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Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning . Don't they have better things to do than get the door shut in their faces all weekend?
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Nutters.
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And they do no more witnessing than the ERG does researching.
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I must admit I do admire their effort even though I think they spout shi t. I should think 0.01% for door to door conversions would be a very generous rate, yet on they go. Felt sorry for the poor kid dragged along though, was probably only 12 or so
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The ones i got were better dressed than most who attend weddings, immaculate.
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Commando underneath.
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I believe it's part of the religion to evangelise and even to spend a time (a year?) doing missionary work - i.e. spreading the word.
I wonder if any fish are good enough for them? |
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I had the experience once of answering the door to one and it was someone I'd went to school with.
His conversion was not successful. |
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I'm not having anyone telling me what bread I can and can't eat.
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Haven't had one come knocking for a while but disturbed me this morning
I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme. |
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I haven't had this problem since I joined the Witness Protection Scheme.
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If you live in an area without Jehova's, are you allowed to claim back your WP scheme money?
I can see another scandal unfolding. |
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JW was telling me about a Rachel in the bible who give birth to a son when she was 860........he said it with a straight face
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How old was the son?
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Just shows you how bad NHS cuts are that they've stopped allowing fertility treatment for those over 750.
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Should have enough to get it private by then if you've been even slightly canny with your pension pot.
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The advantage of living to 860 is you could get to meet your
great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren. Given the exponential expansion of the seed of your ovaries you'd have a right b*gger of a time remembering all their names, and trying to buy every one of them a christmas present would bankrupt the saudi royal family. Which is why of course the Jehovah's don't celebrate christmas. For sound fiscal reasons. |
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You'd still be around to give a distant descendants head a shake if he turned out to be a teet like Dyer.
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I just usually tell people to repent and believe........so repent and believe.
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You may have more success with "stand and deliver".
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I'll tell you why people don't believe............vessels of wrath fitted to destruction.
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I'm not sure I've even pented, never mind want to try it again.
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You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
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You get Christians arguing on youtube that people like noah in the bible did live to 900plus.You feel like giving them a good shake.
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he had his 40 days of fame
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proportionately significantly more than 15 minutes
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The earths rotation is slowing over time. Maybe in those days it was whirling like a spinning top?
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If it was spinning that quick how did they keep their food down?
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If people were feeling rollercoaster sick all the time and off their food that would make Jesus's feeding of the multitude far less impressive.
Maybe he just conjured up a family pack of fish fingers and 2 loaves of Hovis. |
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He imported a crate of american superchickens.
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Jehovah witnesses don't believe in evolution and think in the absurdity of a young earth in the thousands of years not billions.
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You Anti-Christ's remember...............you believe we evolved from fish...........by randomness and chaos.........
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dick......you think a talking snake is more plausible??
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One-eyed trouser won?
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To be fair, PMP, we've all met a few talking snakes in our time..........anyway back to 'who has the best invisible friend in the sky.
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If only one person in the world believed in a god we would lock him up under the mental health act.Its only because so many believe the fairy tale they get a free pass.
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Not surprising really, not so many hundred years ago, they also believed the world was flat, some still do!.
Q: if the world is flat, what is underneath??.....maybe the Devils house. .Later.  |