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terry mccann
04 Oct 16 10:09
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used to know all the verses as a 12 year old schoolboy,
but now all I can remember is one " the captains name was topper,
by gad he had a whopper.
once round the deck,twice round his neck
and used his at$e as a stopper!
yes I know kids stuff but who knows some more of these little nuggets?
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Report topshot October 4, 2016 10:37 AM BST
Always remembered this bit, hard to believe it was best part of 40 years ago
The second mate was Andy
By Christ he had a dandy
Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
Report eldar October 4, 2016 11:18 AM BST
The captain's randy daughter
Went swimming in the water
Delighted squeals
Came as eels
Entered her sexual quarter
Report Gallivanter October 4, 2016 11:18 AM BST
The bosun's name was Carter
And man was he a f@rter.
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go,
They got Carter the f@rter to start 'er.
Report Gallivanter October 4, 2016 11:21 AM BST
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
Oh, man, you should have seen us.
The figurehead
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.
Report Burton-Brewers October 4, 2016 11:55 AM BST
I had never heard this until I purchased the Sex Pistols Great Rock n Roll Swindle lp
Report Clerkmore October 4, 2016 12:09 PM BST
The Captain's wife was Mabel
By God she sure was able
She gave the crew
Their daily screw
Under the kitchen table.
Report cooperman October 4, 2016 3:32 PM BST
as many verses as 'the quartermasters store'Grin
Report Kit-Kat-Dan October 4, 2016 4:29 PM BST
The figurehead
Was a nude in bed
And the mast was the captain's pen1s.


I always thought 'the figurehead was a nude in bed sucking a monster penis'

Anyway-

The cook whose name was Freeman,
He was a dirty demon,
He served the crew with menstrual stew,
And hymens fried in semen.

Which I think I had in a Greek taverna once upon a long ago.
Report pixie October 4, 2016 4:48 PM BST
I always thought it was:

'The figurehead was a wh0re in bed and the mast was a mammoth pen1s'
Report akabula October 4, 2016 4:53 PM BST
Must be hundreds of variations to this.
Googled this.

The captain's daughter Charlotte
Was born and bred a harlot
Her thighs at night
Were lily white
By morning they were scarlet
Report terry mccann October 4, 2016 6:54 PM BST
Laugh there was no better sex education back in the day in the 1st form
Report digdeep October 4, 2016 8:23 PM BST
T'was on the good ship Venus throwing snowballs at the moon
She said I've never had it ,she spoke too frigging soon
Report terry mccann October 5, 2016 6:50 AM BST
the third mates name was green
he invented the w&nking machine
on the 99th stroke the bloody thing broke
and whipped his balls to creamShocked
Report treetop October 5, 2016 11:35 PM BST
She stood on the bridge at midnight,picking blackheads off his crutch,
she said Sir, I've never had it, no she hadn't , not f*****g much.
Report crags October 5, 2016 11:38 PM BST
Good grief
Report Capt__F October 5, 2016 11:45 PM BST
annie be mortified
Report treetop October 5, 2016 11:51 PM BST
Taught to me at a tender age chaps,travelling back from London Colney.I was a shocked as you two !
Report Rockinron October 6, 2016 6:15 PM BST
The first mates name was kipper ...
by Christ he was a nipper ...filled his harse with broken glass and circumcised the skipper ..Laugh
Report terry mccann October 15, 2016 11:18 AM BST
I"d totally forgotten the sex pistols used some of the verses for the words on "friggin in the riggin"
and a darn good time was had by all-knob outLaugh
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