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The best i heard was from the motor racer Eddie Irvine .When an interviewer asked him what was his best chat up line for pulling all the attractive models that would hang out of his arm at the formula one parties ,the millionaire swiftly replied "i just tell them to get their coat they are coming home with me"
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Material possessions,the weather, my brother has just bought a new Porsche, right that's the small talk out of the way do you fancy a feck?
"i just tell them to get their coat they are coming home with me"
This wouldn't work in Newcastle.
This wouldn't work in Newcastle.
most women down your average boozer have coats all right - shiny ones infested with tics.
I would say 'let me be your personal pilot on the journey to planet ecstasy'.
I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex
'cause I'm stronger than you.
Violets are blue
We're having sex
'cause I'm stronger than you.
proposal="would you like to be buried with my family?"
I know you are having a laugh, but unless you are naturally witty, I would stick to just being normal. As I have so often said before act like you are speaking to your sister i.e no bad language, no sex talk, etc etc.
similarly.
"You look like my 2nd wife"
reply is always, "how many times you been married then?"
"Once"
"You look like my 2nd wife"
reply is always, "how many times you been married then?"
"Once"
The more direct path was preferred in my day.
Love your dress. It would look fantastic on my bedroom floor.
Love your dress. It would look fantastic on my bedroom floor.
I tried a similar line aka, replaced bedroom with restaurant. Do you think I was a tad too direct. Oh, and there was no second date.
"What's your name". Reply - Chantelle Marie Antoinette
chat up line - "that was my mother's name"
chat up line - "that was my mother's name"
I couldn't quite put my finger on what it was that made you stand out from the crowd. I thought at first it was because your eyes are a little bit too close together or your arse is so big, but now I think it's probably your funny teeth.
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