Unwashed car

No

Come on....have a think !

I love comments written on dirty cars/vans

Saw one recently on a van "also available in white"

"not as dirty as my wife"

"There is beauty everywhere"

Was previously on the bonnet

I wondered why it was unwashed for so long :

1. Guy is depressed and can't be bothered
2. He doesn't have enough money for a car wash (£3 basic)
3. He's a passive aggressive socio-path who has found a cunning plan to annoy as many people as possible

Leopard,you should get out more

I may do.....I'm thinking of going out in the dead of night and washing it .....that will teach him !

Are you Jon Richardson?

It's your car isn't it Leopard?

1. Guy is depressed and can't be bothered..tick
2. He doesn't have enough money for a car wash (£3 basic)...tick
3. He's a passive aggressive socio-path who has found a cunning plan to annoy as many people as possible...tick
Yep definitely Leopard.

Mate of mine has a clinical obsession with cleaning his car.  Cleaning anything, actually.  Makes absolutely no sense to me at all.

Apr 11, 2018 -- 5:56PM, leazes67 wrote:

It's your car isn't it Leopard?

Nope....unfortunately not....then the car would be clean.

Does he clean the windows, lights and number plates?

If not, he is breaking the law, so report him, if it will make you feel good!

There are clean.....I wouldn't report him...I'm not that type of person.

*They

Can you see it from your window?

No,his windows are filthy

We have a new mini clubman which my good lady drives most of the time which we keep pretty spotless. And then there's my fishing car, an 05 plate Mitsubishi space star which I use to go to the dump or the odd car boot, was also used by my builders last year to save money on a skip when they were finishing the job. It's primary use however is for me to go fishing in, as it spends most of its life in the country lanes of Sussex I see no need to clean it. The only time I..............sorry my local Romanian community wash it is just before it goes in for an MOT so it vaguely resembles something that's been looked after. Tyres, brakes and wipers etc are always maintained but other than that I intend driving it until it dies ! Don't think the neighbours are to impressed but fxxk em. You don't live in Sussex do you Leopard

ray cyst

use a very cruel person dan - you should not treat a defenceless thing like that

It starts first time every time so it must love me. Recently did a 350 mile round trip to do a spot of Barbel fishing, never missed a beat. Unlike the Barbel who didn't want to come out to play

Aunty Post would have washed it without seeking advice.

With a wreck like that,I don't blame the barbel.

It's not a wreck just dirty, keeps running and that's all that matters

I live in Ealing ufcdan.....mostly clean and tidy here.

Anyway Roquebrune it's not the car, it's my fishing skills or lack thereof that could be the problem

Used to live in Queens Walk many moons ago. Having moved from Acton town, Ealing was the promised land used to fish the Grand Union canal at Alperton, went to school there as well.

dan,do you use a rod and line yet,or are you still using a net on the end of a cane?

at his age definitely the latter

Queens Walk.....were you one of the nuns at that Catholic lodge ?

^ Capitanio Sisters

UFCDAN, where do you fish in Sussex?

grenade

Limbo mortar

I absolutely love going fishing as well ufcdan. 2 or 3 times each Summer my brother and I and two of his chefs charter a boat from Littlehampton in West Sussex and we go fishing for plaice and mackerel to bring back to his pub and put it on the menu the same day. We always catch more than enough to pay for all the expenses and it's a good laugh as well. The skipper plays a bit of Pink Floyd and we have a few cold ones as well of course, a great day out.

Like it

UFCDAN, where do you fish in Sussex?

Mainly on the river Rother at Coultershaw mill, Shopham bridge and Fittleworth pauly when it's the river season. Still waters I go to Petworth park, Mill farm and Alderwood.

As for you other kn0bs I'll have you know I now have a carbon fibre handle for my net and an extra large jam jar

Leopard my old girl was a warden for a retirement home, we hear the Pittshanger laneend if my memory serves me right. A long time ago.............although it was a quick journey to where I am now

http://www.bluechipholidays.co.uk/devon/honiton/waters-edge-lakeview-manor

Have a butchers at this fishing gaff guys; booked it for 4 nights in September, several lakes available to fish too. Outside hot tub... all I need now is the weather!

Someone should wipe please wash me off that car, very rude

Hope they don't. I'm going to draw a big c0ck and b@lls on my car tomorrow

That looks absolutely marvelous Aspro, you'll have a great time there no doubt.

My missus has just chipped in asking what I'm going to base that on I really don't like her very much

Having a mini seems appropriate now Dan

that's fine ufcdan that's not rude

Hope so Slippy, searched for waterside cabin and many around the UK but settled on this one

Two things Aspro, one you wouldn't want it on the end of your nose as a wart and secondly it was big enough to fill up two prams

Anyway how did this thread get from a dirty car to the size of my old chap

It was perverted... or was that diverted

Well I suppose the thread was about filth !

One of my favourite TV stints, the three f's...

Football, films & filth

... the latter preferably when I'm alone

Talking of filth, you fancy your mob against City this weekend Aspro ?

Yeah I do actually; all jokes aside, if we can beat your mob at the Bridge I'm sure we can give them a run for their money at home (so-to-speak)

I'll probably back you lot draw no bet

I doubt I'll get involved

Fxxk me comparing us to City, said elsewhere you beating us is like getting hold of Kate Bush now. I'm sure she's a lovely girl but she aint the same as her Babuska days

If I'm being honest I was happy to keep the 5 point gap and walk away with a draw; even more so when you went in front. The banter must flow freely but the realist in me knows that was a good three points for us and only the most optimistic saw a victory before kick-off.

As for Kate Bush... neither are we?

Enter it for the Turner prize

https://www.turtlewax.com/

Going out tonight with some old neighbours from our last house, will drive to the restaurant but in case I have a few to many I leave the car there. Not leaving our mini for the local yobs to scratch up so taking the battle wagon. With that in mind got my local Romanians to clean it inside and out. Got to say not a bad looking car when clean

Pizza hut is usually quite busy on a Friday night

Your a snob Aspro I cont afford fancy food like that

I've been called a lot of things in my life but never that

Unwashed car Larry David style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_MZHMs8xZo