I've put my Christmas decorations up, am I ...

Good patience on the latter

Do people still put decorations up? How quaint

It would be a too early for me but well done for embracing the Christmas spirit

Life's too short.

Enjoy it.

It will be January before we know it.

That all sounds very lovely mememe.I hope you also had some Gene Autry or Nat king Cole on the go and I hope that later on tonight that you are able to give your wife a nice little Eggnog,because as us fellas all know,the Girlies do so love their Eggnogs at this time of the year.

Sounds a right hoot of a night mnem but go easy on the after 8s.

I bought a Big bottle of Baileys for Christmas .. All Gone

All sounds splendid....chit chatters christmas choir be round for mulled wine &  Mrs M mince pies

tictacman1
05 Dec 16 11:18
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All sounds splendid....chit chatters christmas choir be round for mulled wine &  Mrs M mince pies

I'd love to invite you all round ... I live in Liverpool and have a nice red door and I have just decorated it with fairy lights.  There is a picture of it on another thread.

When you come could I ask you to adhere to a few simple rules?

1.  No singing please, it may upset the rest of the street;

2.  No checking that the fairy on the Christmas tree has got her knicker$ on;

3.  No suggestive comments to Mrs mememe - she suffers from headaches when I make rude suggestions, so I don't know what she'll be like if any of you say anything;

4.  maximum spend on my pressies is £500 - to avoid any embarrassment (I haven't got any of you one yet).

5. No spitting or unwarranted body noises.

That's it.
See you all next week.

Chit-Chat turns up at mememe's gaff.

How many Chit-Chatters can you identify? There's Aunty Post on the left wearing the topper, cannyman is peering through his specs down the front, next to his cat, while Makybe the Minx conducts the pups in the background.

We look a right shower.

i always got a christmas beano when i was a kid ...loved it

I do like the Christmas season, I'm not mad about New Year's Eve though. I've got pretty much a full house for Christmas dinner, Brothers, Sister, various nephews and nieces and a few randoms popping in for a glass of cheer as well, should be good.