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Yes in them days you had to pay for gas and electric with a shilling piece and outfit in a meter .you either paid or read you paper in the dark or out side near a gas lamp
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You couldn't go in a shop and say I'll pay something each week for that diamond necklace you had to pay cash on the nose
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HP in them days meant horse power not sauce or higher purchase
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If you wanted five bags of coal you had to pay for it straight away or freeze to death or climb over next doors wall and pinch some of theirs .if they kept it in the back yard
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People were that poor that they knocked on your door and borrowed money off you untill they got paid .there was that many that you didn't even know who some of them were
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Some hard faced people knocked on your door and said they wanted the money back they had paid you because it should have been paid to next door number twenty three when there was only twenty two houses in the street
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The only affluent people in our street was the lady at no 10 who worked at Colgate she had her own teeth because she cleaned them with the tooth paste that the night Watchman gave her .
She said he gave it her because she did some washing for him .,but the neighbours said he gave it her fore something else |
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The only women who wore make up were the ones who went with the paxistani make up stall holders .
I over heard one woman say she took him in the old brick shed come air raid shelter in the back yard That the truth the market was just around the corner where I lived |
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Was he giving her a flue jab ?
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Alot of women used sex to get what they wanted in them days just like they do today
Some things never change |
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Happy days do wah ,happy days!
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Flush I've noticed over the last twelve months that you've gone a lot ruder and cruder
has your wife finally left you like i said she would when she had a moment of clarityz and your not eating properly like me or are you suffering with the first signs of dementia |
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No I nearly died of cancer and I don't give a monkeys feck anymore, life is short and I will please myself from now on, family are all taken care of and I've got the all clear so I'm just enjoying life do wah .
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You wasn't like them Celtic and rangers football fans that we see on t v
I always thought you was one of them nice Scots man who took his wife to the white heather club at weekends |
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No I take her on cruises now and we enjoy life more ,because you don't know how long you have.
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Sold the farm and am semi retired.
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I see your in a positive frame of mind and you've cheered me up no end
F em all as you say and all that sail in her |
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You sold the farm and never sent me a cow or even half a dozen eggs
Mind you it's a good job .I forgot I've got no garden and ive no where to put it in my flat |
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I could have sent you my old liver ,you could have had it with some face beans and a nice Chianti.
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Fava beans
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I hope this cancer wasn't alcohol related
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Possibly might have been a symptom.
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See how they all go quiet when I mention alcohol
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Drink anyone?
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Im glad your not in denial
If you are in denile don't think it's because your on a cruise |
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My prostate cancer didn't worry me .I didn't make a big fuss of it like rod Stewart and Alex Ferguson probly because I come from Salford and not Scotland !
I just went to Christie's and said set the laser treatment at full power I'm not afraid of emperor Ming and his radiation gun |
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Said your not talking to flash Gordon now I come from the planet Salford where men are men and women tell them what to do
Fire when ready |
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Do they fire the raygun up her whistle or yer chute?
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I'm not scared of my prostate cancer been in remission now for about 10 years but don't like having man flue as It affects Me like no other man living.women of high rank in the women's rights movement pay good money to come and see me suffer as soon as it strikes .
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Emperor Ming as Scottish as Rod do wah.
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Flush your not just letting yourself down with all this vulgarism your letting scotland and Robert de bruce and Dennis law
down Don't end up like general Custer disgruntled and upset with life and people .you'll be watching paint dry like he does with the garden sheds he sells if you don't get a grip |
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I have still to get my flu jab, have to get it because of lower anti immune system.
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That I can understand flush. How long will you leave it/when do you usually take it?
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H g s soffe Kenny my scots friend has a big chip on his shoulder when rod says he's Scottish .you don't have to be a Scottish goal keeper by letting lots of goals in .to proove your Scottish
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Sofee is a big sheepshagger.
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Next week I think the clinic is.
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See there you go again you don't seem to be happy unless your calling someone
Woe betide any captain that accidently hits an ice berg while your on his boat when your on one of your cruises The last thing he wants is a grumpy scots man looking for trouble when his ships sinking |
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May day may day may day sos SOS SOS sos
...---... ...---... May day may day Not only are we sinking we got a trouble causing grumpy Scotsman to deal with May day may day |
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Mr Christian Mr Christian
Make that flush Gordon walk the plank Or you will join Davy Jones and the monkees in his locker |