A simple google brings it up. ^^^^

Well it proves one thing, none of us grunts was using that list..

Corectomundo

what an absolute c*** this cruso is .  what was the point of that ?    like a tantrum almost 




well done Brassneck  - was almost there

Thanks to everyone who went  for this one in the spirit intended. I'm that much of a muso saddo I was going through my I-pod checking out lyrics for numbers last night - when all the time, I should have just gone to Google.

and to Cruso - I can use Google and cut and paste too:

Ideally, the title of this posting would be an endless binary number and it would scream when you opened it and then a brawny fist would shoot out from between the pages and rip the nose right off your face. As you fell to the ground squealing, the hand would hail a cab that would run over your head. A passer-by would film your death on a mobile, making it an internet phenomenon. Huge crowds of Japanese teens would gather at stadium events to m@sturbate each other as they watched it on overhead screens. This footage of your nonchalant and motiveless murder by a book would attract a billion YouTube hits and not a single sympathetic comment. In a million years a super-advanced civilisation of androids would misinterpret the film and you would become a figure in their culture analogous to a paedophile Guy Fawkes.

Through advanced scientific methods they would re-create your consciousness and you would re-live your whole life over and over again, but with all the enjoyable stuff taken out. On the day of your 18th birthday someone would hit you so hard on the back of the head with a polo mallet that your eyes would pop out. Crawling from your burning house you would have your ar$e clawed out by a mountain lion and when you reached the hospital you would be diagnosed with AIDS of the leg and cancer of your empty eye sockets.

Through a synaptic quirk you would have one image frozen in your mind so it was as if you were looking at it constantly – your long-dead Chinese stepfather’s dead @rseh0le.

The only way to treat your eyes would involve, every night just before bed, playing the screams from a horror movie loudly to encourage a wolverine to fk the sockets. Somehow its stinking c0ck would numb the holes even as its scrabbling feet shredded your face and scalp. You would continue to re-live this life in ever-increasing detail long after the universe had ended, praying for death to a God who was already dead himself.

Roger, that is quite possibly the most beautiful and heartfelt thing I've ever read on this forum. Thanks for sharing.

Happy Easter everyone (not you cruso, you're a koont).

I didn't get chance to play and thought ouch when I saw that list. What was the point? Anyone could have done that.

rogerthebutler You have just proved my vote for you on 'Cleverest thread' a shroooood choice.

On Family Guy last night they played a bit of an instrumental of "25 or 6 or 4" during the drunken night out scene.
I recognised it and couldn't help thinking of this damned thread!!
It's a brilliant song if you don't know it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E

You know Just Checking, when I saw this thread about 10 mins ago the 1st song that came into my head was 25 or 6 to 4. I saw Chicago at the Isle of Wight pop festival back in 1970 and they were brilliant. I'm going to listen to it right now.

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