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Did you notice the geezer moving the lectern had latex gloves on?
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nah just the usual DNA avoidance around anything DORIS touches ,don't want to end up in a future court case
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suffering from the barbers been shut
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kin hell, does that mean still get a 5pm press conference too ? double bubble monday, what a time to be alive !!
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He has had a hair cut and has had his hair washed with conditioner!
Social distancing |
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2nd most deaths behind a country we can fit in to dozens of timers but happy the NHS hasn't been over run
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needs an anti frizz conditioner
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2nd peak will be the new buzz phrase
Avoid a second peak! You heard it here first |
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Seriously I want a journalist to ask if he has received a visit from a hairdresser!
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don't you miss a load of doris bullshoite,
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He is not doing the 5 o clock presser.
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Much ado about nothing!
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message to doris ,shaking hands with corona patients in hospital,goping to a twickers game with 70,000 others ,isn't getting mugged, its like saying he,s my wallet come and get it
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He wants maximum transparency ..ok ..wheres the fekn Russia report?
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Well done Boris. The country needs your leadership. You have been sorely missed.
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40,000/50,000 deaths and DORIS THE LOON, thinks we,re winning,thank foooook we didn't lose,
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sorely missed .. yer havin a larf ... is he going to personally mug the virus on behalf of the country
we keep hearing its all about collaborative effort and yet some seem to think he himself will do something which nobody else can ... like what ffs! |
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breaking news spain,italy,france throwing street parties,national holiday,s on the back of DIRIS thinking uk,s winning,they must think they've now won the lottery
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Johnson full of Vim and vigour according to Kay Burley, has he bene taking the advice of Trump
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The country needs strong leadership. The boss is back.
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Between the lines it read to me, too many new cases, can't even think of getting out of "lockdown" for a while.
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the man who,s led 40,000 plus to their deaths ,god how we,ve missed him,beating this in a few weeks he said 6 weeks ago, on his way to shaking hands with corna patients in hospital and booking tkts for twickers match along with 70,000 others
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Good Lord, food business will become a new mantra
We are deep in the Thomas Crapper |
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