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Aunty Post
31 Jan 17 12:31
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There used to be a plethora of them, but we don't seem to hear them much these days, thank God

The Fastest Milk Cart  In The The West....Benny Hill

Shaddap You  Face.....Joe Dolce

Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie

Two Little Boys (can't bring myself to type the name)!!!

There's No One Quite Like Grandma....St Winifred's School Choir

Goodness Gracious Me....Peter Sellers and Sophia Loren (I actually like this one)!

The Streak... Ray Stevens

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour....Lonnie Donegan (stupid name)!

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah.....Allan Sherman

Monster Mash....Leonard Capizzi

Five Feet High And Rising....Johnny Cash

They're coming to take me away Ha- Haaa....Jerry Samuels

A Boy Named Sue....Johnny Cash

I Wish I Could Fly....Keith Harris and Orville

Everything by The Baron Knights

Everything by Chas & Dave

Lofty....Don Estelle & Windsor Davies

Wombles Songs...all by Mike Batt

The Birdy Song.....The Tweets (Tw@ts)

Agadoo....Black Lace...Horrendous!!!

Fan Dabi Dozi..... The Krankies

Stop The Cavalry....Jona Lewie

I'm bored now; there must be hundreds, so what would be the most recent one?
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Report donny osmond January 31, 2017 12:53 PM GMT
stop the cavalry ? not quite a novelty song imo


what about £1 fish, or wealdstone raider song as recent examples
Report donny osmond January 31, 2017 12:57 PM GMT
ding dong the witch is dead
Report The Leopard January 31, 2017 1:00 PM GMT
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.

Dictated it ?
Report cooperman January 31, 2017 1:00 PM GMT
Peter Kay did one as Geraldine
Report Aunty Post January 31, 2017 1:20 PM GMT
Unfortunately I did type it, over several days, whist waiting for the racing.
Report The Leopard January 31, 2017 1:22 PM GMT
ShockedShockedShocked
Report The Leopard January 31, 2017 1:23 PM GMT
I suppose one line per day is not too bad
Report mememe January 31, 2017 1:58 PM GMT
How come there's no dogs day  B side to a Tommy Cooper Don't Jump off the roof dad.

Or Ken Dodd's unforgettable A Penis
Report mememe January 31, 2017 1:59 PM GMT
A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,

I thank the lord that I possess

More than my share of a penis.

Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.
Report saddo January 31, 2017 2:02 PM GMT
The Leopard    31 Jan 17 13:00 
AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.




63 freds on the Trumpster  Laugh
Report rogerthebutler January 31, 2017 2:29 PM GMT

Jan 31, 2017 -- 1:59PM, mememe wrote:


A penis, a penis, the greatest gift that I possess,I thank the lord that I possessMore than my share of a penis.Mrs mememe likes it too, she says.


When Brigite Bardot appeared on Desert Island Discs and said she wanted 'A penis' (in her French accent) by Ken Dodd as one of her records, the presenter said 'We'll come onto your luxury item later, dear'

Report The Leopard January 31, 2017 3:34 PM GMT

Jan 31, 2017 -- 2:02PM, saddo wrote:


The Leopard    31 Jan 17 13:00  AP …… please tell me you did not type that..... C & P hopefully…… or you have way too much time on your hands.63 freds on the Trumpster 


Trump-monster.....I think you mean.

Report Makybe_Diva January 31, 2017 3:46 PM GMT
One of my favourite videos ever,  is this one. Look at the happy smiling children Love

Happiness
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https://youtu.be/zhqlmdrk5Ns
Report Makybe_Diva January 31, 2017 3:50 PM GMT
"When it comes to measuring a man's success, don't count money count happiness"  Happy
Report mememe January 31, 2017 3:51 PM GMT
MD

Read down earlier posts ...

are you sure??
Report Makybe_Diva January 31, 2017 3:55 PM GMT
Yes, I'm sure Confused
Report dunlaying January 31, 2017 4:38 PM GMT
I once lived in a semi detached property where the couple in the other half had noisy and obviously anal sex. Once a month , on a Thursday.  We got sick of this Thursday performance so bought a cd with The Laughing Policeman on it. We waited for their next session
Once the neighbour's member was firmly entrenched on went Charlie Penrose at full volume. We never heard them again.

On the same cd was the Tessie O'Shea singing Nobody Loves A Fairy When She Is Forty, a great number.
Report SlippyBlue January 31, 2017 7:19 PM GMT
'Star Trekkin' and 'Arthur Daley E's Alright' both by The Firm.
Shaddupyouface kept Vienna by Ultravox from being #1. Utter madness!
Report Aunty Post February 1, 2017 11:12 AM GMT
dunlaying....the best way to deal with noisy neighbours like this, is to record them, and play it back at massive volume!

They wouldn't dare complain as you would say "it's not our noise it's yours" and they would be mortified.

A good way also to deal with barking dogs or screaming kids etc....
Report Breedingmad February 1, 2017 11:24 AM GMT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4
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