Darts
*** World Darts Championship - Quarter Finals ***
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Glen Moody - a forum legend!
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That is funny that one Lori
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"Liverpool manager Gerard Houllier sends scouts out round the World looking for a new striker to replace Emile Heskey and hopefully win Liverpool the title. One of his scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar.
So Gerard flies to Iraq to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Man Utd with only 20 minutes left. Houllier gives the young Iraqi striker the nod to go on and he takes off Emile Heskey. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes And wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When he comes off the pitch he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hi Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the players and the media, they all love me". "Great," says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great time". The young lad is very upset. "What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry". "Sorry!" says his Mum, "Its your bloody fault that we moved to Liverpool in the first place! " |
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Cant wait to see the Silverback next week.
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Horrible accent. What was Robert carlyles name again when he was a scouse murdering fecker?
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Albie something
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Nice 1 Lori. That's the one hh albie
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Whats averages here 93 or 94 apiece?
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Albie Kinsella,
i googled it |
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if the players are so accurate then surely they would hit 25?
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If they were REALLY accurate, they'd all hit Rod
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That constipated coupon is making me want to throw at the TV
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LOL
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Feck forgot about Google
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I feel sorry for Bunters toliet.
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Everytine they mute the morons I think the Dalek from the Final a few years back is gonna reappear!
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Be like that still game clip when big ham is h came to shieldinch aber and left the giant jobby
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Barney almost bust that
Are the comms trying to build this up to something it ain't? Don't think it's been that enjoyable at all so far |
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Something wrong with the correct score market for this match, I want to lay 2-2 but can't find it
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its painful viewing for me reminds me of lewis match so much
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Imagine Bunting on the job
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I don't expect many of us will be getting any sleep tonight, what with the excitement of the Lakeside starting tomorrow.
Fingers crossed Helen S will land an exclusive interview with Scotty's invisible dog. |
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alun |
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 Constipation coupon at the vinegar stroke then head swings to side like hit double 16 |
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Invisible dog deserves a thread on here this week
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Bunting going to be busy defending his title aswell!
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I'm also wondering whether the Westies have completed their takeover of the joint, and made a few changes about the place. If so, the Chelsea Pensioners won't be getting their usual freebies I'm sure.
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true detective quite tremendous tv if you missed it first time round
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Iv lost interest in this match. Last night was double the quality
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OLD MAN BARNEY IN DA HOUSE
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FFS he's put his Gregory Pecks on
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Dire match this
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got his spectacles on
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