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Material possessions,the weather, my brother has just bought a new Porsche, right that's the small talk out of the way do you fancy a feck?
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My names Dick ...do ya like it
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"i just tell them to get their coat they are coming home with me"
This wouldn't work in Newcastle. |
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most women down your average boozer have coats all right - shiny ones infested with tics.
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I would say 'let me be your personal pilot on the journey to planet ecstasy'.
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I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
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Roses are red
Violets are blue We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you. |
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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proposal="would you like to be buried with my family?"
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Fcckk me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Sandra?
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I know you are having a laugh, but unless you are naturally witty, I would stick to just being normal. As I have so often said before act like you are speaking to your sister i.e no bad language, no sex talk, etc etc.
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You remind me of my next girlfriend.
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similarly.
"You look like my 2nd wife" reply is always, "how many times you been married then?" "Once" |
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The more direct path was preferred in my day.
Love your dress. It would look fantastic on my bedroom floor. |
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I tried a similar line aka, replaced bedroom with restaurant. Do you think I was a tad too direct. Oh, and there was no second date.
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YOU HAVE LOVELY EYES
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Wow
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"What's your name". Reply - Chantelle Marie Antoinette
chat up line - "that was my mother's name" |
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Sit on my face and i'll eat my way to your heart
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I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was that made you stand out from the crowd. I thought at first it was because your eyes are a little bit too close together or your arse is so big, but now I think it's probably your funny teeth.
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