Chit Chat
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_in_Thailand
May 17, 2020 -- 8:56AM, moonaxed wrote:
Back to my point,what percentage are prostitutes?
It's hard to say but the sex trade in Thailand is 90% domestic and only 10% tourists etc
Loads of soapies and karaokes that only cater to Thai blokes
Also a lot of university birds or girls who just want to buy a new iphone will do a few tricks to pay for luxury goods
May 17, 2020 -- 9:40AM, moonaxed wrote:
I have gone off the Thai bride idea..besides they always make too much noise when you're ****g them..as if you are breaking them in half
That's Japanese, Thais whoores aren't particularly noisy with strangers
Thai women are not easy, extremely violent at times & very secretive.
Loads of family problems that you aren't privy to either
May 17, 2020 -- 9:38AM, moonaxed wrote:
Basically i have an 8 bed guesthouse and the other half is knocking on a bit getting fat and lazy so im looking for a replacement, shes got to be ****able,foreign, poor and hard working...but im thinking Brazilian or some other South American country, any linksanybody??
Does you current wife know about this 
May 17, 2020 -- 9:45AM, moonaxed wrote:
I aint married,engaged for 3 years, Nope
They stink
And no speak a da inglish
And like knives
So its a big NO Capt.
Even married men with kids going there for a jolly up are going there with one thing in mind
Even their wives must know they are going there for one thing as well
Western women have lost the art of how to look after a man.
I went out with a Thai bird in the Uk once. She fed me in a restaurant. I still get a stiffy thinking about it. Then I think about the baked potato, pizza, burger eating and DIET Coke drinking English girls with crop tops, short skirts and thighs and stomachs that should have been put away years ago!
Spotted her walking round the block with the lazy fat tw@t who purchased her what a waste she barely sees the light of day what a waste could've had a tidy bird for years on genetics with a half decent lifestyle.
Mmmmm
May 19, 2020 -- 2:44AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:
I've been doing a bit of research and it does seem "wet" is the big thing Mmmmm
Good personal hygiene, lovely long black hair and very soft skin
Add to that most are really small and petit, like a woman should be
Bodies stay firm for longer too
Not very often you get a bucket fanny either
Its a fascinating subject
May 19, 2020 -- 2:52AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
I preferred Lily her dialogue was superb imo
Many are quiet and shy
The hunger has gone and most decent women will use dating sites
The old biffas and women who can't speak English end up in most bars
Still see the stunners in go go bars but you are talking quite a bit more cash
My mate lost his virginity to a Thai girl in 1996 he was 16 his dad worked for Rolls Royce over there so took him over there for a few weeks.
He sent me a postcard and said he stayed at her house for a few days and not just a blow yer beans job.
Kickboxer always makes me think of Thailand
https://youtu.be/CE8XKeN0zk4
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-knotts-brit-49-fell-5233305
May 19, 2020 -- 3:03AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:
His dad took him over there to get him laid?
That's what ended up happening he didn't know before he went,divorced dad spending most of the year over there presumably doing the same.
May 19, 2020 -- 2:59AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
Current Western perception is brothels etc. and people go there for that reason My mate lost his virginity to a Thai girl in 1996 he was 16 his dad worked for Rolls Royce over there so took him over there for a few weeks.He sent me a postcard and said he stayed at her house for a few days and not just a blow yer beans job.
Just like any other country really, there aren't many brothels
Lots of bars in the tourist areas but there are no pimps and it's just good adult fun
You have a few drinks, chat to a few girls and if they want to they will go with you
If they don't they will say they are on the rag!
Not many places you can force a girl to go with you, it's not like that
His dad probably wouldn't have given a toss
May 19, 2020 -- 3:03AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
I knew a bloke (acquaintance played darts and snooker for a few bob that's it) who went out with a woman from there and fell to his death,his friends think he was thrown out the window.https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-knotts-brit-49-fell-5233305
Loads of foreigners are killed
What happens is the bloke is sitting on the balcony and the girl leaves the condo door ajar
Two Thai blokes burst in and then get the farang under each arm and over he goes.
He would be relaxed so wouldn't see it coming
Majority of men wont force a girl anyway, we have a code
May 19, 2020 -- 3:07AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:
Jucel Majority of men wont force a girl anyway, we have a code
What I mean is some fat ugly bloke can't point at a stunner and 'buy' her
It has to be reciprocal
The footage they showed over there had pictures of his body with his limbs blown out from the inside,body decapitated and sunk not 'life threatening injuries' in the mirror.
They don't need bouncers
If somebody is acting like a tw@t they will gang up and kick the **** out of him
May 19, 2020 -- 3:10AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
Interesting posts juceThe footage they showed over there had pictures of his body with his limbs blown out from the inside,body decapitated and sunk not 'life threatening injuries' in the mirror.
Start messing about being a tight arse, violent or falling in love and you will find a world of trouble
As you say jucel its mainly fun we'd be looking for over there
I'd be keeping myself to myself in the main
May 19, 2020 -- 3:15AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
juce His girlfriend used to come over here there was a clique who would sit together in a big group who were regular travellers to Thailand,the same bloke who died could be a bell end when pi$$ed which was brought up but looks like he's been bumped off probably as you describe.
Remember life is cheap here, very!
Often read about people getting a machete in the mush over 50p
May 19, 2020 -- 3:14AM, SontaranStratagem wrote:
Its the falling in love bit that will finish the bloke off As you say jucel its mainly fun we'd be looking for over there
If I had a pound for every bloke who said that SS
I don't know why, but people seem to change when they get off the plane here.
It's like they spray something in the airport
May 19, 2020 -- 3:18AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
Christ
Lot of cheap drugs, ice and yaa baa (literally means crazy drugs)
Plus they have a sort of very cheap and accessible moonshine made from rice
It sends people loopy
It's called Lao Khao
May 19, 2020 -- 3:19AM, Baphornet wrote:
a lot like Dublin then
yeh certain destinations definitely have an effect on people
May 19, 2020 -- 3:20AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
I've seen Thailand's a haven for bodybuilders and other PED juicers
A friend of mine had a very lucrative steroid business
Crime suppression caught him, straight to monkey house
He eventually paid a lot of cash and countless court appearance to get off
May 19, 2020 -- 3:20AM, Baphornet wrote:
it's called potheen here
Never seen that before, is it vile?
I've heard that some Aussies spend 2 or 3 months training juiced to the gills back to Oz then repeat later on
May 19, 2020 -- 3:22AM, DenzilPenberthy wrote:
InterestingI've heard that some Aussies spend 2 or 3 months training juiced to the gills back to Oz then repeat later on
You can also get a lot of prescription drugs easily here too
They have cracked down in recent times
May 19, 2020 -- 3:24AM, Baphornet wrote:
last time i drank it i crashed a tractor into a house
May 19, 2020 -- 3:30AM, Baphornet wrote:
what Lee Mack crashed a tractor into a house?
No him and Lucy drank it and got blotto and ended up in bed it was a good episode
Well you wouldn't
Aye she played a slutty part in G Wing was an underrated show watched it back on gold
