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The Leopard
11 Apr 18 16:26
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There's a car in my area that has not been washed for looks like 1 year.

Someone has written "Please clean me" on the bonnet for 3 weeks.

Any suggestions?
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Report Percy Filth April 11, 2018 4:34 PM BST
No
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 4:41 PM BST
Come on....have a think !
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 4:43 PM BST
I love comments written on dirty cars/vans

Saw one recently on a van "also available in white" Laugh
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 4:44 PM BST
"not as dirty as my wife"
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 4:47 PM BST
"There is beauty everywhere"

Was previously on the bonnet
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 5:06 PM BST
I wondered why it was unwashed for so long :

1. Guy is depressed and can't be bothered
2. He doesn't have enough money for a car wash (£3 basic)
3. He's a passive aggressive socio-path who has found a cunning plan to annoy as many people as possible
Report Roquebrune April 11, 2018 5:17 PM BST
Leopard,you should get out more Laugh
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 5:27 PM BST
I may do.....I'm thinking of going out in the dead of night and washing it .....that will teach him !
Report saddo April 11, 2018 5:33 PM BST
Are you Jon Richardson?
Report leazes67 April 11, 2018 5:56 PM BST
It's your car isn't it Leopard?
Report Roquebrune April 11, 2018 5:57 PM BST
Laugh
Report leazes67 April 11, 2018 6:00 PM BST
1. Guy is depressed and can't be bothered..tick
2. He doesn't have enough money for a car wash (£3 basic)...tick
3. He's a passive aggressive socio-path who has found a cunning plan to annoy as many people as possible...tick
Yep definitely Leopard.
Report Latalomne April 11, 2018 6:01 PM BST
Mate of mine has a clinical obsession with cleaning his car.  Cleaning anything, actually.  Makes absolutely no sense to me at all.
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 6:03 PM BST

Apr 11, 2018 -- 5:56PM, leazes67 wrote:


It's your car isn't it Leopard?


Nope....unfortunately not....then the car would be clean.

Report Lady Faye Verrit April 11, 2018 6:20 PM BST
Does he clean the windows, lights and number plates?

If not, he is breaking the law, so report him, if it will make you feel good!
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 6:24 PM BST
There are clean.....I wouldn't report him...I'm not that type of person.
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 6:25 PM BST
*They
Report leazes67 April 11, 2018 6:29 PM BST
Can you see it from your window?
Report Roquebrune April 11, 2018 6:31 PM BST
No,his windows are filthy Laugh
Report leazes67 April 11, 2018 6:32 PM BST
Laugh
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 6:48 PM BST
We have a new mini clubman which my good lady drives most of the time which we keep pretty spotless. And then there's my fishing car, an 05 plate Mitsubishi space star which I use to go to the dump or the odd car boot, was also used by my builders last year to save money on a skip when they were finishing the job. It's primary use however is for me to go fishing in, as it spends most of its life in the country lanes of Sussex I see no need to clean it. The only time I..............sorry my local Romanian community wash it is just before it goes in for an MOT so it vaguely resembles something that's been looked after. Tyres, brakes and wipers etc are always maintained but other than that I intend driving it until it dies ! Don't think the neighbours are to impressed but fxxk em. You don't live in Sussex do you Leopard LaughLaughLaughLaughLaugh
Report moisok April 11, 2018 6:48 PM BST
ray cyst
Report moisok April 11, 2018 6:49 PM BST
use a very cruel person dan - you should not treat a defenceless thing like that
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 6:51 PM BST
It starts first time every time so it must love me. Recently did a 350 mile round trip to do a spot of Barbel fishing, never missed a beat. Unlike the Barbel who didn't want to come out to play Sad
Report akabula April 11, 2018 6:56 PM BST
Aunty Post would have washed it without seeking advice.
Report Roquebrune April 11, 2018 6:57 PM BST
With a wreck like that,I don't blame the barbel.
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 7:02 PM BST
It's not a wreck just dirty, keeps running and that's all that matters Cool
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 7:03 PM BST
I live in Ealing ufcdan.....mostly clean and tidy here.
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 7:03 PM BST
Anyway Roquebrune it's not the car, it's my fishing skills or lack thereof that could be the problem Cry
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 7:06 PM BST
Used to live in Queens Walk many moons ago. Having moved from Acton town, Ealing was the promised land Cool used to fish the Grand Union canal at Alperton, went to school there as well.
Report Roquebrune April 11, 2018 7:06 PM BST
dan,do you use a rod and line yet,or are you still using a net on the end of a cane? Laugh
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 7:09 PM BST
at his age definitely the latter
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 7:16 PM BST
Queens Walk.....were you one of the nuns at that Catholic lodge ?
Report The Leopard April 11, 2018 7:17 PM BST
^ Capitanio Sisters
Report paulypaul April 11, 2018 7:32 PM BST
UFCDAN, where do you fish in Sussex?
Report moisok April 11, 2018 7:34 PM BST
grenade
Report moisok April 11, 2018 7:35 PM BST
Limbo mortar
Report SlippyBlue April 11, 2018 7:41 PM BST
I absolutely love going fishing as well ufcdan. 2 or 3 times each Summer my brother and I and two of his chefs charter a boat from Littlehampton in West Sussex and we go fishing for plaice and mackerel to bring back to his pub and put it on the menu the same day. We always catch more than enough to pay for all the expenses and it's a good laugh as well. The skipper plays a bit of Pink Floyd and we have a few cold ones as well of course, a great day out.
Report Facts April 11, 2018 7:48 PM BST
Like it Happy
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:08 PM BST
UFCDAN, where do you fish in Sussex?

