Girlfriends 30th birthday monday?

season ticket for The Blues

... or at least in 25 years time when she physically metamorphs into her mother overnight... at least you won't have to see it.

Cheers for the replies lads so far booked us into a nice place for food. I'm on twitter under my
username so might add some pics of me and her, currently just my block head though. Was thinking perfume, earrings and anal

just hope you haven't booked a curry

looking at that twitter pic, dont look like the type to have a girlfriend ...

I agree with something silver and delicate. A set of Allen keys or something are always very useful.

30 is a big one, so push the boat out.

My suggestion is an eclectic mix that any 30 year old woman would just love ...

1.  £5 lottery scratch card (but have a look first in case it's a big win, re-cover with silver nail varnish if loser)

2.  chewing tobacco, or snuff if preferred

3.  cookery book, something like meat pies made easy

4.  annual subscription to People's Friend

Bought the exact same things for Mrs mememe last Christmas.
She was deliriously happy

In jest Prepared as I don't know you, buy maybe a trip to Specsavers. Must need her eyes testing.

^^^^^


If she's a keeper, just give her two thirds of everything you own.
It'll save time.

Alternatively, book a romantic trip to London and take her up the Shard!

Birthday card ....shocking omission...

Prepared looks like an Axe Murderer

Birthday presents are for children. No one gives a fxck about the birthday of anyone over 12.


Make clear your position on this and if she agrees then she's a keeper. (T&C's apply) If she disagrees then she is clearly a needy self absorbed narcissist that you would be better off without.

Don't wear that shirt.

some quality replies lads axe murderer? not my greatest shirt either

Yes paddy she sure does need to visit specsavers

Good lad at least you can laugh.
Hope you get a good evening out of her good evening

Ended up buying her 2 bottles of wine, a box of chocolates, perfume, a dress(she chose) took her out for a nice lunch and a
nice evening meal with a few drinks in between in some nice bars. Think she enjoyed herself. Thanks for all the replies.
Was going to buy her a matching axe

did you give her one?

Indeed

you philthy beast

Oh and just changed my twitter picture after the banter i got from the last one although this new one is possibly worse

prepared83
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might add some pics of me and her


we're still waiting

on pics of her that is!

of ffs

Hang on will see if i can find a decent one of us both

Best i could find is up as im not showing much more

You're punching above your weight!

So my mates keep telling me removed it now though as opening myself up for serious abuse

For a moment i thought your latest twitter post said I GOT THE JOB DONE

We really need confirmation of this Knife wielding Hottie !

missed the pic, wanted to see what kind of women goes for the axe murderer look...

I missed the axe murder pic as well. Post it on here

A lovely warming tread with happy ending. Well done that man

I don't have a girlfriend at the moment but I'm gonna find one soon and when I find her,she's gonna feel like she's been hit by a train.A Train Of Love...

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All Chit Chatters will be invited to the wedding,even crags.

Then again...

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Please just ignore all this silly romantic pooPoo my fellow chitty chatters.I think my train is passing through a very strange tunnel.

If I don't find 'Her' soon...I feel my train is gonna F...... Crash.

GOODNIGHT!..I now need to close my eyes and sleep but before I sleep I'll see her face again.(And her TittyTatties)

@prepared83,So what did you buy your girlfriend?

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Cheers for the replies lads Laugh so far booked us into a nice place for food. I'm on twitter under my
username so might add some pics of me and her, currently just my block head though. Was thinking perfume, earrings and anal

I'd say perfume and earrings are both good but I don't know about the bummy hole game because I've never played that game or ever wanted to.

Half of chit chat are now disappointed culvin.
They had plans for you.

I can well believe it because I think there's some right dirty little perky buggers here.I'm just glad that I'm a good little catholic with a clean little C O C K .

Whats happened here?

I'm sorry prepared83 for taking the fred to a rather different place.The mere mention of the word 'girlfriend' sets me off on a bit of a tangent,I'm afraid.

No worries bud good entertainment to be fair and take care of yourself. Going to post a pic
of me and the misses on twitter now so feel free to give me feedback and let me know how i'm punching above my weight ha

Done? Look forward to the abuse

Is this you with the lovely lady?

