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17 Apr 18
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Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”, they arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies " thats me when I played for Juventus !
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Brilliant
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Has it been on air yet?
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winning the oaks & the derby would be quite a feat
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not for a filly
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Lol, brilliant.
(Signorinetta won the 1908 Derby, at 100-1, two days before winning the Oaks.) |
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He didn't say it was Epsom Oaks or Derby... Could have meant French or Irish.... just saying
 Personally take every thing i hear in pups from complete strangers as probable BS... |
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Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" horse says "nah, never even got placed, ended up tailed off in a Sedgefield seller”, they arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I don't want to make this guy feel inadequate" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies " thats me when I played for Newcastle !
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Grimsby
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Has it been on air yet?
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Yes..this morning
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Saw this about two weeks ago my nephew lives in spain put it up
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that's a 60 year old joke ffs. saw similar in a rag mag about '61.
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