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Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning . Don't they have better things to do than get the door shut in their faces all weekend?
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And they do no more witnessing than the ERG does researching.
I must admit I do admire their effort even though I think they spout shi t. I should think 0.01% for door to door conversions would be a very generous rate, yet on they go. Felt sorry for the poor kid dragged along though, was probably only 12 or so 
The ones i got were better dressed than most who attend weddings, immaculate.
I believe it's part of the religion to evangelise and even to spend a time (a year?) doing missionary work - i.e. spreading the word.
I wonder if any fish are good enough for them?
I wonder if any fish are good enough for them?
I had the experience once of answering the door to one and it was someone I'd went to school with.
His conversion was not successful.
His conversion was not successful.
I'm not having anyone telling me what bread I can and can't eat.
Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning
I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
Took a second then
Took a second then
If you live in an area without Jehova's, are you allowed to claim back your WP scheme money?
I can see another scandal unfolding.
I can see another scandal unfolding.
JW was telling me about a Rachel in the bible who give birth to a son when she was 860........he said it with a straight face
Just shows you how bad NHS cuts are that they've stopped allowing fertility treatment for those over 750.
Should have enough to get it private by then if you've been even slightly canny with your pension pot.
The advantage of living to 860 is you could get to meet your
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grea... grandchildren.
Given the exponential expansion of the seed of your ovaries you'd have a right b*gger of a time remembering all their names, and trying to buy every one of them a christmas present would bankrupt the saudi royal family.
Which is why of course the Jehovah's don't celebrate christmas. For sound fiscal reasons.
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grea... grandchildren.
Given the exponential expansion of the seed of your ovaries you'd have a right b*gger of a time remembering all their names, and trying to buy every one of them a christmas present would bankrupt the saudi royal family.
Which is why of course the Jehovah's don't celebrate christmas. For sound fiscal reasons.
You'd still be around to give a distant descendants head a shake if he turned out to be a teet like Dyer.
I just usually tell people to repent and believe........so repent and believe.
You may have more success with "stand and deliver".
I'll tell you why people don't believe............vessels of wrath fitted to destruction.
I'm not sure I've even pented, never mind want to try it again.
You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
proportionately significantly more than 15 minutes
The earths rotation is slowing over time. Maybe in those days it was whirling like a spinning top?
If it was spinning that quick how did they keep their food down?
If people were feeling rollercoaster sick all the time and off their food that would make Jesus's feeding of the multitude far less impressive.
Maybe he just conjured up a family pack of fish fingers and 2 loaves of Hovis.
Maybe he just conjured up a family pack of fish fingers and 2 loaves of Hovis.
He imported a crate of american superchickens.
Jehovah witnesses don't believe in evolution and think in the absurdity of a young earth in the thousands of years not billions.
You Anti-Christ's remember...............you believe we evolved from fish...........by randomness and chaos.........
dick......you think a talking snake is more plausible??
To be fair, PMP, we've all met a few talking snakes in our time..........anyway back to 'who has the best invisible friend in the sky.
If only one person in the world believed in a god we would lock him up under the mental health act.Its only because so many believe the fairy tale they get a free pass.
Not surprising really, not so many hundred years ago, they also believed the world was flat, some still do!.
Q: if the world is flat, what is underneath??.....maybe the Devils house..
Later.
Q: if the world is flat, what is underneath??.....maybe the Devils house.
.Later.
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