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bigH
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I accidentally farted during a pilates class last week.

Not a quiet one either. No-one laughed.
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Report Foinavon • October 28, 2017 7:31 PM BST
I told Prince Charles to feck oorf.

(he was on the telly though so might not have heard me).
Report King Louis • October 28, 2017 7:37 PM BST
I accidentally exposed myself whilst wearing an old pair of shorts. In my defence I was sitting on my own sofa when unexpected guests arrived. Also, as one gets older, the crown jewels quickly take the path of least resistance.
Report akabula • October 28, 2017 7:46 PM BST
Do you think the judge fall for that excuse KL?
Report King Louis • October 28, 2017 8:25 PM BST
I reckon most judges would understand completely. It comes to us all, sadly.
Report Capt__F • October 28, 2017 9:18 PM BST
posted on football
Report chavman • October 28, 2017 11:07 PM BST
after a prolonged bout of flatulence i followed through last night.thankfully i was indoors.
Report chavman • October 28, 2017 11:10 PM BST
she was watching eastenders on catch up;i could have 5hit in the plant pot and she wouldnt have noticed
Report saddo • October 28, 2017 11:11 PM BST
I hope Mrs chav was on hand to help out.
Report chavman • October 28, 2017 11:14 PM BST
nah it was minor,didnt even warrant a pause
Report SlippyBlue • October 28, 2017 11:17 PM BST
I bet on Palace to beat West Ham Blush To be fair though we were the better team but for the Hammers to throw us a lifeline in the last few seconds was rather a decent consolation prize. Pumphol will be seething no doubt Happy
Report Crisp77 • October 30, 2017 11:40 AM GMT
On Friday I was in Madrid city centre walking around in a Partick Thistle shirt.
Report twizzle22 • October 30, 2017 3:45 PM GMT
On that note slippy i was walking past my elderly neighbours next doors house this morning and i kindly offered to take his old dog for a walk." No thanks" he said." You West Ham supporters can't hold onto a lead"
Report screaming from beneaththewaves • October 30, 2017 4:04 PM GMT
Still safer than walking down Las Ramblas in a Leeds shirt, Crisp.
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