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bigH
28 Oct 17 18:33
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I accidentally farted during a pilates class last week.

Not a quiet one either. No-one laughed.

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Foinavon
When: 28 Oct 17 19:31
I told Prince Charles to feck oorf.

(he was on the telly though so might not have heard me).
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King Louis
When: 28 Oct 17 19:37
I accidentally exposed myself whilst wearing an old pair of shorts. In my defence I was sitting on my own sofa when unexpected guests arrived. Also, as one gets older, the crown jewels quickly take the path of least resistance.
By:
akabula
When: 28 Oct 17 19:46
Do you think the judge fall for that excuse KL?
By:
King Louis
When: 28 Oct 17 20:25
I reckon most judges would understand completely. It comes to us all, sadly.
By:
Capt__F
When: 28 Oct 17 21:18
posted on football
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chavman
When: 28 Oct 17 23:07
after a prolonged bout of flatulence i followed through last night.thankfully i was indoors.
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chavman
When: 28 Oct 17 23:10
she was watching eastenders on catch up;i could have 5hit in the plant pot and she wouldnt have noticed
By:
saddo
When: 28 Oct 17 23:11
I hope Mrs chav was on hand to help out.
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chavman
When: 28 Oct 17 23:14
nah it was minor,didnt even warrant a pause
By:
SlippyBlue
When: 28 Oct 17 23:17
I bet on Palace to beat West Ham Blush To be fair though we were the better team but for the Hammers to throw us a lifeline in the last few seconds was rather a decent consolation prize. Pumphol will be seething no doubt Happy
By:
Crisp77
When: 30 Oct 17 12:40
On Friday I was in Madrid city centre walking around in a Partick Thistle shirt.
By:
twizzle22
When: 30 Oct 17 16:45
On that note slippy i was walking past my elderly neighbours next doors house this morning and i kindly offered to take his old dog for a walk." No thanks" he said." You West Ham supporters can't hold onto a lead"
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screaming from beneaththewaves
When: 30 Oct 17 17:04
Still safer than walking down Las Ramblas in a Leeds shirt, Crisp.
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