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dustybin
15 May 17 08:30
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Ever since recycling divided up waste into separate bins it has created a fort nightly ritual of humiliation....but only to those who have worked it out.

The distinctive sound of the crashing of beer bottles from the tipping of blue bins into the back of the refuge wagon.
Probably one in every three houses into the distance can be heard as the wagon makes its way along the road.

No way are they all picalli eaters ffs.

It's just the noticeable bi-product of an alcohol dependent nation.
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Report dustybin May 15, 2017 8:31 AM BST
Piccalilli even
Report dustybin May 15, 2017 8:45 AM BST
Refuse ffs Laugh
Report dustybin May 15, 2017 8:45 AM BST
-hic-
Report Facts May 15, 2017 9:41 AM BST
Beer bottles ? How common. Crashing of wine bottles far more harmonious imoLaugh
Report TheBaron May 15, 2017 10:31 AM BST
The latest way to get one up on the neighbours is have a collection of upmarket wine and beer bottles in the recycle box outside your house. A walk along the street before the bin lorry arrives is a must for a nosy neighbour.
Report Foinavon May 15, 2017 4:47 PM BST
Our previous neighbours had so many empties, mainly whisky and wine, they used to put some in our recycle box. They died a few years ago. All our present neighbours just drink lots of milk.
Report Percy Filth May 15, 2017 4:58 PM BST
Milk will probably kill them quicker
Report Foinavon May 15, 2017 5:05 PM BST
Possibly. They don't drink alcohol for religious reasons.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 6:45 PM BST
They empty them here at 8ish is this too early can i phone the police ?

No need at all for this
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 7:05 PM BST
Dusty- I recommend you listen to this song for  half an hour every day until you start to look forward to the refuse wagon coming to your road, thank me later.Happy

NICK LOWE -  I Love The Sound Of Breaking Glass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SURKvkjVjaY
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 7:24 PM BST
Nick Lowe has been found

Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 7:41 PM BST
Grina definite likeness.

I just looked at  up to date images of the real Nick Lowe and he's the dead spit of Barry Cryer now.Shocked
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 7:45 PM BST
All related somehow aint they Grin
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 7:56 PM BST
he's got a nice megaphone in that picture, I want a megaphone. You're aloud to used them in public places and they're quite cheap to buy off ebay. Don't know what I'd say though.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 7:58 PM BST
Laugh

Yep 100% legal

Open top tourist buses have them so i'm sure i could jump on a bus and just hold one until i work out what to shout.Never know might gather a following.
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:00 PM BST
go for it!Grin
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:00 PM BST



HUGE SELLERS RUNNING LOW
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:01 PM BST
Might need to import some from China
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:05 PM BST
I've just been watching a lot of videos on you tube recently by 'the love police' about some blokes with megaphones annoying police and security officers, they're quite funny.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:07 PM BST
That Charles Veitch guy is a shill apparently

Shill for who i don't know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXMoBTB5WEQ
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:15 PM BST
I've heard that has well, don't know if it's true or not but whatever he is they're still interesting videos, also the socialexperimentalist bloke.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:18 PM BST
I was watching some not long ago Grin he seemed to talk some truth but never seen his megaphone until now

Not sure who started the shill bit
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:25 PM BST
it would just take one p1ssed off  security officer to start a shill rumour, I think that's what's happened.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:27 PM BST
That's it one person to get him and his megaphone buddies to feck Grin

When i get going we will all be masked up and no one can call us shills we will just change masks
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:28 PM BST
I think megaphone manufactures would have done alright out off those videosHappy
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:31 PM BST
yes no laws against masks and megaphones, enjoy yourselfs.
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:32 PM BST
Every group in the UK owns them

New groups are starting every day so Megaphones are gonna be booming

Buy some and sell them but keep one for yourself
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:34 PM BST

Make my hay 15 May 17 20:31 Joined: 30 Mar 05 | Topic/replies: 8,585 | Blogger: Make my hay's blog
yes no laws against masks and megaphones, enjoy yourselfs.



We intend to

Is this a bit far


Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:35 PM BST
i'll buy one where the volume  will go up to 11
Report Make my hay May 15, 2017 8:37 PM BST
so long as you don't swear you should be alright
Report TheChaser May 15, 2017 8:49 PM BST
Is swearing frowned upon by the megaphone lads
Report Breedingmad May 15, 2017 9:07 PM BST
The last toothGrin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zl6MrAqrs
Report casemoney May 15, 2017 9:10 PM BST
I have had a few Full Green Boxes SadPlainGrin
Report Breedingmad May 15, 2017 9:14 PM BST
I'm just trying a tin of Premium Crown Lager but I very much doubt anyone with
blue blood would ever touch a tin of this Lager let alone come within sight of
a tin of it...
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