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texting takes a lot less courage. you could get a feel for weather or not shes interested by her response before asking her out
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Hey how you doing? I was wondering wether you wanna grab some lunch in town then see that new Leonardo Dicaprio movie? x
That should work. Anymore advice feel free to ask. |
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Ask her if she takes it in both holes (NAP)
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I was wondering if you wanted to come over and play a game.
It's an easy game, you sit on your knees, with your mouth open and suck on the lollipop I give it. it's never failed for me. |
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When in doubt,
Whip it out. Hope this helps. |
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wow eboue i dont think i could say no if you text me that
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tell her you want to pot the black as well as the pink imo
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I think that I might start a training school for you blokes! You give them your number and wait for them to call ffs.
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LOL Dean.
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It seems Thommo will do anything to get people to phone his BUZZLINE
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I already know she wants to come out. She text me her number saying she would like to meet up. I posted a topless photo on my profile and it seems to have done the trick. UKMALIA wasn't too far off the way to go after all.
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Mr Eboue Joined: 15 Sep 09
Replies: 9528 24 Jul 10 20:52 Hey how you doing? I was wondering wether you wanna grab some lunch in town then see that new Leonardo Dicaprio movie? x Is that inception? I was actually gonna do that coz Cinema is in town and right next to a load of bars. |
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There you go then.
Just dont sound desperate or weird. Act like you do this all the time. She'll say yes. And Robert's your fathers brother. |
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Just dont sound desperate or weird. Act like you do this all the time.
I must beg to differ. In my experience you pick up the squirters when you dumb down to weird. You just don't have the hang of this do you Mr Eboue? |
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lol.
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And always remember that wet is best.
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Dont be vulgar now Alex.
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Mr Eboue 24 Jul 10 21:57
Dont be vulgar now Alex. I am being realistic not vulgar. Wet is always best and it saves a fortune in KY costs. |
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enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05
Replies: 2282 24 Jul 10 21:09 I already know she wants to come out. She text me her number saying she would like to meet up. I posted a topless photo on my profile and it seems to have done the trick. UKMALIA wasn't too far off the way to go after all. -------------------- ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Yep, I have considered this again. Topless photos is not a trick that I have used before even though I am a bit of a hunk.
Worth pondering do we think chaps? |
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I should have guessed that Alex would have a shipment of KY Jelly sitting in his rat infested bedsit.
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azertyioup_the_2nd 24 Jul 10 22:07
I should have guessed that Alex would have a shipment of KY Jelly sitting in his rat infested bedsit. Attention to detail is not your strong point is it. |
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Ask her if she is interested in a photographic evening.
You take her out for dinner and see what develops. |
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ask her if she can lend u a fiver
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mightymoyes Joined: 28 Jul 07
Replies: 4042 24 Jul 10 22:01 enjbenjy Joined: 05 Oct 05 Replies: 2282 24 Jul 10 21:09 I already know she wants to come out. She text me her number saying she would like to meet up. I posted a topless photo on my profile and it seems to have done the trick. UKMALIA wasn't too far off the way to go after all. -------------------- ConfusedShockedLaugh Haha you;d be surprised. Just had another one add me to MSN. Fighting them off with a stick now. |
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Enjy, whatever you do, don't take her to the cinema for the first date. Madness.
Get her somewhere you can relax & talk. It would be leonardo lines that she was swooning to not yours. Cinema is OUT. & stay cool. Alex is bang on, let her do as much of the chasing as you can. |
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**** birds u dont need the hassle just get a random sl ut round
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Enjy, remember to take the home made popcorn box with hole in the bottom.
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Ah ok Dave. Will take that advice. You've been shrewd up to now.
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ask her if she fancies a s ha g. If she says no, ask her if she minds lying down whilst you ahve one.
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You're wanted on your pro Scotland thread cricketer.
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whats the pro scotland thread, french keyboard?
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You know it makes sense. Just one thing you need to watch out for. If she is trying to play the long game & hold out on you in the bedroom dept trying to draw you into a long term relationship. Which might be fine if you decide you like her etc.
You got to be confident when you meet up with her. Don't overdo it being all cocky etc. Just look like you are comfortable within yourself. & when you speak to her on the phone to arrange things tell her you enjoyed her company etc the other night etc etc. & when you meet up with her, pay her a compliment about how good you think she looks. She'll have put in some effort getting ready to meet you. You've got to say it, even if you don't believe it! ![]() Good luck. |
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She's 7 years older than me haha. She looks good on the pics just got to hope that's really her.
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ask her if she wants to watch a movie... while she sits bare on your face.
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cricketers comment the best on here
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Is it 2 8 2 0 ?
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please keep us updated. We are now part of this. I am always fascinated how their t!ts look great until you get the bra off and they roll down like spaniels ears, and what appear to be nipples like 5/8th Whitworth bolts turn out to be like jelly babies heads.
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