fooook me the downing st lectern out

Did you notice the geezer moving the lectern had latex gloves on?

I am struggling with this. I am thinking maybe just maybe someone in Government has learned something.

nah just the usual DNA avoidance around anything DORIS touches ,don't want to end up in a future court case

suffering from the barbers been shut

kin hell, does that mean still get a 5pm press conference too ? double bubble monday, what a time to be alive !!

He has had a hair cut and has had his hair washed with conditioner!

Social distancing

2nd most deaths behind a country we can fit in to dozens of timers but happy the NHS hasn't been over run

needs an anti frizz conditioner

2nd peak will be the new buzz phrase

Avoid a second peak!

You heard it here first

Seriously I want a journalist to ask if he has received a visit from a hairdresser!

don't you miss a load of doris bullshoite, ,
listening to that lockdown for a good while yet

He is not doing the 5 o clock presser.

Much ado about nothing!

message to doris ,shaking hands with corona patients in hospital,goping to a twickers game with 70,000 others ,isn't getting mugged, its like saying he,s my wallet come and get it

He wants maximum transparency ..ok ..wheres the fekn Russia report?

Well done Boris. The country needs your leadership. You have been sorely missed.

40,000/50,000 deaths and DORIS THE LOON, thinks we,re winning,thank foooook we didn't lose,

Apr 27, 2020 -- 9:24AM, Akak wrote:

Well done Boris. The country needs your leadership. You have been sorely missed.

Most of the UK have got leadership, just not in England.

sorely missed .. yer havin a larf ... is he going to personally mug the virus on behalf of the country
we keep hearing its all about collaborative effort and yet some seem to think he himself will do something which nobody else can ... like what ffs!

breaking news spain,italy,france throwing street parties,national holiday,s on the back of DIRIS thinking uk,s winning,they must think they've now won the lottery

Johnson full of Vim and vigour according to Kay Burley, has he bene taking the advice of Trump

The country needs strong leadership. The boss is back.

Between the lines it read to me, too many new cases, can't even think of getting out of "lockdown" for a while.

the man who,s led 40,000 plus to their deaths ,god how we,ve missed him,beating this in a few weeks he said 6 weeks ago, on his way to shaking hands with corna patients in hospital and booking tkts for twickers match along with 70,000 others

Good Lord, food business will become a new mantra

We are deep in the Thomas Crapper

Apr 27, 2020 -- 9:29AM, Akak wrote:

The country needs strong leadership. The boss is back.

Most of the UK have got leadership, just not in England.