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17 Apr 18
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Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" horse says "yeah on the flat I won the Oaks, St. Leger and the Derby and over the jumps I won the Grand National and the Gold Cup”, they arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I need to impress this guy he's done everything" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies " thats me when I played for Juventus !
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Lol, brilliant.
(Signorinetta won the 1908 Derby, at 100-1, two days before winning the Oaks.)
(Signorinetta won the 1908 Derby, at 100-1, two days before winning the Oaks.)
Apr 18, 2018 -- 11:25PM, Capt__F wrote:
not for a filly
Eh? it would be freekin' miraculous these days to win both on consecutive days
He didn't say it was Epsom Oaks or Derby... Could have meant French or Irish.... just saying 
Personally take every thing i hear in pups from complete strangers as probable BS...
Personally take every thing i hear in pups from complete strangers as probable BS...
Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach" , then he asks "did you win anything" horse says "nah, never even got placed, ended up tailed off in a Sedgefield seller”, they arrange to meet at the donkey's house a week later, donkey thinks, "I don't want to make this guy feel inadequate" , so he buys a big picture of a zebra and hangs it above the fireplace, the horse arrives and says "lovely place you have here and who's that in the picture on the wall", donkey replies " thats me when I played for Newcastle !
Saw this about two weeks ago my nephew lives in spain put it up
good one though
good one though
that's a 60 year old joke ffs. saw similar in a rag mag about '61.
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