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That's funny doctors just phoned me up to say appt available at 5 40today so going later
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the jab made me mentally unstable as well
Don't tell your doctor stuff like that, he'll have you taking everything that's going. |
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I'm ok now Crippen my name's do wah DIDDY not Dr Crippen he won't be scared of me
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I don't think your unthorough bred babies will cost much like mine if our family form is scrutinised they might have to give free tumbler glasses with them like they used to give at petrol stations to sell petrol years ago
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You should be scared of him though DwD- he's a proper doctor.
Licenced to kill. |
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And an extra money back 21 year guarantee if their not satisfied
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Dr Crippen I presume .you can presume what you like doctor but your next on my list
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I went to the doctor and told him my arm hurts if I raise it above the shoulder.
He said ''well don't raise it above your shoulder then.'' I said thanks doc. And you know he was right, it doesn't hurt if I don't raise it too high. |
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I bet if you stand on a chair you won't need to raise it that high
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When I visit my doctor he sits there half my age, baggy-eyed and pot-bellied giving me health advice, when I'm in better nick than him.
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Good advice that DwD, I'll tell my doctor next time I see him.
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My doctor always looks like five miles of bad road.
He needs to see a doctor. |
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When I visit the horse racing forum there's people half my age and pot bellied giving me advice on what to back .
I just sit here and think of Bridget Bardoe and how she's let herself go.its better than listening to them |
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Mrs Nick went with her mother to the hospital on Monday. It was the first time she'd seen this particular consultant.
She googled him and discovered that over a hundred people are in the process of suing him and trying to get him struck off. He's been barred from performing certain operations and undertaking any private work. |
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I've got to go now I need to comb my air before I go to the doctors
(I know what your thinking. he said the appointments not until 5.40 IT doesn't take an hour and 5mins to comb your hair) NO BUT IT TAKES ME AN HOUR TO FIND THE COMB |
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Nick just before I go tell your wife to take no notice of them.theres hundreds on here whose tried to get me banned and I'm no threat to anyone's life.
Some people just want to cause trouble |
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PPS just before I go when Salford opened their first space observation laboratory in 500Bc near the smallpox cemetery for unmarried mothers .There was over 150 signitures on a petition to the council to get pythagorass barred from the building when he stated that the earth was round .he was out of his mind with worry and then when he started talking about the square on the hypotenuse of a triangle .they really had it in for him
The council got rid of him and we all know that they were jealous because the lady in the canteen gave him a free breakfast enjoy had to pay Don't listen to gossip and jealous people There's people today who don't understand pythagorass but they don't write to the council |
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PPS some eminent people say he could have discovered America before Christopher Columbus
If they hadn't deported him back to Greece |
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It is a well known fact that Einstein said the rubic cube was inspired by Pythagoras when he was sat playing with a square OXO cube in his dinner break in the laboratory
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He tried to make the cube turn but the OXO kept breaking into tiny pieces
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Ppppps Einstein wasn't as clever as he made out.
He only started being clever at formulas .because he couldn't spell long words |
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He got a D for geography on his school report
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He had to work as a scientist on his own because he couldn't get a proper job with all that messy hair.They said he was too scruffy
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get off with ya - you'll be late
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There's still lots of people who don't understand what he was talking about and think he's a con man
You can't proove him wrong if you don't know what he's on about |
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Delta to do wah DIDDY are you recieving me copy
Yes I m recieving you Delta . My truck has a flat tyre .and all the immigrants are climbing in the back Where are you do wah DIDDY Calais No Blackpool six inflatable bananas are being pulled by a speed boat from a beach on the continent .the good news is that three quarters of them of them have fallen off the bananas I knew this would happen these people will try anything to get in Britain and get their free bus pass and warm house payment from the goverment and electric bill refund from their energy company those on Benefits |
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The doctors is facing my flat that's why they phone me up when theve got a cancelled appointment because I'm only one Min away .they even phone me up when there's nothing up with me to see if I'd like an appointment as they like me I think
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Time to go eight mins to go
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I know how everyone is worried about me .I can feel the compassion comeing through my I pad .the lady doctor told me next year to mention my concerns if I decide to have it never year .
The heart monitor that was attached to me for 24 hours recorded that I had some irregular heart beats and said it's. Nothing to worry about but is refering me to a heart specialist at the hospital.she said he might not even bother to see me I don't won't you to worry that's why I've issued this Bullitin and I hope this has made you feel better .I don't want anyone to worry about me while your still gambling |
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I know how some of you worry when there's an outage on betfair nevermind my irregular heart beat
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If I ever die send no flowers .just a donation to the poor house for compulsive degenerate compulsive gamblers please .
But what ever you do dont leave yourself short for a bet |
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Yes what ever you do make sure you got money for a bet . Dont think you've got to make a donation to a worth while cause just because some ones died I don't want you sat there for days on end looking at four walls with no no money to have a bet or buy food like i do
I don't want you to worry about how your going to make I put of pot noodles last 4 days when you've lost your pention gambling Especially if your like me and you won't steal from the supermarket because you've got a concience . |
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Don't worry there's lots of people who don't put in the charity box at funerals and cremations . Not all tight people are gamblers or drunks there everywhere
I don't won't to know how much is in the donation box for the poorhouse for degenerate gamblers because it would upset me with all the forged notes and I o u s And foreign low denomination foreign coins |
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Even the Rasputin the mad monk appreciation society gets more donations than the poor house to degenerate compulsive gamblers
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Rasputin killed people for fun .
Gamblers only do it when their skint |
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A little known fact that is not broadcast by these white supremacists is that the majority of gamblers in prison are not Muslims .but white gamblers
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Another little known fact is that years ago gambling men spent their children's school diner money on gambling .that's why the children in them days were skinny .not because there was no McDonald's or Kentucky fried chicken outlets
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Men in them days had depression because they couldn't make their minds up wether to spend the little money they had on beer or gambling
There was no supermarkets in them days to steal a bottle of whisky from |
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You couldn't go in a bank in them days and say to wanted a credit card to update your bathroom
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You had to pinch the money out of your gas or electric meter
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