with 'Pancake' imo

Enjy, don't you be coming back here until you've stoked at least one of them!