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04 Oct 16
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used to know all the verses as a 12 year old schoolboy,
but now all I can remember is one " the captains name was topper,
by gad he had a whopper.
once round the deck,twice round his neck
and used his at$e as a stopper!
yes I know kids stuff but who knows some more of these little nuggets?
but now all I can remember is one " the captains name was topper,
by gad he had a whopper.
once round the deck,twice round his neck
and used his at$e as a stopper!
yes I know kids stuff but who knows some more of these little nuggets?
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Always remembered this bit, hard to believe it was best part of 40 years ago
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The captain's randy daughter
Went swimming in the water
Delighted squeals
Came as eels
Entered her sexual quarter
Went swimming in the water
Delighted squeals
Came as eels
Entered her sexual quarter
The bosun's name was Carter
And man was he a f@rter.
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go,
They got Carter the f@rter to start 'er.
And man was he a f@rter.
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go,
They got Carter the f@rter to start 'er.
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
Oh, man, you should have seen us.
The figurehead
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.
Oh, man, you should have seen us.
The figurehead
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.
I had never heard this until I purchased the Sex Pistols Great Rock n Roll Swindle lp
The Captain's wife was Mabel
By God she sure was able
She gave the crew
Their daily screw
Under the kitchen table.
By God she sure was able
She gave the crew
Their daily screw
Under the kitchen table.
The figurehead
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.
I always thought 'the figurehead was a nude in bed sucking a monster penis'
Anyway-
The cook whose name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He served the crew with menstrual stew,
And hymens fried in semen.
Which I think I had in a Greek taverna once upon a long ago.
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.
I always thought 'the figurehead was a nude in bed sucking a monster penis'
Anyway-
The cook whose name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He served the crew with menstrual stew,
And hymens fried in semen.
Which I think I had in a Greek taverna once upon a long ago.
I always thought it was:
'The figurehead was a wh0re in bed and the mast was a mammoth pen1s'
'The figurehead was a wh0re in bed and the mast was a mammoth pen1s'
Must be hundreds of variations to this.
Googled this.
The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night
Were lily white
By morning they were scarlet
Googled this.
The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night
Were lily white
By morning they were scarlet
there was no better sex education back in the day in the 1st form
T'was on the good ship Venus throwing snowballs at the moon
She said I've never had it ,she spoke too frigging soon
She said I've never had it ,she spoke too frigging soon
the third mates name was green
he invented the w&nking machine
on the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
and whipped his balls to cream
he invented the w&nking machine
on the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
and whipped his balls to cream
She stood on the bridge at midnight,picking blackheads off his crutch,
she said Sir, I've never had it, no she hadn't , not f*****g much.
she said Sir, I've never had it, no she hadn't , not f*****g much.
Taught to me at a tender age chaps,travelling back from London Colney.I was a shocked as you two !
The first mates name was kipper ...
by Christ he was a nipper ...filled his harse with broken glass and circumcised the skipper ..
by Christ he was a nipper ...filled his harse with broken glass and circumcised the skipper ..
I"d totally forgotten the sex pistols used some of the verses for the words on "friggin in the riggin"
and a darn good time was had by all-knob out
and a darn good time was had by all-knob out
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