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I accidentally farted during a pilates class last week.
Not a quiet one either. No-one laughed.
Not a quiet one either. No-one laughed.
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I told Prince Charles to feck oorf.
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I accidentally exposed myself whilst wearing an old pair of shorts. In my defence I was sitting on my own sofa when unexpected guests arrived. Also, as one gets older, the crown jewels quickly take the path of least resistance.
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Do you think the judge fall for that excuse KL?
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I reckon most judges would understand completely. It comes to us all, sadly.
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posted on football
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after a prolonged bout of flatulence i followed through last night.thankfully i was indoors.
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she was watching eastenders on catch up;i could have 5hit in the plant pot and she wouldnt have noticed
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I hope Mrs chav was on hand to help out.
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nah it was minor,didnt even warrant a pause
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I bet on Palace to beat West Ham
 To be fair though we were the better team but for the Hammers to throw us a lifeline in the last few seconds was rather a decent consolation prize. Pumphol will be seething no doubt  |
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On Friday I was in Madrid city centre walking around in a Partick Thistle shirt.
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On that note slippy i was walking past my elderly neighbours next doors house this morning and i kindly offered to take his old dog for a walk." No thanks" he said." You West Ham supporters can't hold onto a lead"
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Still safer than walking down Las Ramblas in a Leeds shirt, Crisp.
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