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She is lovely and way above yer league m8

No idea how you did this but yes thats us

A handsome couple.

Prepared83, your girlfriend is very beautiful.

I agree with Crags, you make a handsome couple

Yes was only joking prepared.
Beautiful looking girl, make sure you don't lose her.

I was handsome once... about 4 or 5 stone ago

@prepared83,All My Very,Very Best Wishes to you and the Very Lovely Looking Lady.YOU LUCKY BLOODY BUGGER!

I take it you keep the gambling hidden from her prepared83? Otherwise you would be sat with a munter

Good work.

prepared83
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A women at work started a bit of a prank war with me today, planning on targeting her car. Thinking of covering it in tomato sauce, shaving foam etc... any other ideas?
Cheers

So what do i buy her for xmas then people? Struggling with this one? Thanks in advance

aasbff no i told her about the gambling, infact one of my very first questions was do you own any unrestricted bookmaker accounts?

Oh and thanks to everyone else for their nice words need to get her in a villa kit next poor woman
doesn't realise what shes let herself in for

I've got quite a few mates that are Villains prepared83, I wouldn't wish that on anyone! It's bad enough being a Palace man. I'm going to see them against Chelsea on Saturday, I fear the worst..

If you're in London you could take her up the back alley

behind covent garden station there's some lovely jewellery shops.

for me its two things  .. one should be of some value and of real class  .. I would chose some nice silver enamelled keep sake or jewellery .. the other should be and act of no value that shows you care  .. that could be cooking a meal , painting a picture or writing something nice ... I think it should be more than light if you really like her as at 30 its a bit of commitment that looked for .. you look a really nice couple BTW.

donatwin2easy hope you're drunk bud as that was awful ha. Slippy it is what it is and i'd prefer to get beat every week then be
a "follower" of utd, liverpool etc. I'll have Benteke back though

cheers minardi bud, although im no painter ha. Totally see what you're saying though and will work on it. Cheers

Indeed prepared83, I've got people who I know that support Liverpool in South London and yet have never been to Anfield. Palace man forever.

And no you can't have that dude back!

top man prepared83. i see you know me already.

She's not bad you better keep her happy.

Good lad 2easy slippy i know the exact fan you speak of pal moon i'll do my best pal.
Will keep updating but not sure anyone gives a **** ha. Will let you know what i pick for xmas. Have a great xmas people

smash her back doors in son

^ And they say romance is dead.

slightly hammered Thursday prepared83. apologies...

No worries pal, i had a good chuckle.

Still going strong. Any valentines day tips?

card, flowers, belgian chocolates , and an ante-post cheltenham yankee .

Well, I've just managed to book up for me and the Mrs for the 14th.

I thought it might have been difficult to get a table up but it seems Tuesday is a quiet night at the snooker club.

Haven pic of me and her half way down this thread

fair play she is very well presented.

You on the other hand look like an axe murderer

Only joking

Been told that a few times bud can say what you like i love all the banter etc

it's the eyes it says to me, "you keep staring at me and I'm going to kill you"

Been told that as well

did't see 31 axed i presume

Capt f, im a proper easy going fella but you sir are a bell end

cur

I volunteer to paint her naked... for you of course, no other reason.

she looks very unhappy,,  get her a vibrator m8

Prepared83 I see you where talking about anal and with cardenden's suggestion of a vibrator. I think sir it's to early to go through that pain to show her your serious

Joking aside I see this thread started last December, hope is all going well and your walking normally again. If it looks like you'll be together for at least another year may I suggest a subscription to Sky sports, I get it for my missus every year.........you should see the look of joy on her face As I try to get the dildo out of my ar$e

Someone call International Thread Rescue?

We split up in march just showing one of the lads on here the pic. Been banging my way through tinder and badoo
the last few months and now own a serious collection of toys

Hope you didn't go through with the dildo challenge ! Never mind mate plenty of fish and all that. Remember you hange your women. Never your team

Change ffs

Thank fu ck the E didn't drop off as well. Don't want the old bill round just had that new patio put down

You drinking already dan?

Think I need a drink trying to get things to fall into place regards the building work we're having done. New Windows not until week now Which holds plaster up etc

House party at yours when its all finished? could get a load of tinder birds to turn up