ALL the one pound Easter eggs have been sold in Morrisons

When I was in engineering I had two machines to operate the other men had one and for years I worked hard and earnt the most bonus by far well more than anyone else I was the king .They all spent their money on nice semi detached houses and had nice homes.

I lived in a house that was that damp I put drawing pins in the wall paper so it wouldn't falll off.the roof used to leak and I used to climb up into the very small opening in the loft with pitch to try and fix it in my underpants .I then come down and got in my tin bath which I hung up on our outside toilet in the late 50s

The ceiling in the other bedroom was that old it was angling down .my ex wife said don't like it it will fall down but because I don't listen to anyone I poked it and it all fell down .

At night I would get in bed and hear the rain dripping in through the roof

Everybody else at work who was normal  didn't gamble much they all had nice homes and they were on much less than me .I was the top earner and lived in a two up two down terraced house in Boston that I rented .

Later I did the markets and had two shops and made a fortune but I'm still the nutter who has to risk all or nothing and lost the lot as well as loosing myself and my family now 70
I've learnt nothing and will not stop until the day I die .

This is not a story looking for sympathy it's a story of a mad man who is in a world of his own

  Wiil all be Going for 10p Monday

In the late 70s not 50s as stated above

In gorton that I rented. Not Boston above

so if your not looking for sympathy do wah diddy what's your point.

The point is that those of you who think theres a load of nutters out there.your right but I'm that much of a nutter I think I'm one of the nicest you could ever meet

I'm a compulsive gambler and a recovering alcoholic and i still look at people thinking I know where their going wrong and they should listen to me.i look at loads and think look at the state of that

When I joined aa and GA .I wanted to tell them where they were going wrong .I'm not just fed up of everyone else but I'm that fair minded that I'm even fed up of my self .I don't just call other people i call myself also. I'm that fair of a person but even saying that they all get on my nerves more than I get on my own

I'm a compulsive gambler and a recovering alcoholic and i still look at people thinking I know where their going wrong and they should listen to me.i look at loads and think look at the state of that

When I joined aa and GA .I wanted to tell them where they were going wrong .I'm not just fed up of everyone else but I'm that fair minded that I'm even fed up of my self .I don't just call other people i call myself also. I'm that fair of a person but even saying that they all get on my nerves more than I get on my own

I'm sure it would be a lot easier for every body else to change to suit me rather than me change to suit them

Even though I've been advised to change .but that is impossible and not only that but i wont

I'm not leaving my head head to science I don't want anyone to get a transplant and walk about with what's inside it .I'm sure if I can't cope with it then these lesser mortals have no chance

But then again this shows what a nice nutter I am by not wanting anyone else to have it even if it's free

Just remember when your in Morrisons looking at people buying cheap Easter eggs to stay well clear of them just incase it's me

Good night i think I've said  more than enough

Stop knocking yourself DWD - you always come across as one of life`s good guys. Happy Easter!

no racing Good Fryday



maybe knot

If you want to learn about gambling ask the guy with no shirt, nobody knows more than him.

Do wa  one of the forums good eggs imo ,slightly cracked but yolk intact ,cream of the clutch ,never calls his geese swans and no bantam weight when it comes to keeping the double yolkers in check .keep your pecker up m8 .Happy Easter ,hope to see you in church on Sunday .

You still have time. Reach out to the good Lord.

Happy Easter.

It's actually worse when you CAN'T hear the rain when it's dripping through the roof, believe me.

Do belligerent ghouls still run Manchester schools

DIDDY,

I don't want to pile on the hurt, but I was in a branch of Morrisons yesterday and they were GIVING away some of the £1 Smarties Ester Eggs to customers who were checking out their groceries.

I was trying to find the shortest checkout queue and as I did so I saw three of their staff (one with a loudhailer) with a pile of Easter Eggs. The one with the loudhailer shouted "The winner of this free Easter Egg is in Lane 5.  I had actually started to queue in Lane 6, so I saw the prize giving handover and hoped I might be in line for the next one by the time I came to check out my goods. The next prize went to some herbert in Lane 2, and as by then I had started to pack my groceries away, I assumed my chance had gone.

Thinking quickly I then slowed down my grocery-packing activity to almost a standstill, probably annoying the couple behind me. My foresight and initiative were rightly rewarded though as I heard the unforgettable sound of "The winner of this Easter Egg is in Lane 6". I didn't look up or give any sign of celebration though, just in case they gave it to the couple behind me. Happily as I was bagging up the last of my groceries away (a six-pack of Tiger Baps) the presentation team approached me and advised me I was the new owner of a Smarties Easter Egg. I declined their offer of a photo opportunity, but was happy to accept the free Easter Egg.

I won't be putting the Easter Egg in a food bank, or donating it to the poor or Climate Change Protestors. No, hopefully I'll be enjoying it on Easter Sunday, maybe with an episode of 'Line of Duty'.

And isn't it good to type the words "Easter Egg" when in recent years some imbeciles have tried to erase Easter traditions, just in case it might upset some Peace-Loving type who in their dreams wants to bomb British concert buildings.

I feel your pain Diddy, but be pleased for me at least.

Have a good Easter despite it all.

Kindest regards as always

And isn't it good to type the words "Easter Egg" when in recent years some imbeciles have tried to erase Easter traditions, just in case it might upset some Peace-Loving type who in their dreams wants to bomb British concert buildings.

A thread about £1 Easter Eggs and this guy wants to have his little hateful dig. He claims he is a good Christian no doubt.

Love thy neighbour as thyself alun@hate

God bless you

Yes todays not the day for that whispering

You do sound a nice man diddy, and actually of some substance

But alcohol and gambling brought you down

But I am glad you stayed nice, Happy Easter

I am lucky I like gambling and alcohol but not too much...that is your cross do wah diddy

Bit of a bugger life at times really

I never knew that tigers had baps

Good afternoon DWD on Good Friday.

Bit of a bugger life at times really

smiley sb doo wah diddy

I only use when I am referring to myself

Perhaps they will put out more £1 Easter Eggs later

I ordered two from Thorntons online. The delivery was prompt, but the eggs were badly broken, melted and fused in transit; received a refund, but never again.

Who could have thought that an Easter egg could have brought us all together on a good Friday .on a betting forum

Every single one who has posted on this thread is like the good Samaritan

They have seen a fellow man in distress and not walked on the other side and ignored him  but come to help him .

This is an apt thread for a good Friday .blesshead are those who look after the weak on a gambling forum