I've gone for the "away player" Wade to beat Smith. 1.5 legs on the h'cap @ evs. Price to Average Under 98.5 @ 5/6 (what damaged hand) Clayton against the non trier. Wright to Average Under 97.5 @ 5/6 (what bad back)
Goblin is 4/6 (with the throw) against a player with a supposed damaged hand. "I'll give it a go" said Price.
Cullen is 6/4 (he also has the throw) against a player with a back problem And gallstones to boot. Give him Barry Bates gout for an unwanted hat trick.
A case of low stakes and seeing how the 1st round matches go
1/4 finals Gerwen v Wade Cullen v Price Wright v Anderson Clayton v Smith
Semi finals Gerwen/Wade v Cullen/Price Wright/Anderson v Clayton/Smith
All matches are Best of 11 legs Player named first throws first in every match (includes any deciding legs)
As a sporting nation we have been force fed cheering on multimillionaires and mocking those of sub standard, which over 99% of us are. Darts/football etc...So here's an analogy...The security bloke at the pool side spoke some English so we got chatting. He had 2 colleagues with him and translated everything...Like when Mikuru gets interviewed
He asked the usual stuff, "where are you from, where's that, what's your football team?"
Between them they named 4 teams, Liverpool, Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea. Now there's a surprise!
"None of those teams, I'm from the middle of England and support Coventry City"
As one they looked at each other with puzzled looks. I then explained how money dictates and that Man City and Chelsea were both sh!t until the billionaires came along. I didn't stay to explain how CCFC were r@ped by hedge funders.
So, hurry up and get this Premier League p!ssathon over with and bring on the lower graders!
Hand injury? It's a f@cking fracture!Birmingham tonight1/4 finalsGerwen v WadeCullen v PriceWright v AndersonClayton v SmithSemi finalsGerwen/Wade v Cullen/PriceWright/Anderson v Clayton/SmithAll matches are Best of 11 legsPlayer named first throws f
Goblin will learn one day...I'm a craggy c@nt, what's his excuse!
And he has now warned his rivals: "I will be top soon, don't worry!
"I'm still favourite with the bookies. People have their own opinion, but if I still play my game it's still tough to beat me and they all know that. They don't admit it but that's how life is."
Let's see how he did following his latest boast:
Premier League - Birmingham 31st March 2022 Goblin 2-6 Wade Goblin 87.93 average Wade 99.00 average
Well played James!
Laughing my b@llocks off at this ego inflated lizard.
Goblin will learn one day...I'm a craggy c@nt, what's his excuse!And he has now warned his rivals: "I will be top soon, don't worry! "I'm still favourite with the bookies. People have their own opinion, but if I still play my game it's still tough to
Sensational darts from Johnny to win with an 111.16 Average. Good to see he has his mojo back.
Wade returns to his Wadey ways with an 83.97 average.
Bob Potter as Lakeside Leisure Enterprise Entrepreneur will be on his hotline looking for an angle to shoehorn Wade, the king of low winning averages into his 9 day darting extravaganza. Wade would play his part by not only taking all his matches to deciding sets but sudden death legs too, just for his own entertainment. Whenever it required he'd turn on the after burners to get back in to the match. The South East punters would flock in in their droves to cheer on one of their own as the "sold out" signs go up. The soldiers from the local army barracks would raise Wade high as he becomes Champion for King & Country, without a single **** in sight. And I took £64 off Billies on the 180's markets. Mark my card yer b@stards.
Premier League Table after Event 8 This one may differ to the official one when they can be bothered to update it
Final - Clayton 6-1 WadeSensational darts from Johnny to win with an 111.16 Average.Good to see he has his mojo back.Wade returns to his Wadey ways with an 83.97 average.Bob Potter as Lakeside Leisure Enterprise Entrepreneur will be on his hotline lo