Mainly on the river Rother at Coultershaw mill, Shopham bridge and Fittleworth pauly when it's the river season. Still waters I go to Petworth park, Mill farm and Alderwood.
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:10 PM BST
As for you other kn0bs I'll have you know I now have a carbon fibre handle for my net and an extra large jam jar Cool
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:13 PM BST
Leopard my old girl was a warden for a retirement home, we hear the Pittshanger laneend if my memory serves me right. A long time ago.............although it was a quick journey to where I am now Sad
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:15 PM BST
http://www.bluechipholidays.co.uk/devon/honiton/waters-edge-lakeview-manor

Have a butchers at this fishing gaff guys; booked it for 4 nights in September, several lakes available to fish too. Outside hot tub... all I need now is the weather!
Report lfc1971 April 11, 2018 8:19 PM BST
Someone should wipe please wash me off that car, very rude
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:20 PM BST
Hope they don't. I'm going to draw a big c0ck and b@lls on my car tomorrow Excited
Report SlippyBlue April 11, 2018 8:21 PM BST
That looks absolutely marvelous Aspro, you'll have a great time there no doubt.
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:22 PM BST
My missus has just chipped in asking what I'm going to base that on Sad I really don't like her very much Plain
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:23 PM BST
Having a mini seems appropriate now Dan
Report lfc1971 April 11, 2018 8:23 PM BST
that's fine ufcdan that's not rude
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:24 PM BST
Hope so Slippy, searched for waterside cabin and many around the UK but settled on this one
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:27 PM BST
Two things Aspro, one you wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wart and secondly it was big enough to fill up two prams CoolWink
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:28 PM BST
Laugh
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:31 PM BST
Anyway how did this thread get from a dirty car to the size of my old chap Shocked
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:32 PM BST
It was perverted... or was that diverted Confused
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:43 PM BST
Well I suppose the thread was about filth !
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:47 PM BST
One of my favourite TV stints, the three f's...

Football, films & filth Grin
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:48 PM BST
... the latter preferably when I'm alone Plain
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:48 PM BST
Talking of filth, you fancy your mob against City this weekend Aspro ?
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:49 PM BST
Yeah I do actually; all jokes aside, if we can beat your mob at the Bridge I'm sure we can give them a run for their money at home (so-to-speak)
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:49 PM BST
I'll probably back you lot draw no bet
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 8:51 PM BST
I doubt I'll get involved
Report ufcdan April 11, 2018 8:52 PM BST
Fxxk me comparing us to City, said elsewhere you beating us is like getting hold of Kate Bush now. I'm sure she's a lovely girl but she aint the same as her Babuska days Plain
Report Aspro April 11, 2018 9:00 PM BST
If I'm being honest I was happy to keep the 5 point gap and walk away with a draw; even more so when you went in front. The banter must flow freely but the realist in me knows that was a good three points for us and only the most optimistic saw a victory before kick-off.

As for Kate Bush... neither are we?
Report wit-ham April 12, 2018 11:13 AM BST
Enter it for the Turner prize
Report Barry Conway April 12, 2018 11:30 AM BST
https://www.turtlewax.com/
Report ufcdan April 13, 2018 5:09 PM BST
Going out tonight with some old neighbours from our last house, will drive to the restaurant but in case I have a few to many I leave the car there. Not leaving our mini for the local yobs to scratch up so taking the battle wagon. With that in mind got my local Romanians to clean it inside and out. Got to say not a bad looking car when clean LaughLaugh
Report Aspro April 13, 2018 5:25 PM BST
Pizza hut is usually quite busy on a Friday night
Report ufcdan April 13, 2018 5:39 PM BST
Your a snob Aspro I cont afford fancy food like that Plain
Report Aspro April 13, 2018 5:44 PM BST
I've been called a lot of things in my life but never that Laugh
Report The_KAMIKAZEE_DRINKING_MACHINE April 14, 2018 1:55 AM BST
Unwashed car Larry David style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_MZHMs8xZo
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